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FUNNY SMS

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.

* Happy Diwali *
(From: Rakesh S. Jalgaon)

Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
(From: Santosh)

W
Y
H

WI
YO
HA

WIS
YOU
HAP

WISH
YOU A
HAPPY

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D i w a l i
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(From: Pankaj)

* "aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho

* HAPPY DIWALI *

|-----------|
| '--.__.--' | Here is
|-----------| my
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....

$========$
(   HAPPY    (
(   DIWALI   (
)      &          )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )
$========$

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!! (From: Aarti)

hearts could only love 4a while,
u can put many relation in a file,
u can make a desert from the nile,
but u cant stop my smile ,
when i see ur name on my mobile
(From: Ketan Chaudhari, Delhi)

When God open the window of heaven he saw me & asked "Wht is ur wish 2day?" I said" Lord, Take Care of the DEAR ONE who is reading this SMS!" (From: Priyaa)

Aeni Fariyaad meri ki meinu yaad rakhi,
Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi,
jo ve pyar karde ne tenu unna wichon mera pyaar yaad rakhi,
Bhave meinu sabna toh baad rakhi..............

#;----------;#
This is a bridge
of friendship,
when you"re sad & lonely,
cross it
I"ll wait on the other side &
if u r afraid just tell I"ll cross it!!
I'm your friend 4 ever.
Good Morning! Take care....!

Prayer of Bachelors:
Radhe Radhe...
Kudi Fasade!
Hare Murari...
Howe Kunwari!
jai Hanuman Di...
Howe Mere Haan Di!
Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa...
Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!

24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day!
7 Sweet days makes 1 sweet week!
4 Sweet weaks make 1 sweet month!
1 Sweet person like u makes the life sweet.
(From: Omprakash Gupta, Delhi)

Barsenge, Barsenge, kal fir SMS Barsenge...
Aapki 5 paise ki muskan ke liye hum fir 1 rupaya
kharchenge :-) ...........!
(From: Amam, Yamunanagar)

Feelings R Many, but Words R few...
Clouds R dark, but Sky is blue...
Love is a paper, Life is a glue...
Everything is false... but
Friendship is True...!!
(From: Gajendra)

Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time... Go, live life, Make a difference, touch ones heart, encourage 1's mind, inspire 1's soul & enjoy d day...' 1 more time. (From: Dhiraj Rane, Khopoli)

A good friend is like a computer;me'enter' ur life,'save'u in my heart,'format'ur problems, 'shift'u 2 opportunities & never'deletes' u.
(From: Ixmeel)

r e m e m b e r

that there will

always be

s o m e o n e

who

remembers u everyday

with or
without

messages!

that's me...!
(From: Prakash Chawda, Jagdalpur, CG)

10 days

312 hours

18720 mins..

1123200 seconds...

are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI....

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still
searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still
searching.......no brains found. (From: Aarti V.)

Do u know d full FORM of DAIRY MILK ??? D--Darling A--Always I--I
R--Remamber Y--You M--Meet I--Immidiatly F--For A--A L--Long K--Kiss (From: Aarti V.)

jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi ke piya na jaye
zindgi main dard hai magar itna bhi nahi ki jiya na jaye
SMS ka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi ki kiya na jaye...
(From: Murtaza Najmi)

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho
(From: Murtaza Najmi)

100 bewafa kabul hai 1 wafa ke liye,
100 aansu kabul hai 1 hasi ke liye,
aap ki dosti pe 100 dusman kabul hai aap jaise dost ke liye

Bhagwan se Pani manga to sagar diya,
Phool manga to bageecha diya,
Ghar manga to mahal diya,
Paisa manga to aap ka number diya....

KAB Aau LENE!
(From: Rakesh S. Jalgaon)

Past is Experience!
Present is Experiement!

Future is Expectation!
Use your Experience in your experiment to achieve your expectations!

Have a Nice day!

(From: HMC)

Roses are waiting for hours,
need one touch of yours.
my life is like a rose,
need one love dose.
flowers grows with love & sunshine,
& i'll live till you remain mine.
(From: Divyesh Balsara)

Friendship`s like a lonely flower that blossoms any where as long as it is tended with gentli, loving care and like a flower,friend ship makes tha world seems fresh,new and beautiful (From: Sachin)

the best cosmetic for lips is truth,for the voice is prayer,for the eyes is pity,for the hands is charity,and for the heart is FRIEND LIKE U

apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey

no sweet thought to forward,no cute graphics to send,just a..caring heart saying....takecare always my dear friend

Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,
dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,
fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,
rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu...
HAPPY NAVRATRI!

