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Bcoz u 4GT TO SMS me, i''am commiting SUICIDE...miser
o we r all
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in
our own
STREET

called LIFE..

and
im so
glad

dat
in one
of the intersections

i met a nice "Frd" like U!

:;;;*;;; u've got
( -_- ) lots of
>")("< FR!ENDS..
&u won't even notice my absence.But if smedy find n ne,wtch carefuly i'll be just around!H R U?
SOME SAY it...

 


SOME THINK it...

 


SOME KNOW it...

 


BUT i MEAN it...

.***.,.***.
*u r a nice*
*.friend.*
"*.,..*"

.+"""+.
I KEEP U


.+"""+.+"""+.

HERE

.+"""+.+"""+.
+
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"+.
.+""+.+""+.
+ My HEART+
"+. .+"
"+.+" 4EVER

Erase
message?


No! No! No! No! No! Keep this pic coz we look cute Here. Look..
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( -_- ) ( -_- )
>")("< >")("< FRIENDS 4EVER

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Missing u is only half the story. Hope the other half is u miss me too.
You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
The most selfish 1 letter word "I" Avoid it. The most satisfying 2-letter word "WE" Use it. The most poisonous 3-letter word "EGO" Kill it. The most used 4-letter word "LOVE" Value it. The most pleasing 5-letter word "SMILE" Keep it. The fastest spreading 6-letter word "RUMOUR" Ignore it. The hardest working 7-letter word "SUCCESS" Achieve it. The most enviable 8-letter word "JEALOUSY" Distance it. The most powerful 9-letter word "KNOWLEDGE" Acquire it.
Life is full of beautiful things : soft sunset,pointed Rainbow,
dedicate blossoms,love & laughter
,Quiet moments & fantastic people like U & ME !!!!!!
HINGLISH ..WHEN I AM YOUR : KAREEB
THERE IS ONLY : KHAMOSHI
I WANT TO SPEAK : DIL SE
THAT'S MY KIND OF : ISHQ
I WANT THIS TO BE : GUPT
AS I ALWAYS HAVE : DARR THAT I WILL LOOSE YOU : SAJANI
AND THAT WOULD BE GREAT : SADMA I AM YOUR : MR.AASHIQUE
BUT SOMETIMES BIT : DEEWANA
TELL ME : HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN
AS I FEEL : KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI
IN THIS : DUNIYA DILWALON KI
TOLD YOU : MAINE PYAR KIYA
MAY BE : DIL TO PAGAL HAI
BECAUSE : JAB PYAR KISISE HOTA HAI
THE WHOLE WORLD APPEARS AS : DUSHMAN
BUT ANYWAY : PYAR TO HONA HI THA

FRIENDSHIP is like a TREE.
;, * '' * ;,

* , *;, *;

___ ) (__ it isn't measured on how tall it
could be ,but on how the roots have grown.

 

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, i wish your day is full of SMILE $**Gud Morning**$
(From: Nazm)
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
U r very special 4 me...
U should b safe always...
U should b safe my dear...
I cant b wid u all time....
so pls b careful wenever u
jump from tree 2 tree...
(From: Nitin, Mumbai)
When words fail, Eyes work.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When Heart fails...
To kya?
Samajh le Tapak gaya!

(From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan)
Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes,

First Prize - Lots of Love
Second Prize - Lifetime Friendship
Third Prize - Free Stay in My Heart
(From: Friji, Tamilnadu)
Some One

Is Loving you

Caring for you

Watching over you

Protecting you

Guess Who?


Neighbour's Dog!
Newton's law of Romance:-

LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

A friend is
someone who sees the first tear in your eyes,
holds the next one and
makes sure that
the third one doesn't come out.

Friendship is a little more trust a little less try,
A liitle more laugh,a little less very,
A little more WE,a little less I,
Friendship is just U and I..
(From: Nazm)
() * () what
( 'o' ) if I
(,,)(,,) disappear?

 

Just what I
thought...

You'd still look 4
me..

Gosh! U r
ADDICTED to me!

