111.
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
punjab
. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are
still digging for more.. |
112.
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at
evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai
Manmohan is PM not AM". |
113.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the
office.
Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I
look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other
problem Can there be greater than this one? |
114.
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your
worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have
any worries
or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet. |
115.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. |
116.
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have
married
me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the
woman replied Sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" |
117.
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his
parents." |
118.
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word
"beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father
cooks
beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." |
119.
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your
success
as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire" |
120.
Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and
"arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang
himself" or
"shoot himself". |
