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Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not bcoz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.-India))
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Ad each row with EACH OTHER,what ever the TOTAL comes,
That much HOW I NEED U,I THINK BOUT U, n I LOVE U...!!!
n HOPE U FEEL THE SAME...!!!

(From:P.Raj - Jamshedpur)
Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge,Har pal aayenge,Har waqt aayenge,Har ghante aayenge,Din-raat aayenge,Aur ghanti bajakar bhaag jayenge....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
1-4-3 Numerically saying I Miss You but what if I ask u 2-3-4-2-3 same as Do You miss me too hope u answer me 3-1-2 Yes I Do....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.-India))
Never blame a day in ur life...Good Days Give u happiness..Bad days give u Experience...Both are essential in life...!!! All are Gods blessings!!!...Have a nice day...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.-India))
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.-India))
Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai..Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai..
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow(U.P.-INDIA))
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
(From:kui - lom)

 
If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.
(From:GGP - Bangalore)

 
Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log ruk-2 ke karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,


tab jaakar hota hai....


unka...


Mobile Charge...!
(From: Anonymous)
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
(From:Vivek Kumar - punjab)
 
aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge.
(From:ravi kant sharma - bilaspur)
Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

 

Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Hey listen....two people were asking me about u, I gave them ur address and cell no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r Joy n Happiness.
(From:Shah Dhara - Kondh,Gujarat(India))

 
Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Ek sapna-Kisi apne se milna,Ek ittefaq-Aapka humari zindagi mein aana,Ek haqiqat- Aap se dosti karna aur,Ek tamanna -Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.....
(From:Naushad - delhi)
I wish Moon always be full & bright and U always be cool & right.Whenever U go to switch off the light,Remember that I m wishing U Good Night...!!!!
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
If U like me ya hate me both is advantageous & beneficial to me!!!Bcoz if u like me Ill be in ur heart & if U hate me Ill be in ur mind....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) )
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri har baato par aitbar karenge. Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) )
U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) )
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.Hum to na ishq karte hain,Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) )
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI
(From:neha - DELHI)
Government of INDIA has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
(From:Vivek Manchanda ) - Lucknow)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha KUCH NAHI TUMAHRI SHAKAL YAAD AAGAYI
(From:mayur - mumbai)
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Har baat samjhane ke liye nahi hoti,
Yaad aksar aati hai aapki, par har yaad jatane ke liye nahi hoti,
Miss you!
(From: Jeetu, Jalgaon)
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM,
and day is longer than night for those who make their
DREAMS COME TRUE....
Wish you Good Night and Sweet Dreams!
(From: Jeetu, Jalgaon)
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai, Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai, Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai, Kuchch to kadar kar aye jalim, Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai...
(From:Raj - Pune)
Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage; log mere diwane hone lage, Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila; jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage!
(From:Raj - Pune)
Ae item, kesa hae? Tera bot memory aa rela tha. Ita tem ho gela hai tere ko dekha bhi ni. Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apnko, mis to karega.........
(From:Sweety - Delhi)
How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!
(From:Mirza Amjad - X Block Vehari)
Jab Baagon mein bahar aayegi, tab hamare SMS ki baucchar aayegi. Tanhaiyan toh tumhari to dur ho jayengi, Par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi?
(From:Raj - Pune)
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
(From:Raj - Pune)
,_o/' Pleasant
    'l Morning!
  ./L
CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life....
new blessings....
new hope!

Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!
(From: Jeetu)

If i could pull down the rainbow,
i would write ur name on it and put
it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how
colourful my life is with a frd like u.
(From:Jeetu, Jalgaon)
Teri muskan hamari kamjori hai,
keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
tum kyu nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
kya khamoshi ko juban dena jaruri hai?
(From:Jeetu, Jalgaon)
Socha tha is kadar unko bhul jayenge dekh kar bhi an dekha kar jayenge pab jab jab aaya samne unka chehra socha is bar dekh le agali bar bhool jayenge..
(From:Sukhpreet Saini - New Delhi)
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.

