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Ga saku nagma,wo saaz kaha se lau, Suna saku kuch aapko wo andaz kaha se lau, Yu to chand ki tarif karna aasan hai, Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaj kaha se lau,
(From:Rajeev kumar "azad" - purnia(bihar))
Another Day,Another Way,Another Pray,Another Hope,Another Tear,Another Fear,Another Year,Another Smile,Another Mile,Another Few,But Never Ever Another U....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow UP(India))
The mist turns to l,ight,Morning takes over the night..Another beautiful day dawning,Its time to wish a very Good Morning....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life... *Good Morning*....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow UP(India))
Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre BV ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, Beghar hue JANAAB.
(From: 0 - Surat)
What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.
(From:pankaj nagpal - gurgoan)
Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,Ki duniya wale jal jaate hain...Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain,Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Mohbbat karna koi zulm nahi, Agar ki jaye usool se,Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,Apne rasoul se
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Ab ke sawan mein paani barsa bahut,Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Duniya mein bewafai aam baat hai,Ab Sooraj ko hi dekh lo niklta Roshni ke saath hai,Rehta Kiran ke saath hai,Aur jaata Sandhya ke saath hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Aashiq paagal ho jaate hain pyaar mein Jab bhi dekho paaye jaate hain intzaar mein, Lakin yeh unki dilruba nahi samajhti, Vo baith kar challi zati hai kissi aur ki car mein…
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it
(From:Ritesh - india)
Unhe aadat hai zakham dene ki. Apni toh fitrat hai gum chupane ki, ab toh aadat si pad gayi hai aasu pi jane ki, kya haseen saza di hai zaalim ne dosti rakhne ki…
(From:kimi - canada)
Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...
(From:vishal - reasi,dist.udhampur ,j&k,india)
I made a list of my dearest persons but wrote them by PENCIL included your name but wrote it with PERMANET INK Coz i have decided 2 keep you....
(From: 0 - Surat)
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, While loving someone deeply gives you courage.
(From:rashmi - jamshedpur)
When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path in LIFE, dont stay away,, instead pick them up and collect them..they were designed to be STRONG!
(From:ihsan - pakistan)
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning
(From:Vishal Lindevkar - Pune)
love doesnt ask who r u? love only says u r mine. love doesnt ask where r u from? love only says U live in my heart. love doesnt ask what do u do? love only says U make my heart beat. love doesnt ask why r u far away? love only says u r always with me. love doesnt ask Do u love me? love only says I LOVE U.
(From:ANUBHA - MORADABAD)
If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS, If I get ur VOICE, I dont need MUSIC, If u speak to me, I dont need anybody else, U just b my FRIEND, I dont need the WORLD!
(From:Bugeng Michael - New Delhi)
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.
(From:rajesh bidkar - pune)
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
(From:Moni, Jalgaon)
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali
(From:Jain, Faridabad)
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali
(From:DRB, Jalgaon)
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!
(From:Shabbir, Jalgaon)
Laye Khushiyon ki Bahar,
Barsaye Pyar hi Pyar,
Dhan Sampati se Paripurna Ho Aap,
Icchayen Sabhi Poori Kare Nav Varsh ka ye Tyohar,
Happy New Year to you!
(From:Subhash Totla, Jalgaon)
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside
(From:Pawan Bothra, Jalgaon)
my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my reliefe+my Honour+my pride Ur one SMS.Ab socho aapake SMS ki keemet kya hain.
(From:lina - )
AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.
(From:Lina K - Nasik)
Cheerful people are like Sunlight.They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes....**Good Morning** to one such person...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
(From:Dinesh C. Sonvane - Nanded)
As day turns to NIGHT.,.Keep your worries out of SIGHT....No matter how TOUGH the world may seem...you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM .....GOOD NIGHT.
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana)
life......a 4 lettres word which mean LOVE IS FOR EVERYONE
(From:CHAITU - HYD)
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Night doesnt become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep and let stars & moon admire ur innocence..Good night,,,
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)
Kashti chali samandar main mil jai ga kinara,,, IsSMS se poch lena Aap k bina kiya haal hai humara??? Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain.
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)
Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best! Have a Gud Day.
(From:yogesh )
sms SMS sMs SmS smS sMS SMs SMs dekha dost maine tujhe kitne sare sms bheje hai..
Always welcome a new day with a Smile on Ur Lips,Love in Ur Heart & Good Thoughts in Ur Mind....And Ull always have a WoNderFuL DaY..GoOd MoRnInG...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
(@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying... (;) Angry... (:) Bored... (-)Proud... (o) Hungry... (,) Happy.. (?) Confused... (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega... Good day Dear
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Know what makes me happy when U msg me?Not ur jokes,graphics or sweet msgs. But ur name that appears when it beeps knowing that U remember me....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
True friends are like morning,U cant have them whole day..,But can be sure theyll be there when u wake up Today,Tomorrow & forever...Good Morning.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI
(From:kuldeep kumayu - indore)
Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain 1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai 2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai 3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai Only 4 u
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)
Every second God remembers you, Every minute God bless you, Every hour God cares for you because... Every day I pray God to take care of U.
(From:sandy - hyd)
New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
SMS me in 1 min Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to kuch nahi... main hi karungi...
(From:manish)
jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai APUN KA SMS
(From:sandy - hyd)
A negative thinker see a difficultyin every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..
(From:Vivek Manchanda(-) - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Something in ur smile which speaks to me,Something in ur voice which sings to me,Something in ur eyes which says to me,That u are the dearest to me....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai....Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal banwayein???Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda(-) - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Ae zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar,Main zinda rahu yeh dua na kar.... Koi chhuta hai tujhe to hoti zalan ,Ae hawa tu bhi usse chhuaa na kar....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Socha tha ke ishq karenge, Socha tha ke pyar karenge, Socha tha ke mohabbat karenge, Socha tha ke us pe marenge,us pe jaan nisaar karenge Bas hum to sochte reh gaye, Doston ne kaha tumahare sapne choor choor karenge.
(From:Raghu - Sherkot)
In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason for living.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Kyoun humeme kisi ki talash hot hai...? youn Dil ko kisi ki aaash hoti hai...? Chand ko dekho, woh bhi toh Tanha hai, Fir bhi Chandni se Roshan Uski Raat Hoti Hai....
(From: 0 - Surat)
Dil do kisi nek ko,Pyar karo kisi ek ko...Jab tak sachcha Dilbar na mile,Try karo har ek ko....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ? Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
Pyar chupta nahi aankhen chupaane se,Dil rukta nahi kisi ke samjhaane se.Ruk jaati hai dhadkan tujhe bhool jaane se,Hum tujhe yaad karte hain jeene ke bahaane se.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU ChU,DiL tHi DiL nO sHAkaR MaGu cHu,fiKaR na KaRo DoSti per JaAn luTaVi dAiS,EID no vYaVhaR cHe kYa,EIDEE maNgu cHu, WISHING A VERY HAPPY EID MUBARAK (FROM TAHIR A CHANDA)
(From:TAHIR A CHANDA - KARACHI PAKISTAN)
jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham madhosh ho gayee,,,,, par jab pata chala ki nazre hi tedi hai to ham behosh ho gaye.
(From:ankit kumar - delhi)
Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, ><><><><><>
(From:TAHIR A CHANDA - KARACHI PAKISTAN)
SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt, uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL .*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.* (from TAHIR A CHANDA)
(From:TAHIR A CHANDA - KARACHI PAKISTAN)
Keep the smile, leave the tear. Think of joy, foreget the fear. Hold the laugh, Leave the pain. Be joyous...And be happy forever..
(From:Sunil - Mysore)
if rote ur name in d sky wind wood blow it away.if i rote ur name in d sea waves wood wash it away.But ur name is engravd in my heart where nothin can touch i
(From:rahul - ynr)
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U........
 
