81. Osama consults a psychic about the date of his death.
Psychic: You will die on an American holiday.
Osama: Which one?
Psychic: Anyday you die shall be an American holiday

82. Santa, "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer, "I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror

83. Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door.
Banta leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry."
At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?"

84. "Darling," said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?"
"Of course, dearest, no trouble," she replied. "But what will you live on?"

85. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook.....
But the law allows only one wife

86. Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.
Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge: Thats no excuse! Don't you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?

87. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies" he responded.
"Oh, killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

88. A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Police officer.
"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying for years."

89. Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B. Ok
A. A white horse fell in the mud

90. Preeto: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta: Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous.
Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Banta: You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
Preeto: In the pool.