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(>-<) '.+'.+,
('o')+'HAPPY +.'
(,).)VALENTINES'+
(")(")+'DAY'+

:!!!!:.
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(( ("') ))
"'>//<'''

:!!!!:.
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(( o )) ("v")
"'>("')<" 'v'

.. a flying KISS
just for you MY
LOVE

 

F R I E N D S H I P     D A Y     S P E C I A L
Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
Years may fly, tears may dry, but
my friendship with you will never die.
If I were to be anything in this world?
I'd be ur tears!!!
So I can be concieved in ur heart,
born in ur eyes,
live on ur cheeks
and die on ur lips!!!
The morning is just a few moments away.
Go to sleep and when you wake up,
remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down.
Make your life a House your Heart Can live in.
With a door that is open to receive friends.
And a garden full of memorise... of many good things...
In you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money..... The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE, You'll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME and beyond DISTANCE!
If friends were flower, I would not pick you!
I'll let you grow i nthe garden and cultivate you with
love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry, I Cry
U laugh... I laugh..
U jump out of d window... I look down n then..
I laugh again... ha ha ha
U may not be out of my sight, but not out of my heart.
U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind.
I may mean nothing to u, but u will always be special to me!!
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when cloud exist?
How can u tell leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can u tell me not 2 fall in friendship when u exist.
If I could pull down the rainbow,
I would write ur name with it and put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
Ek khoobsurti,

Ek Tazgi,

Ek Sapna,

Ek Sacchai,

Ek Kalpana,

Ek Ahsas,

Ek Vishvas,

Yahi hai ek acche din ki shuruvat...
Have a nice day!

In French: "Bon jour"

In Spanish: "Te Quiro"

In Italian " Teamo"
 

In Yugoslav "Volim Te"

In English "Good Morning"

In Punjabi " Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?"

Don't luv the luv unless the luv luvs u
and if the luv luvs u,
luv the luv in such a way that
it doesn't luv anybody else!
Before 3 days,

Before 72 hours,

Before 4990 minutes,

Before 302100 seconds,


I am the first


Who is wishing you


HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY! on 01st August
Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera naam...
Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam..
'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...'
Kala Kajal Kala Badal, kala phul Kadaai Da,
Hek Paas se Kuddi Nahi Fasdi,
Utto bhoj Padhai Da!
If u Love sum1 then add some wings 2ur Love.
After having wings if it still decide to Stay with u,
then its a True Love.
3 glances=
1 smile

3 smiles=
1 meeting

3 meetings=
1 kiss

3 kisses=
1 proposal

3 proposals=
1 marriage

& that bloody
1 marriage =

3000000000000
problems!!
(From: Shikha)

From
Mon to Sun...

From
Jan to Dec...

From
Birth till death...

My feelings
for UUU
have never changed...
For ME..
You have always been
a HEADACHE
(From: Amit Jain, Kota)
Pujya mitravar,
Sadar pranam, in dino aapke sandesh milte hai,
jinhe padhne ke paschat hum ati anand vibhor ho oothe hai,
aap ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.
Prabhu se yehi prathana karte hai ke aapki chalit durbhas yantra seva pradan karti sanstha aap ko yuhi seva deti rahe,
ke jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam jude rahe..
Aap ke sandesh ki pratiksha main aap ke sahyogi evam ghanishth mitra ki aur se subh din ki shubbhecha...
Aap ka mitra
(From: Deepak Bansal, Jalgaon)
The twinkle in ur eyes makes my day.
Ur smile makes my week.
Ur laugh makes my month.
Ur sweetness makes my year and loving u makes up my life
(From: Sandeep Bafna, Kishanganj)
, / /,
c ".) friends
( ,)) are special
?"-.; treasures
of
d" heart
they make u
feel loved needed & secured.
It's often not said but felt.
(From: Pankaj)
3 glances - 1 smile
3 smiles - 1 meeting
3 meeting - 1 kiss
3 kisses - 1 proposal
3 proposal - 1 marriage
and that
1 marriage - 3 words
?
?
?
ISKI TO GAYI...
Good Morning!
(From: Sandeep Bafna, Kishanganj)
If lion
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SWEET PEOPLE
are hard
to fish
out
i'm glad
i caught
you..

stay SWEET
or else... I'll fry you!!

 

Hindustan mein teen hi chiz popular hein..
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Did You
Hear What I Said?

 

()""()If he
( -.-)sees some1
(,) )cute, he"ll open his eyes!
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( -.-)
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( -.-)
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Please don"t force him!

 

There are
6 Billion
people
around d world.

i dont know
why i keep on
msging u.

maybe bcoz..

 

5,999,999,999

 

cant replace..

 

a single friend like you.