(From:Huzefa Ezzy : Jalgaon)

Pass aakar sabhi door chale jate hain, Akele the hum akele reh hi jate hain Is dil ka dard dikhayein kise Marham lagane wale hi zakm de jate hain
(From:Rahul - Meerut)
Khush to bahu hoge tum ki forward karne k liye ek SMS mil gaya..!! magar ab kya karoge jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...!!! ha..ha..ha
(From:Sonia - New Delhi)
A friend is never a coincidence in your life they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us...
(From:Smruti - Cuttack)
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.
(From:gopal - kanpur)
Ae Dost Itna To Yaad Kiya Hota, Ek Pyaar Bhara Paigaam Bhej Diya Hota, Kaise Jeete Hein Teri Yaad Mein, Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota.
(From:Raj - Pune)
The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES
(From:gabriel - nigeria)
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call ...<*L*I*F*E*>...GooD MoRnInG....have A nice dAy.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Happy moments Dont forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good Morning....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.-India))
Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!Nice na??Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA...Good Night....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.-India))
10-Fingers 09-Planets 08-Sides 07-Wonders 06-Sense 05-Pandavas 04-Seasons 03-Choices 02-Genders 01-Wonderful Friend ***U***
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.-India))
Close ur eyes ....,Relax ur body.... and stop breathing as long as U can...Now breath...I miss u as much as u missed the air....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.-India))
Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,Bcoz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.-India))
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
(From:chinks - india)
 
V smile at whom V Like,
V cry for whom V care,
V laugh with whom we enjoy,
and V become angry with whom we feel is our own...

That's Friendship...
That's Love...

(From: Shabbir )
"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",

To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua?
Reply only in 2 Minutes...
(From: Anoynymous via SMS)
The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You :)
(From:Kashish - Moradabad)
 
Namaskar!!!! Ye Hamari Madhyaratri Seva Hai. Isme Hum aadhi raat ke baad logon ki neend kharab karte hai. Dhanyawaad. Ab so jaiye. Good Night.
(From:Ramesh Jadhav - Mumbai)
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,BAHUT UPER GAYA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.
(From:Ankit - Mumbai (India))
Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi,Pyare se kinare,Pyari se oss ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein,Ek pyare se Dost ko puyara sa din de jaaye...Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!
(From:Shah Dhara - Kondh,Gujarat(India))
Muskan ke dayroon me hamesha khushi nahi hoti,Aansuon ke bahaov me hamesha gam nahi hote.Badh jaaye chahe faasle,Dosti aur pyar kabhi kam nahi hote....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive
(From:Navin Kumar - Raipur)
Zindagi ek saza si ho gai hai,Gam ke saaye mein is kadar kho gayi hai. Tum kar do ek SMS ye guzaraish hai meri,Tumhare SMS ki aadat si ho gai hai....!!!
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)v
Zindagi ek saza si ho gai hai,Gam ke saaye mein is kadar kho gayi hai. Tum kar do ek SMS ye guzaraish hai meri,Tumhare SMS ki aadat si ho gai hai....!!!
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Zindagi ek saza si ho gai hai,Gam ke saaye mein is kadar kho gayi hai. Tum kar do ek SMS ye guzaraish hai meri,Tumhare SMS ki aadat si ho gai hai....!!!
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning & breeze is singing... Bcoz I ask them to greet U a special Good Night...!!!
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) )
pujya mitravar,sadar parnam,in dino apke sandesh miltae hai jinhe padhne ke paschat hum atyant annad vibhor hooten hai,app ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.prabhu se yehi prathna karte hai ke apki chalit dhurbhas yantra seva prdan karti sanatha apko yuhi seva deti rhe jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam se jude rhe..app ke sandesh ki pratiksha mein app ke sahyogi evam ghanisht mitra ki aur se subh ratri ki shubbecha... GOOD NIGHIT
(From:mohit - muzaffar nagar u.p.)

Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,

Magar aab kya karoge...?

Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?