Kya Kahoon tujhe...Khawab kahoon to toot jayega,dil kahoon to bikhar jayega...aaj se tera naam ZINDAGI rakhta hoon, maut se pehle to tera saath na chhut payega.
(From:anubhav - delhi)
U r the angel who i cherish so dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine
(From:Amandeep Singh - Tarn Taran)
aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

 

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...
(From:Narendra, Jalgaon)

 

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali
(From:Sony, Jalgaon)

 

May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali
(From:S. Pawade, Jalgaon)

 

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali
(From:Suresh Lodha, Jalgaon)

 

I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...
(From:S Rajesh, Kishanganj)

 

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha...
* * * Happy Diwali * * *
(From:Kalpesh Shah, Jalgaon)

 

Heart can Skip beat for a while... Memories can be kept in d file... A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile,when ur name comes on my MOBILE.
(From:Lina K - Nasik)
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
tune kuchh bhi na kaha ho jaise, mere hi dil ki sada ho jaise, yoon teri yaad se jee ghabraaya, tu mujhe bhool gaya ho jaise...
(From:ajay - kolkata)
A late night greeting doesnt only mean good night It has a silent msg sayin.. ur my last thought at night..
(From:jimmy - pune)
TEST ARE U IN LUV = When u r together with that person, u pretend 2 ignore that person...U r in luv = if u r much more xcited 4 one short msg from that person than many other long msgs, u r in luv. = when u cant erase ur inbox coz of 1 msg from that person, u r in luv. = u keep telling urself that he/she is just a friend..U r in love.. = WHILE READING THIS MSG,if sumbody comes 2 ur mind,... = U R IN LUV WITH THAT PERSON...!
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana)
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
I wish moon always be full & bright !!!U always be cool & right!!! Whenever u go to switch off the light,Remember that I am wishing u Good Night......
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
If I have given a chance to change one thing in this world,Ill change the order of alphabets and place U and I together...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
when all the season will be dry, when all the bird leave the sky, when all friends say u good bye, U will found me there to say hi…
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)
Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U,U dont realise it...When U realise it,Its too late,U always love the one who leaves U & Leave the one who loves U...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
What is the difference between Impure Love & Pure Love.Impure Love Says...I Love U coz I need U...,While pure Love says,I need u coz I Love u...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Last night I asked my Angel 2 watch over U...but it came soon.I asked: WHY? it smiled and said: an Angel doesnt watch over another Angel...
(From:Sandile - Durban)
Flowers means honey...,honey means sweet... Sweet means desire ...,Desire means Love...,Love means Friend...,Friend means U sweet sweet...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai...Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Ive made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)
May your salty days be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky.. in short have a Yummy day!
 
AGAR AAP MUJHE SMS NAHI KAROGE TOH, BHAGWAN AAPKO, MULAYAM KI AKAL, LALOO KI SHAKAL, JAYA KI JAWANI, UMA KI WANI, KALAAM JAISE BAAL AUR ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA...
(From:amey - mumbai)
Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein ..........................
Mana ki Kabhi Dil Ki baat na Bataonge Par Ankhon me Jo hai Wo Kaise Chupaoge, Wada Raha Hamara ye Aapse Jab bhi MOBILE Dekhonge hamara jarur 1 SMS paoge!
(From:P J SHAH - JALGAON)

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