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Har dua kabul nahi hoti,har aarzu poori nahi hoti,Jinke dil mein "AAP" jaise dost rehte ho,unke liye dhadkane bhi zaruri nahi hoti..!!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Rasmo riwazo ki jo parwah karte hain,Mohhabato mein wo log gunah karte hain,ishq to wo junnun hai mere dost...Jisme diwane apni khushi se kud ko fanna karten hain...!!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Jeena chahate hai magar zindagi raas nahi aati,marna chahate hain magar maut paas nahi aati,bahut udas hain hum is zindagi se,aapki yadein bhi to tadpane se baaj nahi aati..!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Subah ko pi shaam ko utar jayegi,Har pal piyoge to zindagi thehar jayegi,Meri dosti ke do ghoont pe ke dekh dost,Nashe mein saari Zindagi aaram se gujar jayegi..!!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Rab ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi,dilo mein chipi mohabbat na dekhi,jo ye kehte hain duriyon se mit jaati hai dosti,unhone shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi..!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
WO chale jayenge to koi khushi na rahegi,unke bina chirago mein roshni na rahegi,kya kahen kya gujregi dil par,zinda to rahenge par zindagi na rahegi..

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Zarurat nahi alfaz ki,dosti to cheez hai bas ehsas ki,paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,door se khabar hai hamein aapke har ehsaas ki...!!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Bhikre ashko ke moti hum piro na sake,AApki yaad mein saari raat hum so na sake,beh na jaye aansu me tasveer aapki,bus ye soch kar hum ro na sake...!!!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

Kafan na dalo mere chehre par...Mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki..AAj ki raat na dafano mujhe,ummeed hai mujhe uske aane ki...!!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

Sochte the....Paani se juda hokar yeh machliyaan kyun chatpatati hain...Na maloom tha ...Najdikiyan aadat aur aadat zindagi ban jaati hai...!!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

Dhalti shaam ka khula ehsaas hai,dil mein teri jagah kuch khaas hai.Tu nahi hai yahan maloom hai mujhe par dil ye kehta hai tu yahin aas-paas hai.....!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

Pyar Kya Hai:-P=phone karnaY=yaad karnaA=aazadi khonaR=Rote rehna phone kab aayega... :)

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

naam na lo us mohabbat ka,mohabbat toh hum bhi kar chuke hain,log kehte hain mohabbat zindagi hai,par hum toh kab k mar chuke hain.

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab

har kisi ko nahi milte dard-e-mohabbat,yeh toh takdeer mein samaye hote hain,jo tute hai dil ishq mein woh khuda ne khaas banaye hote hain

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab

woh naam laite hain ishq ka,ishq k dard ka unhe ehsaas nahi,yeh woh chand hai jo dikhta hai sabko,par isko pana har ek ki baat nahi...

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab

Dil jale aashiq ko koi seriously nahi leta...DIljale aashiq ko koi seriously nahi leta.JAlta Hai Dil par kisi ko roshni nahi deta....

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : jodhpur
Khali shishe bhi nishan rakhte hain....Tute hue dil bhi armaan rakhte hain.....Jo khamoshi se gujar jaye,wo dariya bhi dil mein toofan rakhte hain....!!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
jab hum pite hai to tufano mein aag laga diya karte hai,tumhari haisiyat hi kya hai jitna tum pite ho utna to hum gilaso mein chod diya karte.

E-Mail : arunnair_6600@yahoo.com
Location : mumbai
hum ji rahe hain sirf unka deedar karke,saans bhi le rahe hain unhe yaad karke,khuda ka paas ek din hum bhi jayengey,par jayengey uska intezaar karke.

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
unhe yakeen nahi magar yeh sach hai,hum unke liye umar guzaar sakte hain,yeh nahi ki unko jeetne ki khwahish hai,hum unke liye khud ko bhi haar sakte hain

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : pujab
woh dard hi kya jo aankhon se beh jaye,woh khushi hi kya jo honthon pe reh jaye,kabhi toh samjho meri khamoshi ko,woh baat hi kya jo baat asani se keh jaye...

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai,thode se zakhm ko nasoor kar deta hai,kaun chahta hai apno se door hona,waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai.

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
hasraton se hum aapki raah saja dengey,sapno ki daulat aap pe luta dengey,na koi phool hai aaj mere daaman mein,lekin aap k aane par palkein bicha dengey

E-Mail : 919920266007
Location : mumbai
lehr ati hai aur kinare se palat jati hai,yad ati hai aur dil me simat jati hai, lehr aur yad me frk itna hai ki lehr bewaqt ati hai aur apki yad har waqt ati hai

E-Mail : PRERIT_KOTHARI@YAHOO.CO.IN
Location : JAIPUR(RAJ)
kaise kahun ki aapse milne ki chahat nahi,bekrar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,bhula dete aapko bhi magar kya karein,kisi khaas ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi

E-Mail : babu_amjad@yahoo.com
Location : 03006157991
har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai,har baat ko batane ka ek andaaz hota hai,jab tak thokar na lagey bewafai ki,har kisi ko apne pyaar pe naaz hota hai....

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
neend mein bhi pukarte hain naam unka,dil mein hamare hai pyaar jinka,woh rahein humse chahe door jitna,hum karangey qayamat tak intezaar unka

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
meri zindagi ka koi sahara nahi hai,is jahan mein koi hamara nahi hai,chua jab unka daman toh woh haskar bole,jaan ab yeh daaman bhi tumhara nahi hai....