Ha ha ha ha
(From: Rahul, Jalgaon)

 

Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute cris cross lines made me so lucky two meet a sweet person like U Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,Par dil mein shor ho raha hai. Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe so raha hai...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

 

A raindrop may luk 2 smal 2 eyes bt sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives your sms. Keep SMS'ing
(From: Rahul, Jalgaon)

 

The lovely love Theorem -
To Love some 1 is madness,
2b loved by someone is a Gift,
loving some1 who loves u is a duty,
but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
(From: Rahul, Jalgaon)

 

L%k out$ide,it$ $o plea$ent* MOON $miling 4 U* Tree$ dancing 4 U* $tanrs $inging 4 U* $ky praying 4 U* Cloud$ l%king 4 U* & ME mi$$ing & waiting 4 ur msg or call.
(From:Raj - Pune)
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
(From:Raj - Pune)
Jab Baagon mein bahar aayegi, tab hamare SMS ki baucchar aayegi. Tanhaiyan toh tumhari to dur ho jayengi, Par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi?
(From:Raj - Pune)

 

L%k out$ide,it$ $o plea$ent* MOON $miling 4 U* Tree$ dancing 4 U* $tanrs $inging 4 U* $ky praying 4 U* Cloud$ l%king 4 U* & ME mi$$ing & waiting 4 ur msg or call.
(From:Raj - Pune)

 

Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena...
(From:Raj - Pune)

 

today is mobiles day.plz remove battery & put it in soapwater for 30mts.clean sim card with brush.reassemble mobile & put kumkumam & say GOVINDA GOVINDA....!
(From:nani - siddipet)

 

Doctors prescription 4 u...

A cute little smile 4 breakfast,
More laughs 4 lunch,
And lots of happiness 4 dinner...

Doctor's fees?
A SMS whenever u r free....

Good Morning!
(From:Jeetu, Jalgaon)

 

Dil todna hamari adat nahi,
dil hum kisika dukhate nahi,
bharosa rakhna hamare dosti pe,
dost banakar hum kisiko bhulate nahi...
(From:Jeetu, Jalgaon)
Jo pal pal chalti rahe: ZINDAGI hai...
Jo har pal jalti rahe: ROSHNI hai...
Jo pal pal khilti rahe: MOHABBAT hai...
Jo kisi pal saath na chhode: woh DOSTI hai...
(From:Rahul, Jalgaon)
Nazar andaz kaise kare AAPKO,
Nazare me bithaya hai AAPKO,
AAPKI Yaad Aayegi to Bahenge Aanshu,
Magar hum Royenge bhi Nahi,
kyunki palke chubhengi AAPKO....!
(From:Rahul, Jalgaon)
Humne To Socha Tha Ke Har Mod Pe Tume SMS Karenge Par Kya Karein Rasta Hi Sheedha Nikla..
(From:Sukhpreet Saini - New Delhi)
I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...Take... 3 Seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................

So Sweet. now continue ur work..
(From:Jyoti - Chembur)

 

()__()
( . ) _, ),
=(,,)=()=:,
,(s) t_!_J -;)
this rose is Heavy coz Itz Filled with all My Luv for a SWEET HEART..... like U.

(From:Jyoti - Chembur)

 

I opened my wallet And find it empty, Reach in my pocket And found few coins, Search my heart & found U n Our friendship, Then I realized How rich I am ...
(From:Smruti - Cuttack)

 

DIL SE TERA KHAYAAL NA JAYE TO KYA KARU? TU HI BATA TU YAAD AAYE TO KYA KARU? HASRAT YE HAI KI EK NAZAR TUZE DEKH LU, MAGAR KISMAT WO LAMHA NA LAYE TO KYA KARU?
(From:GOPAL - KANPUR)

 

Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat s se ki. S se SURAJ S se SUBAH S se SWAGAT S se SAAZ S se SANGIT par fir s se SAMAY ne aeisi karvat badli ki s se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur fir jivan ka arth s se SAANS, SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur SANKAT ho gaya .To hum s se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye s se thoda dur rahena mere yaro.
(From:Satish R Lakra - Aligarh-UP)

 

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :p
(From:Hanif - Karachi)

 

hearts change,i know they do... but this heart will always belong to u...hearts hurt, i know they do... but this heart hurts more without you.....
(From:Parul)

 

The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

 

Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

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