21. Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge said: What will you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

22. A girl came back home from the school and asked her grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover?"
"A lover?" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov.... Lover.... Oh, my God!"
She rushed to the wall, pulled aside the hanging rug, revealing a hidden closet door. She unlocked the door, and a skeleton of a young man fell out from the closet.

23. Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

24.  How do you recognize a Santa's son in School?
A. He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

25. A teacher asked Pappu: What's the capital of United States?
Pappu: Washington DC.
When asked what "DC" stood for, Pappu added, "Dot com!"

26. Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A. Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

27. Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded!
Major: Excellent! We can attack in any direction now!

28. An American report: We crossed chickens with cows. The new breed simultaneously produces milk, meat and eggs.
Report from France: We crossed flies and bees. The hybrid flies over the trash fields and produces honey.
Report from Russia: We crossed a melon with cockroaches. When you cut this melon, seeds run away by themselves

29. Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!

30. Did you hear about the new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes forward incase the enemy attacks from behind.