101.
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. |
102.
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others
running? |
103.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". |
104.
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He
was
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes! |
105.
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant it?s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go. |
106.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20
cr or else return my 20 Rs back. |
107.Postman:-
I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it.... |
108.
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who
died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving.. |
109.
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! |
110.
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read
very fast. |
