61. 1st thief, "Police! Quick! jump out of the window!"
2nd thief, "But this is the 13th floor"
1st: "Hurry! This is no time to be superstitious"

62.  What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A. You cry when you cut up an onion

63. News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

64. CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

65. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

66. Why did Santa throw the butter out the window?
A. He wanted to see a butterfly

67. Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
Santa: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

68. What is difference between man and Superman?
A. Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser

69. Sailor (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

70. Woman: One of your bees just stung me. I want you to do something about it.
Beekeeper: Certainly, Madam. Just show me which bee it was and I'll have it punished