FUNNY SMS

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Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
(From:afifa - india)
tu chandramukhi main suryamukhi main tujse dukhi to mujse dukhi chal chat pe ja or chalang laga tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi.
(From:Aditi - Delhi)
UR MY SWEET SONA, I DONT WANT U TO KHONA, I WANT A PLACE IN UR HEART KONA, OTHERWISE I WILL START RONA.!!
(From:LOVEY - KANPUR(INDIA))
zindage ki garee mein pyar ka petrol zaroree hain agar petrol hain to dil mein umangon ka oil bhi zaroree hain varna life k engion mein pyar ki ringe beth saktee hain or life ke garee nahin chal saktee hain
(From:RAHILA T A CHANDA - KARACHI PAKISTAN)

 

Enter PIN code...
Enter PIN code...L,
Enter PIN code ...LO
Enter PIN code...LOV
Enter PIN Code LOVE.....
wait......
PIN Accepted......
Welcome
;^ U ^; to v my *HeArT*....

(From:shahzad - pakistan)

 

We are like PENCIL,best part of us is inside,We make marks as we touch others lives,we make mistakes,we erase but we become better as we are sharpned...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow(India))

 

This Teddy Bear dances when he sees someone SMART & HANDSOME ...!!! ()() L;;L;
;;!!() (-.-) L;;;
L;;;;!;;;!;;;L!!
!(.)^(.) !*! ))
^|^(( ()() L
!!L!!;;;;;(()))
././;l (-.-) !*!))
^|^((
Plzzzz....z....z....Dont force Him to dance....

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow(India))

 

WHEN NITES R LONG AND FRENS R FEW...I SIT ALONE N THINK OF YA...WITH LOVELY HEART AND SILENT TEAR...ALL I WISH IS U TO BE HERE...miss ya..!!!
(From:thamu - Maldives)

 

Ask my eyes to stop looking at you... Ask my brain to stop thinking about you.. Ask my imagination to stop dreaming about you.. Ask my heart to stop beating..ask me everything..But don't u ever stop me from loving you.
(From:jiten vij - lucknow) '

 

Aap ki yaad me maine kalam uthai,
Liya kagaj, tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha dul se laga ke rakhenge us tasveer ko,
Par vo to bacchoko darane ke kaam aayi....
(From : Huzefa Ezzy,Jalgaon)

 

Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.
(From:Vishal Lingdeokar - Pune (INDIA))

 

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find m
(From:Vishal Lingdeokar - Pune (INDIA))

 

v..v..v..v...v....v..v..v....v....v....v....vv..vvv......A lot of people will walk in and out of ur life but only true friends will leave footprints in ur HeArT...Value them...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow UP(India))

 

As the sky
,/,,:*-*:, -, 0 , - *
;%;* ^^^^^----^^^^^/;';;;;')))(((
breaks into a beautiful Sunrise ...may GOD open the window of heaven to shower U lots of blessings...Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow UP(India))

 

Bano toh aise bano ke dushman bhi tumhe yaad kare, haso toh aise haso ke gham bhi tumhare saath hase, jiyo toh aise jiyo ke KHUDA bhi tum par naaz kare…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)

 

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, b'coz i am a frnd u can always depend on!!
(From:JYOTI - MUMBAI) '

 

T I T A N I C
__||___ _'::::::::'=._,/I___ '_,_____________/ ''
''''(From:hiten - mumbai) '

 

Kitne din ho gaye,Kitne hafte gujar gaye.Baat mahino tak bhi chali gai ab saal bhi ho jayega,Ab to kehna mano chalo aisa na karo jaldise utho aur naha lo....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow(India))

 

Last night thinking of you one tear rolled out. I asked it Why are you out? Tear said: there is someone so beautiful in your eyes, there is no place for me.
(From:Edward - Pune)

 

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow(India))

 

Door rehkar un dooriyon ko badhya nahhi karte,Apne dost ko is tarha sataya nahi karte,Jise harwaqt khyal ho aapka, apni aawaz ke liye usse istarha tarsaya nahi karte....
(From:Harshal Garse - chinawal)

 

Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen. Wen i close my eyes i c u!
(From:Hugh - Shillong)

 

aap hamari gali mein aaye..thora sharmaye thora ghabraye...thora sa muskaraye phir zor se chillaye.... AALU CHHOLAY MASALAY WALAY !!!!
(From:Ejaz Ahmed - Sadiqabad - Pakistan)

 

zindage.com k liye pyar ki web said zarore hain kyun k dil k hotmail par pyar ki chating adhore hain (zindage@pyarmail.dilcom
(From:TAHIR A CHANDA - KARACHI PAKISTAN)

 

Good News 4 U.. Rent free accomodation (Khana, Peena, Soona, Rehna........ Everything is free). for more details dial '______' Your Well Wisher!
(From:Talha - Pakistan)

 

Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hai, maam mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain, jaane kab aajaye SMS aapka, isliye MOBILE ko hamesha DIL ke paas rakhte hain!
(From:Prosenjit - kolkata)

