141.
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and
Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied...
Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! |
142.
Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!! |
143.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. |
144.
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born |
145.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is
grazing
in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first. |
146.
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to
Delhi
in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai. |
147.
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of
the
window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions |
148.
Man before Marriage I like Airtel....?Aisi Azaadi Aur
Kahaan?
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our
Network
Follows." |
149.
Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
gaya... aur main...SWARGWASI... |
|
150.
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before
marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense |
