FUNNY SMS

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Mr. Nitin
E-Mail : 010nitin@gmail.com
Location : lucknow


Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,muskura rahe the hum,par ankho me nami si thi,saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi.
 
waqt badlta hai jindgi ke sath.zindgi badlti hai waqt ke sath.waqt nahi badlta apno ke sath,bus apne badal jate hai waqt ke sath.

Mr.AMIT SAXENA
E-Mail : rraammpp72@yahoo.co.in
Location : LUCKNOW
wo yaron ki mahfil, wo muskrate pal,dil amin basa wo beeta kal,kabhi jindai gujarti thi hasne hasane main, ab waqt gujarta hai money kamane main.

E-Mail : abhi_jadaun2002@yahoo.com
Location : jaipur
TUJHE APNA BANANE KI HASARAT THI, JO DIL ME HI RAH GAYI.CHAHA THA TUJHE TUT KAR, CHAHAT BAS CHAHAT BANKE RAH GAYI.

E-Mail : rajnihal@gmail.com
Location : J
aipur
TUM CHAHTE RAHNA MUJHE MARTE DUM TAK,HUME TUMHARI CHAHTON SE PYAR HAI.HUM CHAHENGE TUMHE MARNE KA BAD BHI ,KYONKI AAJ BHI HUME TERA INTZAR HAI.

E-Mail : rajnihal@gmail.com
Location : J
aipur
Zindagi ko khushiyon ne pukara hai, sada muskurao aap ye sandesha humara hai, phool khilte rahe jeevan me aapke, kaanto k liye daman humara hai..

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Zindgi ki asli udaan abhi baki hai,apne iradon ka imthan abhi baki hai,abhi to naapi hai mutthi bhar zamin aage abhi sara asman baki hai..!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yaho.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Har pal pe apka hi naam hoga,apke har kadam par duniya kaa salaam hoga, mushkilon ka samna himmat se karna ae dost,dua he meri ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Raate gumnam hoti hai din kisi k naam hota hai hum zindagi kuch is tarah se jite hai ki har lamha sirf aap k naam hota hai.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Medical shayari..When V breathe...V inspire...Wah wah when Vbreathe, V inspire... When V don't breathe....V expire

E-Mail : laxmikant75@gmail.com
Location : iitr
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wale Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

E-Mail : deepakfrom_india@yahoo.com
Location : faridabad
falak ki jid hai, jahan bijli girane ki, hamen bhi jid hai wahan aansiyan banane ki,jamana sun raha tha bade gaor se magar,mohabbat me bhi dam hai saone sajane ki

E-Mail : subhanallah2007@gmail.com
Location : gaorakhpur
Har ek jazbat ko zuban nahi milti.Har ek aarzu ko dua nahi milti. Muskan banaye rakho to duniya h sath.Ansu ko to ankho me bhi panah nahi milti.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Bhigi palkon k sang muskurate hai hum,pal-pal dil ko behlate hai hum,tu dur hai hum se to kya,har saans mei teri aahat paate hai hum.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Dosti nahi chahiye FOOLON jaisiJo sirf kuch pal KHUSHBHU deDosti nahi chahiye SURAJ jaisiJo her waqt AAG failati haiDosti nahi chahiye CHAND jaisiJo din mein SAATH na deDosti nahi chahiye PARCHHAI jaisiJo andhere me PICHHA chhodh deDosti chahiye SANSO jaisi jo maut tak SAATH de.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Ye ansu bhi khambqat ek pareshani hai,khushi aur gam dono ki nishani hai. samjhne walo k liye anmol aur na samjhne walo k liye pani hai..

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
RAAT k ANDHERE me Sara JAHANSOTA hai,Lekin kisi ki YAAD me Ek DIL rota hai. KHUDA kre K kisi par koi DIL Fida na kre, Agar kre to MAUT se pehle JUDA na kre.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Chale jayenge magar yad chod jayenge,aapke dil me apni nishani chod jayenge.Kabhi roange kabhi muskraoge,hum apni dosti ki woh Nisani chod jayenge.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Kisiki muhabbat se hammne kya paya hai, raat ki nind or din ka chan gavaya hai,kya kare hum is dil ka,jise ajj barbaad ho kar b hosh nahi aya hai.