 

Jab aap hanstay hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa! Aray aap to naaraaz hee ho gaey... jab aap naraz hotay hain to lagta hai k insaan aaj bhee bandar hai.! ha ha ha!
(From:Talha - Pakistan)

 

SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame Lagti hai yeh rasm badi pyari,
Yeh sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi 'Udhari...'
(From: DRB)

 

  ov      o

l    e   Y U

 ov       o

l   e    Y u

L V e   ou

HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo...
(From: Deepak, Jalgaon)
 
Jindagi ke daur me hawaon se Taluk rakhna,
Dosti ke daur me dosto ko yaad rakhna,
humari dosti ki khushbu aati rahegi,
Tum bus apna MOBILE On Rakhna!
(From: DRB)

 

Rah rah kar aapki Yaad Aati hai,
SMS na aane ki wajah satati hai...
Soch rahe hai zarur koi gam hai yaa
Aapke Mobile me Paise kam hai?
(From: Jeetu)

 

Wada karo par nibhana sikho,
Chahat dil me rakho par jatana sikho,
u hi kisiko intejar na karvao,
koi agar pyar se sms kar to reply dena sikho...
(From: Jeetu)

 

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj mood me tha to sms kar diya,
per roj intejar me palke mat bichana...
Good Morning....
(From: Jeetu)

 

Treat your life as a Sea,
your heart as a Seashore,
Friends like waves,
It never matters how many there are,
what matters is how many touch the seashore?
(From: Jeetu)

 

Is kada hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko
ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
(From: Prakash)

 

Ram Ram frendwa, kaisan ho,
hamar se kauno galti hui gawa ka? Tohar SMSwa ke darshan kiye ek jamana beet rahat hai, tanik ek dui messagewa humka bhi ... kar.. Aaay?
(From: Prakash)

 