Khuda Kare Mobile Tera Kho Jaye Mile Mujhe Aur Mera Ho Jaye Ladkiyo Ko Sms Karu Tere Nam Par Mar Tujhe Mile Aur Kaleja Thanda Mera Ho Jaye (From: Somesh)

Three things cannot be long hidden from me: the sun, the moon and "YOU" , bcoz with out sun and moon this Universe is nothing and with out "U" for me nothing bcoz u r my best friend (From: Sai Krishna)

YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
PLAN THA TUJHE DISTURB KARNEKA.
(From: Ketki Patil)

I know U R
So-So-So
B-U-S-Y

But...
Take...
3 seconds 2 think of me

/*/*/
q"_,_,)

( ._. ) 1...
> <

..2..

..3..

So sweet...
now hv a great weekend
(From: Sanjit)

Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara.

No Toothbrush
No Tea
No Breakfast
No Ssnnan
No God's Pooja
No
No
No
No
No
No
Sabse Pehle
Apun Ka SMS
Good Morning

I ve written nice poem 4 U.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
U should Know What U R..
& Once U Know What U R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna
Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge,
Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.

# SMILE #
S; Sets u Free.
M; Makes u Special
I; Increases ur Face value
L; Lifts up ur Spirit
E; Erases all ur Tensions &;..So Smile yaar

When god opened the windows of haven he saw me & asked " what is your wish of 2day" I said "Lord take care of the cute 1 who is reading my sms"

Frndz r like films; some are musical;some r romantic; some r adventurous; some r comedy;and yet others r tragedy; but very few like U, r oscar winning!!

Hajaron Honge Nigahon Mein, Kabhi Hame Bhi Toh Pick Karo, Hamare Dil Ke Icon Par Bhi Toh Kabhi Double Click Karo.

Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!
(From: Isaac, Rebello)

Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
(From: Isaac, Rebello)

Between a 1000 yesterdays and a million tomorrows,
there is only one Today and I would not let this day pass without saying..
"ThanX 4 BEING SUCH A LOVELY FRIEND"

  ( )
(_o_)
/(_)
U love me

  ( )
(_o_)
/(_)
U love me not

  ( )
(_o
/(_)
U love me

(_o
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U love me not

   o
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U LOVE ME!

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I don't blame You, I am loveable!
(From: Zinia)

You are my Love!
To kya karu? Nachu? OK!
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Khush?
(From: Saleem, Chattisgarh)

Usually I Send SMS to people who are.. Either, VERY DEAR VERY CLOSE Or VERY SPECIAL, But, in ur case, I'm makin an EXCEPTION... co, u r all the THREE.(From: Pankaj)

Their r 4 chambers in my heart ..1 for my father ,1 for my mom , 1 for my sister , 1 for god...sory friend i was not able to give u any place in my herat coz friend like u r my heartbeats.
(From: veenit)

There are 3 Chambers
in my HEART.
1 for PAPA,1 for MAA,
1 for GOD.
oh! wat about u dear?
Sorry no place for u
in my heart........
bcoz frendz like u
are my heartbeat..!
(From: Pallavi)

Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"

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(From: Amol)

(Marathi Greeting)
Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo.
Happy Deepavali
(From: Prof. Saindane, Jalgaon)

Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !! (From: DRB, Jalgaon)

_l''l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI (From: Dr. Songirkar)

help ever....
hurt never....
love ever....
hate never....
give ever...
except never...
smile ever...
cry never...
think me ever...
forget me never
(From: Ketan Chaudhari, Delhi)

it's like reaching 4 a star,
u know u can't reach it,
but u keep trying,
coz...may be 1 day that star just might fall 4 u!
gud morning.
(From: Ketan Chaudhari, Delhi)

Dur hoke vi jisda saath hove,
har pal jisda ehsaas hove,
Gurri rahe har pal kade fiki na hove!
Yaari laiye eho jehi, Jehri umaran dil na muhtaj hove!...

Is SMS ko ek DIN
Tak na dekhna!

Surprise hai!

na dekhna!

Mainu pata c tusi
nahi rukna ?=

dekh lo

* Happy Diwali *

Remember I wished you FIRST of all.
(From: Omprakash Gupta, Delhi)

Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,
nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,
gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.
Aap kya karne wale hai :-) (From: Amam, Yamunanagar)

"Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, piche walo ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo. Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.... Ha ha ha ha (From: Dhiraj Rane, Khopoli)

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali. (From: Dhiraj Rane, Khopoli)

This Love is LOVE the LOVE best LOVE way LOVE to LOVE say LOVE to LOVE U LOVE that LOVE I LOVE Miss LOVE U LOVE.

read it again without word LOVE.
(From: Santosh, Jalgaon)

Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

Hello!! Whats' wrong with your mobile Tired so many times but it says "The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart"!! (From: Aarti V.)