E-Mail : uswatayyab@gmail.com
Location : Pakistan
One day Santa was climing on a tree. A Money sitting on the tree asked "Why u r climing the tree"?Santa: kele khane.Money: Lekin yeh to Aam ka per hai.Santa: Mujhe pata hai, iseley mai kele saath laya hoo.

E-Mail : bnchandna@hotmail.com
Location : Delhi
Ishq ne insan ko kya se kya bana diya,kisiko kavi to kisiko katil bana diya, 2 phulon ka bojh na utha sakti thi Mumtaz or Shahjahan ne us par Tajmahal bana diya

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
PANI KI BUNDE PHULO KO BHIGA RAHI HAITHANDI LEHRE TAZGI JAGA RAHI HAI HO JAIYE AP BHI INME SHAMIL, PYARI SI SUBAH APKE LIYE KHUSIYAN LA RAHI HAI.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Dil se aapka khayaal jaata nahi..... Aapke siwa koi yaad aata nahi..... Hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu..... Par kambakht woh madaari aapko roz laata nahi.....

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Asman se utri he,taro se sajai he,chand k chandni se nehlai h...Ae dost smbhal k rkhna ye dosti,ye rista meri zndagi bhar k kamai he.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
DIL KO THAAM KAR HAR WAQT USKI YAAD MAE KHOYE RAHTE HAI HUM.AB TOH YE HALT HO GAYE HAI PYAR MAE, JAGKAR BHI SOYE RAHE RAHTE HAI HUM.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Ms Meena! Ms Meena! Ms Meena.! now u r thinking that who is Ms Meena? arey yaar I m just asking u that u miss me na?

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
1 lamhe me unhone zindagi savaardi,1 lamhe me unhone zindagi bigaad di,kasur unka nahi hamara tha, jo un 2 lamho me hamne zindagi guzzar Di.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Bina Chot Khaye Ehsas Nahi Hota, Har Koi Duniya Me Khas Nhi Hota, MagarJiski Aarzu Dil Se Ho Jati Hai, Vo Hi Hamare Pas Nahi Hota....

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Doston ka to aana jana he, par ye dost tera purana he. is dost ko bhula na dena kabhi yaar, kyuki ye dost Aapki dosti ka deewana hai...!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Yaad aati hai to,zara kho jate haiAansu ankho mein utar aaye to,zara ro jate haiNeend to nahi aati ankho mein lekin aap khwab mein aoge yeh sochke so jate hai

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Jam pe jam pine se kya faida, raat ko piyoge to subah utar jayegi. Sirf do boond hamari dosti ki pilo, sach kahte he sari jindagi nashe me geogey

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Friends and friendship,its a package of feelings,nobody can make it,nobody can delete it,nobody can explain it,only one can feel it...

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Ishq ik nasha hai joh dard ki gali me bikta hai.Yeh ik pal ka maza hai par zindgi bhar ki saja hai.Use mout kya maregi jo khud saja-e-ishq me fasaa hai.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Taare aasmaan mein chamakte hai , baadal duur hai phir bhi baraste hai, hum bhi kitne naadan hai, aap dil mein rehte hai aur hum milne ko taraste hai..

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Aakash ke taaron me khoya hai jahan sara,lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,un taron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara jo is waqt padh raha hai Message Hamara. SUBHRATRI.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Duniya me sabse pyaari hai teri yaari, Dekh k ye jal gayi duniya saari, Kya tumhe yaad ati nahi hamaari... To chal ab SMS karne ki teri bari...

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Girls are like computer virus, They enter your life, Scan ur pocket, Transfer ur money. Edit ur mind, Download their problems, Delete ur smile and hang ur future!!

