121.
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of
enemies & division of friends. |
122.
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are
the
world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is
so high,
even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we
can hear
the Niagara Falls?" |
123.
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an
examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to
leave the
hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will
detain them
for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a
diving board
overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first
patient to
jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and
breaks both
arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to
jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why
didn't you
jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't
swim!" |
124.
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone
rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning
him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car
going the
wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of
them!" |
125.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no
intention of
driving. |
126.
What's the definition of lawyer?
The larval form of a politician |
127.
Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying
"Parking
Fine" |
128.
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when
the teacher erases the board. |
129.
once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand
and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so.
He
Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one
hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be
hot. |
130.
Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive
down
from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his
friend.
He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return,
and called
up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he
didn't reach
in the evening and not the next day either. "
When he finally reached home on the third day, his
distraught
mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?
(What Happened, My Son?) |