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hota.

E-Mail : koolguy_20062001
Location : howrah
Badi gehrai se chaha hai unhe, Badi duaon se paya hai unhe,Unhe bhulane ki sochun bhi kaise, Kismat se hi churaya hai unhe!!!!!

E-Mail : love364@rediffmail.com
Location : gurgaon
hasraton se hum aapki raah saja dengey,sapno ki daulat aap pe luta dengey,na koi phool hai aaj mere daaman mein,lekin aap k aane par palkein bicha dengey

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
 
Location : punjab
kaise kahun ki aapse milne ki chahat nahi,bekrar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,bhula dete aapko bhi magar kya karein,kisi khaas ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com

Location : punjab
roz kisi ka intezar hota hai,roz yeh dil bekrar hota hai,kash k koi samajh pata,k chup rehne walon ko bhi kisi se pyar hota hai

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
wife aur watch me kya fark hota hai 1 watch bigadta hai to bandh ho jata hai aur wife bigadti hai to shuru ho jati hai.

E-Mail : imran_ikheriya@yahoo.co.uk
Location : uk
anuj: Shaam utri zindagi gaane lagi,maut ko fir neend aane lagi;fir kisi ki yaad ka deepak jala aur andheri raat muskurane lagi.

E-Mail : anuz_k@rediffmail.com
Location : lko
SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means S-Sent M-ME O-One K-Kool SMS E-Everyday My dear friend ispar amal karo.

E-Mail : anuz_k@rediffmail.com
Location : lko
Never hurt a Heart known to you.because after that your heart start hurting you by remainding you that you hurt a herat that known to your herat

E-Mail : manju_coffe@yahoo.co.in

Location : Bangalore
My eyes-miss u.My feels-luv u.my hand-needs umy mind-call u.my heart-just 4 u.my life-is u.I'll die witout u.I luv u.......Aisa mujhe mom bolti hai

E-Mail : sid_sun154@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI

Luck is not in ur hands, but work is, ur work can make ur luck, but luck can't do ur work. Gud day

E-Mail : jimmy_bansal2005@yahoo.co.in
Location : guna
guzre waqt ko bhula dena bhi aasan nahi hota,gamon ko hasin mein chupa lena bhi aasan nahi hota,zaruri nahi ke puri ho har khwahish lekin apni khwahish ko daba lena bhi aasan nahi hota,maana k tootey huey phoolon se khushbu nahi aati,magar unhe kitabon mein saja lena bhi aasan nahi hota,koi aur tere baad aa toh sakta hai magar,har kisi ko dil mein jagah dena bhi aasan nahi hota...

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punajb
unke chehre pe is kadar noor hai,ki unki yaad mein rona bhi manzoor hai,bewafa bhi nahi keh sakte unko,pyar toh humne kiya hai woh toh bekasur hai...

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
dil mein tamannao ko dabana seekh liya,gam ko aankhon mein chipana seekh liya,mere chehre se kahin koi baat zahir na ho,daba k hothon ko humne muskurana seekh liya

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
SMART MALE SMART NAARI = AFFAIR JARI,BEVKOOF MALE SMART NAARI = JEB KHALI,SMART MALE BEVKOOF NAARI = PAAV BHARI,BEVKOOF MALE BEVKOOF NAARI = SHAADI

E-Mail : raaj_nandan@yahoo.com
Location : Jamshedpur
humne pucha swaal kuch is tarah se ki unhe jawab dena na aaya,sochte hain yeh kasur hai meri mohabbat ka,ya unhe humse pyaar karna na aaya

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punajb
har ilzam ka haqdaar woh humein bana jate they,har khata ki saza woh humein suna jatey they.hum har baar khamosh reh jate they kyonki woh har baar pyaar karne ka haq jata jate they

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
ae khuda aaj yeh faisla kar de,use mera ya mujhe uska kar de,bahut dukh sahe hai maine ab to koi khushi mukaddar kar de,bahut mushkil lagta hai usse door rahna,judai k is safar ko kam kar de,jitna door chala gaya hai wo mujhse, use utna hi mere kareeb kar de,nahin likha naseeb mai uska naam to khatam kar ye jindagi or mujhe fana kar de.

E-Mail : rahul_ln2004@yahoo.co.uk

Location : DELHI
tanhayi mein muskurana ishq hai.ek baat ko sabse chupana ishq hai.yun toh neend humein aati nahi raat bhar,magar sote sote jaag jana ishq hai.

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com

Location : punjab
Badi gehrai se chaha hai unhe, Badi duaon se paya hai unhe,Unhe bhulane ki sochun bhi kaise, Kismat se hi churaya hai unhe!!!!!

E-Mail : psk_1804@yahoo.co.in
Location : Mumbai
Biwi ka antim sanskar karke ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha ki bijli chamki, baadal garje, jor se baarish hui. aadmi bola lagta hai pahuch gai......

E-Mail : rajesh9500@rediffmail.com
Location : kolkata
Paani main Tairna Machli Ka Style, Hawa Main Udna Panchi ka Style, Different Message Bhaijna APUN ka Style, Fokat Main Message Padhna AAPKA Style.

E-Mail : Atalbihari_Vajp@yahoo.co.in
Location : New Delhi

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