E-Mail : coolkevin87@yahoo.co.in
Location : mumbai
ek sardar ye sochte hue mar gaya ki meri bahan ke 2 bhai ha aour mere ek hi ha ... ha ha ha

E-Mail : dheeraj@dil.in
Location : jaipur
give me answar: ager aankhin milne ke baad 2 aur 2 = 4 hoon jate hai to to 2 dil milne ke baad 1 kyu ho jate hai ..............Repaly me with a solid reason ....... its a chelling for u

E-Mail : cute_sunny4girl@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jaipur
PAHLE TO SHAYRON ME MRA KARTA THA MEIN.AB TO HAKIKAT ME MRNE KE DIN AA GAYE HAI.THA ARMAN BARSON PAHLE MOUT KO GALE LAGANE KA,AB VO ARMAN PURE KARNE KE DIN AA GAYE HAI

E-Mail : rajnihal@gmail.com
Location : JAIPUR
Making 100 friends in a year isn't big..but an achievement is to make a friend for 100 years. I know i ve made 1 dats u!!

E-Mail : smj_019@rediffmail.com
Location : chennai
waqt or khushi aapke gulam honge, har pal or pehlu aapke naam honge, jara mud kar dekhna mere dost, aapke har kadam ke niche mere haathon ke nishan honge

E-Mail : SAINI_JEETENDRA@YAHOO.COM
Location : JAIPUR
jaise chahte they hum unhe,woh bhi hume chahte toh kya baat hoti,paane ka armaan toh tha,bin mangey mil jate toh kya baat hoti,is dil mein pyar tha kitna,woh jaan lete toh kya baat hoti,humne manga tha unhe khuda se,woh bhi humein maang lete toh kya baat hoti

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
chale jayengey par yaadein suhani chod kar,aapke dil mein apni nishani chod kar,kabhi royogey kabhi muskurayogey,hum jayengey dosti ki woh kahani chod kar..

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it

E-Mail : viv_mis@redifmail.com
Location : delhi
Intazar ke pal bitna mushkil hai,bite hue lamhe pas lana mushkil hai, jo ek bar bas jaye dilme dhadkan banke, wo pyar dil se bhulana mushkil hai.

E-Mail : sameer_minku2005@yahoo.com
Location : baroda
Dosti yakeen par tiki hoti hai, Ye deewar badi mushkil se khadi hoti hai , kabhi fursat mile to padhna kitab rishton ki . DOSTI KHOON KE RISHTE SE BHI BADI HAI.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Dosti ki pyari surat ho tum. kisi ki jindgi ki jarurt ho tum. khubsoort to phul b bahut h yar mere liye phul se b badhkar khubsoort ho tum.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
DIL KI DHADKAN TEJ HAI,SAASO MAE BEKRARI HAI.DIL KI DHADKAN TEJ HAI SAASO MAE BEKRARI HAI. AARE!JALDI CHECK UP KARA LAGTA HAI Dame KI BIMARI HAI.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Tanhai na paye koi kisi k sath k bad,judai na paye koi kisi se milne k bad.Na pade kisiko adat kisiki itni,k har sans bhi aye uski yad k bad....!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Lakh chahoge bhul na paoge. hum se juda hokar ji na paoge.chahe kitani bhi khusiya luta do hum par, hamari dosti ko overtake nahi kar paoge..

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Mujhse mat poocho ki kyun aankhen jhuka li maine,teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine..uspe likha tha ki teri mohabbat mere muqaddar mein nahi,yahi soch kar apne maathe ki woh lakeer mita li maine...

