131.
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long
journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge
jaane
waaste chaar gear banaate hain, )
aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car
people are
crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only
one for
going back! |
132.
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought
a
hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he
returned to the
dealer for another hundred chickens .
because all of the first lot had died. A month later he
was back
at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the
second lot
had also died
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa,
'I think
I'm planting them too deep.' |
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133.
2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra
dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job. |
134.
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the
other
ensures U Continue to do so. |
135.
Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao. |
136.
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks
hard
& comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion
eat me. O'
bolo ta ra ra. |
137.
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting
married,
Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua. |
138.
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage
certificate 4
an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry
date. |
139.
Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara
character thik ho jaaega.....
Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya hoga....??? |
140.
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye
iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai. |
