181.
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George! |
182.
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me! |
183.
L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card. |
184.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
insects?
L-JOHNY: Don't bite any. |
185.
TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet." |
186.
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
sameday
sametime." |
187.
Question: There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A
boy
jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the
number of legs.
There are only 36 legs. HOW??
Answer: One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE!! |
188.
L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? |
189.
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one
is green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair
of the
same at home. |
190.
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers
before eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook. |