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Saalon baad na jane kya sama hoga,hum sab doston me se jane kaun kahan hoga,fir milna hua to milenge khwabon me,jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon mein:-

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Hum Lafzon se kuchh bhi izhaar nahi karte iska matlab ye nahin ki hum Use pyar nahi karte Chahte hai Ushe aaj bhi par Uski soch main apna waqt bekar nahi karte Tamasha na banjaye kahin mohabat meri isliye apne dard ko dhikhya nahi karte Jo kuchh mila he usi me khush hai Uske liye Khuda se takrar nahi karte par kuch to bat hai uski fitrat mai warna use chahne ko dil bar bar nahi karta.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Galti se pyar kar baithe hum nadaan the,uski aadat uski fitrat se anjaan the,waqt ne humko khilona bana diya yaaro,warna hum bhi kabhi mehfilo ki jaan the.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Father- Raat ko tum pi k gutter mein gir gaye the. Son- Kya bataon dad GALAT SANGAT ki wajah se hua,hum 4 dost..1 bottle...Or wo teeno pite hi nahi the...

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Har pal me pyaar hai,Har lamhey me khushi,Kho do to ye yaaden hai,G lo to ye zindagi....So ye LAMHA or PAL apne liye na sahi PAR mere liye to GEO.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Palbhar me toot jaye wo kasam hum nahi,dosto kobhool jaye wo hum nahi,tum hame bhool jao is baat me dum nahi.kyonki tum hame bhul jao itne burehum nahin.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
kitni jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai,pyaas bhujti nahi barsat guzar jati hai,apni yadon se keh do is tarah na aaya karein,neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai.

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab

ek pal ka ehsaas ban kar aate ho tum,dusre hi pal khushbu ki tarah ud jate ho tum,jante ho tanhaiyon se dar lagta hai,phir bhi humein tanha chod jate ho tum

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro boli"Shukriya Bhai Jan

E-Mail : vishal_1043@rediffmail.com
Location : indore
yeh aansu na hote aankhon mein,toh aankhein itni khoobsurat na hoti,yeh dard na hota dil mein,toh khushi ki keemat pata na hoti,yeh bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne,toh wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti,agar mangne se puri ho jati muradein,toh uss khuda ki kabhi zarurat nahi hoti...

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
Na chaho itna hume chahaton se daar lagta hai,na aao itna kareeb judai se daar lagta hai,tumhari wafaon pe bharosa hai par apni "kissmat" se daar lagta hai..!

E-Mail : vjoshi2007@rediff.com
Location : Sharma
Na chaho itna hume chahaton se daar lagta hai,na aao itna kareeb judai se daar lagta hai,tumhari wafaon pe bharosa hai par apni "kissmat" se daar lagta hai..!

E-Mail : sunil_expo2006@yahoo.com
Location : Udaipur
Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,Karna hifazat tum apni,Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari.

E-Mail : sur_dhar2002@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kolkata
Log apna banake chod dete hai.Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.Log to dil bhi tod dete hai.

E-Mail : sur_dhar2002@yahoo.co.in
Location : kolkata
Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,Karna hifazat tum apni,Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari.

E-Mail : sur_dhar2002@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kolkata
Jis pal KHUDA ne tumhe banaya hoga,hajaaro sal dekha hoga,lakho saal nihara hoga,aur fir 1 bar jarur socha hoga,,,,,ABE YE HAI KYA..!!!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Pyar sigaar ki tarh hota hai,AAG ke roop me shuru hota hai,DHUYEN ki tarh badta hai aur RAAKH ke rup me khtam ho jaata hai.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : JOdhpur
A true friend is not like the RAIN which pours and goes away... A true friend is like the AIR, Sometimes silent but always around you.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Life never leaves u empty. It always replaces everything u lost! If it asks u 2 put something down.Its bcoz it wants u to pick up something better.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Johpur
Aap se dur kaise reh pate, dil se apko kaise bhula pate, kaash aap sapno ke alawa sheeshe me base hote, khud ko bhi dekte to aap nazar aate..

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Palko par apni baithaya hai tumhe,Badi duaon k baad paya hai tumhe,Aasani se nahi mile tum,NATIONAL ZOO PARK SE CHURAYA HAI TUMHE.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

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