we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more.... than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?
(From:rajesh - navi mumbai)
Always Have Positive Attitude in life. There Is Something Positive In Every Person & Situation Even A Stopped Clock Is Right Twice
(From:Sana - mumbai)
Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity-Loving & caring
Duty-To love
Experience-Not reqiured.
Salary- Never Ending Love.
Joining-Immediately.
Are you interested...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow(India))
Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,That's why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is U..!!.!!.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow(India))
As we sail thru life, don’t avoid Storms & Rough waters, just let it PASS… Sail on! Bcos Calm Seas will never make Skilled Sailors…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
H_M… T_M… No 1 is complete without “U” nd FR_ENDSH_P will never b complete without “I”, So “U” & “I” have to be there for ever if u want HUM (,”) and (‘’) Tum 2 b frndz…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumharapyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!
(From:Prosenjit - Kolkata)
All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone who cares to color ur day...
G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..
(From:Huzaifa - pakistan)
Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get… Keep smiling always it increases ur face value… Have a terrific day…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, pyas bujhti nahi ki barsat guzar jati hai. “Apni yaado se kehdo ki yu na aaya kare, neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai”.
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Scratch & win
H____
HE___
HEA__
HEAR_
HEART… Congratulations U have won My Heart . Miss U Dost…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Eveything in this world is so fine, but everything in this world is not mine, but there is one thing that is pure & divine… ur friendship & lucky to be mine…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Friends are not a game to play, Friends are not just a Word to say, Friends do not start in March & end in May, “Friends” means yesterday, Today & Forever”.
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
I may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
tum achay ho ya mujh ko achay lagtay ho.. chehray say udaasi door kero tum hanstay achay lagtay ho..
(From:zony - pakistan)
Sms to ekv bahana hai,irada to aapka ek lamhe churana hai,aap chahe humse baat karo na karo ,phir bhi aapki yadoon mein hamara aana jana hai.
(From:Mona - Lucknow)
Hamein apnev dil mein basaye rakhna,Hamari yadoon ke chiraag jalaye rakhna,Bhut lamba hai safar zindagi ka mere dost,Ek hissa hamein bhi banaye rakhna…
(From:Mona - Lucknow)
humne tumko dekha tumne humko dekha aise bandar bandariya ak doosre ko dekhte ho jaise
(From:saurav - dehradun)
How 2 grow friendship? pick a good heart, plant in a pot of trust, water with good thoughts, add some emotions and faith, remove the misunderstanding and nourish it.
(From:Raj - Pune)
Not every bird can dance,But peacock did that.Not every flower can represent LOVE,but Rose did that.Not every Friend can reach upto HEART,But u did that...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Aapko miss kiya ek heartbt miss ho gayi, Phir miss kiya to yaad aaya ek kiss miss ho gayi, Socha ke ab miss na karu, To jana miss na kiya to samjho life miss ho gayi!
(From:Sonal - Hyderabad)
Zindagi ek paheli se lagti hai, Har lamha ek saheli si lagti hai, isme kabhi aansu to kabhi gam hai, jisne soch kar aaj meri aankhe nam hai.
(From:Preeti - Shyari)
can u do something for me? go to the window....look to the sky***can u see the stars? can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)
(From:selwa - tunisia)
look...the moon is calling u ...see the stars r shining for u..hear my heart says: may god build for u a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!
(From:selwa - tunisia)
no one can live without air ...no one can live without heart ...no one can live without love ...u my friend MURAT r all of that , i cant live without u !!!
(From:selwa - tunisia)
having friends is the best thing can ever happen , having u (name of the friend)........is the best thing i ever had in my hole life !!!
(From:selwa - )
Friends are Angles.. sent 4m heaven dey guide U care4 U luv U & inspire U u r one of d sweetest Angels i ever had...! hope u'll b my Angel 4 ever...!
(From:Raj - pune)
These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much when warmly sent just to keep in touch.
(>*<)
T*A*K*E*
(<<**>>)
;;''C*A*R*E*
@$##
(>>^^^<<)
##$
@ OF URSELF..$#%%
Good Morning....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow(India))
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
(From:Prosenjit )
Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived. desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached. where it began. where will it end. friends from da start. friends til the end!.
(From:Prosenjit )
Life can be hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark Friendship is a promise made in the heart - silently, unwritten, unbreakable by distance, unchangeable by time. Take care always belovedfriend.
(From:Prosenjit )
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible
(From:Prosenjit )
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Happiness is like a butterfly, u run after it, it keeps flying away. If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders. Wish u the most happiest moments!
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
It is not the presence of someone that brings meaning 2 life, but it’s the way, someone touches ur heart, which gives life a beautiful meaning!
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Take time 2 enjoy life. It is rich in all it’s myriad hues n has so much 2 offer. Work hard, but play equally hard n relax. U need 2 unwind!
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
If I cud give u a gift… I wud give u the ability 2 see urself, d way I c u, so that u wud know what a wonderful FRIEND u are!
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, May u have all the 3, As u begin each day.
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Friends r like a page in book of life… every page with a different subject… But u r my index page coverying every subject of my life. Have a great day…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
1-min, 1-hr, 1-day, 1-week, 1-month, 1-year. No matter how long, i’ll treasure the time, we became friends… hope we remain gud friends 4ever.
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Waqt guzarta par sanse thami thi, muskura rahe the hum, par ankhon me nami thi, sath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jane kyu tumhari Kami thi…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
If you ask me for how long i’ll be your friend my answer will be I don’t know.. Coz I really don’t know whats longer ALWAYS OR FOREVER…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
What is real but invisible? Ur love… What is true but unfair? Ur away from me… What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile… What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Every sms u send I keep inside my heart, every word u say touches upon my soul… we may not see each other but u will always be someone special to me…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Friendship is like a bank in which u have to Deposit love, sympathy, trust, help & joy… and as Interest you will get comapanion for lifetime!
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
A Perfrect Gift for U! Today! Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent Peformance, Extremly Personal, Fully Returnable - it’s a SMILE from me. Enjoy & take care…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Some things can b left undone, Som words can b left unsaid, Some feelings can b left unexpressed but someone like u can never b left unremembered!
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Whenever u want to know how rich u r, juz drop a tear from ur eyes n look around… The number of hands that reach out to wipe your tears will tell u how rich you are!
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Friends are not a game to play, Friends are not just a Word to say, Friends do not start in March & end in May, “Friends” means yesterday, Today & Forever”.
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Friendship is all about three things - winning, losing and sharing, wining your firnd’s heart, losing your ego and sharing joys and sorrows…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Tumhari dosti, tumhari har wafa hi kafi hai, tamam umar yeh asra hi kafi hai. Jahan kahi bhi milo mil ke muskara dena, khushiyo ke liye yeh hasi hi kafi hai…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
You may hear nothing from me on how I appreciate you, but beyond that silence, your friendship creates a beautiful sound in my heart…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
On the shore of life, friends are live waves… They come and go but they touch in such a way that a feeling of closness always remains there…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
I’m not sure what life could bring… I’m not sure if dreams come true, I’m not sure what love can do… but am very sure about one thing “ I like u a a lot”…
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
Smiling is a sign of one’s good mood. Laughing is a sign of happiness. Praying is a sign of good faith. Have U as my Friend is a sign of God’s Blessings!
(From:Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
(From:bhaskar - ranchi)
Jiwant asal tar SMS pathwa. Dhagat gela asal tar PUAS pathwa. Swargat asal tar APSARA Pathwa. Aani jar Markat asal tar tumcha HANDSET pathwa
(From:Shyam J. Sugandhi - )
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( ', ') ''
'a fren like u.....
$ is worth million dollars....$ If u dont mind....... CAN I SELL U?
(From:Hugh - Shillong)
Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow(India))
What makes some people Dearer?Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them,But the pain you feel,when you miss them.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow(India))
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow(India))
Do pal ki zindagi,yuhi beet jayegi.Kali raat ke baad nayi subah ayegi.Agar doston ki yaad satayegi to kasam se aapki yaad sabse pehle aayegi...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow(India))

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