 

HOPE

 

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

 

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

 

A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

 

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u.
Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with
all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u
tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

 

simple music can make u sing, Simple hug can make u feel better,
Simple things can make u happy, Hope that my simple "Hi" will make u smile.

 

When u r counting all ur friends,the oldest ,best &
the the new......
I wud like to stand by ur side & say 2 little
word's...." ME TOO"

 

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

 

Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
I MISS U!

 

I dropped a tear in the ocean while Thinking of You...

And I promise 2 be Your Friend till I find it...
(From: Sumeet Chhajer, Jalgaon)

 

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(From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan)
What is a Girl Friend?
Ans:
Addition of Problem,
Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division of Friends....

So be careful

 

Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,

But your Brain will never start working!
 

 

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Wherever you are...
My prayers are with you...

Take Care!!

 

When a Msg is sent from Distance...
U cannot c the faces,
U cannot c the smiles,
But U can sense the care that
truly comes from the heart...

Good night!

 

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(#)This Much(#)
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I need you...
I love you...
I can't go anywhere
without you...

.Oh My Lovely..
Shoes!
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If u r a Chocolate, ur the sweetest,
If u r a Teddy bear, u r the most huggable,
If u r a Star, u r the Brightest,
U r my FRIEND! U r d Best!

 

It takes half our life to find true friends
and halft of it keeping them.
I am lucky to have spent
less than half of my life finding you and
wish to spend the rest keeping you.

 

I must have been born under a lucky star,
to find a friend as nice as you are.
I will follow the rainbow to the end,
if you promise to remain my friend!!

 

When I'm walking in front of u, I'm protecting u.
When I'm beside u, I'm there for u.
When I'm behind u, I'm watching over u.
When I'm along, I'm thinking of u.

 

I met U as a stranger,
I leave U as a friend,
as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends.
All friends nv split N even if they do, they will meet again.

 

We've knwon each other by CHANCE,
became friends by CHOICE,
still friends by DECISION.
And when we say FRIENDS FOREVER,
that's definitely a lifetime promise!

 

A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U making my
everyday seems to great.
Thank you my good friend.
Lastly good nite n sweet dreams...

 

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways
And if ever I have to Let you go???...

I would Find a million reason to make u stay!!!

 

There are many stars but moon is u,
There are many friends, but the best is u,
To forget me that's up to u, to forget u, I will never ever do.

 

Life is 4 u,
death is 4 me,
being happy is 4 u,
being said is 4 me,
being together is 4 u,
being lonely is 4 me,
everything 4 u,
but u r 4 me.

 

TruE LovE IS JusT LikE GhosT,
EverY OnE TalK AbouT IT,
BuT VerY FeW HavE SeeN iT.

 

Friendship is made in the heart.


Silent

Unwritten

Unbreakable by the Distance

Unchangeable by time.

ONCE a FRIEND always a FRIEND.

TAKE CARE....

 

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HI!
Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho,
Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki,
Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho....

 

Dimag jiska "ICE", Jivan uska "NICE"
Dil jiska "PURE", safalta mile "Sure"
Najar jiski "CLEAR", Wo bane sabka "Dear"

Aisa kaun aur kahan - Main Hu Na.... Najar jiski..

 

If u R iN LovE,
AcCePt iT,
ReSpEcT iT,
and EnJoY it.

But iF U r nOt, tHeN DoNt WoRRy,
b'cos SuMoNe, SoMeWhErE MuSt be WraPPing uP sO MuCh LoVe fOr YoU.

 

It is scientifically
proved that
Sugar dissolves
in water ......

So pleaseeeee
don't go out
in the Rain!! Bcoz

u r so SWEET....
(From: Shikha)

 

A friend is:
Who lends you...
Pen in School...
Notes in highschool...
Bike in college...
Girlfriend in University...
(From: Deepak Bansal, Jalgaon)

 

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat hi kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na karo,
call nahi to missed call hi kiya karo...!
(From: Nitin Patil, Pune)

 

heartbeats r countless

spirits r ageless

dreams r endless

memories r timeless

A
friend
like
U

Priceless!
(From: VS)

 

Friendship is like standingon wet cement..
the longer you stay,
d harder it is 2 leave, &
u can never go without leaving ur footprints!
Glad 2 hav u as my friend!
(From: VS)
 

 

The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track...

They never meet...
but has go together to save
the derailment of the TRAIN called
FRIENDSHIP

(From: Sandeep Bafna, Kishanganj)

 

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