51. One day a dog was running behind a Santa... But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, "Why you are so happy?
He said... "Ah Ah Ah....I have an Airtel mobile with me...But Still Hutch network is following me.."

52. When I was born they fired a 21-gun salute.
Too bad they missed.

53. Can you do anything that other people can't?
A. Sure, I can read my handwriting.

54. The president of the service club asked his new member, "Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?"
The new member replied, "Yes, my mother-in-law."

55. A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, "Who's this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who's that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?"

56. What's plastic and dangerous to children?
Michael Jackson

57. How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance

58. Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.

59. A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No," says the cop.
"What about all these other cars?"
"They didn't ask"

60. At a hospital looking through the window at the newly arrived babies a father says, "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled! Isn't she adorable?"
His friend says, "But your kid didn't smile."
The father replies, "I was talking about the nurse"