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just
wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! (From: Aarti V.)

He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.(From: sai krishna)

Friends, you and me...
You brought another friend...
And then there were 3...
We started our group...
Our circle of friends...
And like that circle...
There is no beginning or end ... (From: sai krishna)

Plz Wait,I want to take ur Photo,SMILE Plz, Click, Got.... Developing.... Plz Wait..... Processing.... BHOOT ka kabhi photo ata hai kya?

Every morning U are the first thing that come 2 my mind.
I wish I would start my day with U in my bed.
I Luv ur feel on my lips. U just make my day.
I luv U Nescafe.
(From: Ash ka dost V)

Jo Palpal chlati rahe wo zindagi,
Jo harpal jalti rahe wo roshni,
Jo palpal khiti rahe wo mohabbat,
jo kisi pal sath na chode wo dosti!
(From: Yashwant Taral)

Gita me Likha hai....

Are yahan nahi Gita me likha hai...
(From: Nitin Patil, Pune)

FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE GLASS CUP, ONCE IT BREAKS, IT CAN BE STRUK TOGETHER, BUT THE CRACKS REMAIN. (From: Sachin)

zindegi terebina adhura hai.najane q teremere beech meinye doori hai.sochta hun kabhi bhuladun tujhko.per tera ek muskan meri kamjori hai

tujhe dekhe bina tere taswir bana dun,tujhe mile bina tera hal batadu,hai mere dosti mein itna dum ki tere aankh ka ansu apne aankh se giradun

someone remembers,someone cares, ur name is whispered in someones prayer,keep the stary twinkle in view, someone is always thinking of u

If Time slips away without a WoRD
from Me, u dont hv 2 WoRRY,
about our friendship bcos FeeLiNGS
beyond WoRDS will always keep Me
   R   O
A      U
D   N

Banta and Santa tired of mobile,
decide 2 use piegon. One day piegon reach Banta without message. Angry Banta calls SAnta!
Santa says 'Khote this was missed calls.'
(From: Bunty, Lucknow)

don't think for money that will stands for some days
don't think for beautiful things that will stands for some days
don't think for wealth even that fades away
but think about a true frndship with u that even stands after heart beat stops.... and think about me bcoz i am u r true frnd.(From: Sai Krishna)

When I miss YOU,
I just...

() $ () CLOSE
( -.- ) MY EYES
(") (") &

()$())*()
( '.' ) '.' ) U R
(") (") (") just on
My right

=Wanted=

() "'" ()
( ._. )
-(,,)(,,)-

Name: ____
Age: ____
From: _____

If found running anywhere,
shoot immediately!

Sheriff
(From: Sarab, Chandigarh)

How can I spell
S_ccess
without
U?
C_te?
or H_mble? or
F_n?
or F_t_re?
or
even Tr_st?.

What will I do without U?
Proud 2 ve a Frend like U.!!!

Dosti karo Collegewali se,
Pyar karo Officewali se,
Programme karo Padoswali se,
Aonkh ladao Sali se,
Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.

One tree can start a forest,
One Smile can start Friendship,
One touch can show luv n care,
& One friend like u can make Life worthliving.

College ki har Ladki ek Phool hai,
Aur use choona ek Bhool hai,
Jo usme Mashgul hai,
Samjho uski ATKT full hai

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Sincere apology If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, or if any of my msgs disturb u, thn plz donot hesitate, feel free to.....throw ur mobile.

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
(From: Isaac, Rebello)

Jo Bhagwan ko nahi manta use me Insaan nahi manta,
aur, jo Gandhiji ko nahi manta use me Indian nahi manta.
Wishing all Indians happy 'Gandhi Jayanti' on 2nd Oct.
(From: B. Bhagat, UK)

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Sorry!
I"m
late...
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I wanted to gree U Good Morning but walked too Slow so
GOOD NIGHT...
(From: Rahul Patil, Jalgaon)

Karo SHRI Ganpati Bappa ke darshan:

Papiyon ko nahi dikhte!

Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele hain.
(From: Pankaj)

Relationship is like a garden it's beautiful when watered with love hug tears & cheers but it dries up if left untouched.. so keep in touch always!!!! (From: Pankaj)

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
(From: Anjali)