FUNNY SMS

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Shayari banti hai jindagi ke lamho se, lamhe bante hai khubsooruat palo se, in palo ki kabhi khone mat dena, ho sake to hume apne se door hone mat dena.

E-Mail : janam445512@yahoo.co.in
Location : jaipur
Name:karan
Nikalte hai aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,Toot jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti... Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu yaad na aaye,Aisi koi raat nahi hoti....

E-Mail : rammargaya@rediff.com
Location : mumbai
Name:ramu
Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye100 ksii bhej raha hu,Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bajaye 100 kiss mile:Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai.Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhibhi 30 - 40 bachihai, mahina aaram se kat jayega.

E-Mail : spg_ms@sify.com
Location : kota
Name:sanjay
pyaar agar hum karenge to baat door talak jaegi bhi, Kab tak jeeyenge tujhse door, ye nabs ek din thum jaegi hi, bhale hi hum rahe na rahe ye chand taare rahenge sada, aur tab bhi ye madhosh hawa, paigam-e-dil pahunchaegi hi...

E-Mail : rjdirect@gmail.com
Location : Delhi
Name: Rahul Sharma
Mukesh said to Anil Ambani " I want to kiss ur wife". Anil replied "OK but 40 paise per min." TINA shouted "Dont cheat him, Reliance to Reliance free hai..

E-Mail : rohit_kr515@yahoo.com
Location : delhi
Name:rohit
Medical shayari..When V breathe...V inspire...Wah wah when Vbreathe, V inspire... When V don't breathe....V expire..;)

E-Mail : rohit_kr515@yahoo.com
Location : delhi
Name: Rohit
Zindagi me kuch sapne saja lena,Waqt me kuch aarman jaga lena,Hum aap ki raho se har dard chura lenge,Ho sake tao ek bar aap humko aazma lena..

Vrushali Mohite
E-Mail : vrusha_mohite@yahoo.com
Location : Pune
waqt or khushi aapke gulam honge, har pal or pehlu aapke naam honge, jara mud kar dekhna mere dost, aapke har kadam ke niche mere haathon ke nishan honge

rahul
E-Mail : ravi_sunny22@yahoo.com
Location : jaipur
Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar, ab hume chood kar mat jana yaar, bin tere hum jee na payenge, tum na hoge to hum ULLU KISKO banayenge.

varun khanna
E-Mail : varun2_meet@yahoo.com
Location : delhi
Guys prayer 2 god: "RADHE RADHE" Koi to fasade, "HARE MURARI" Vo ho kuvari, "JAI HANUMAN DI" ho ache khandan di,"JAI KALI" ho paise wali.

rohit
E-Mail : rohit_kr515@yahoo.com
Location : delhi
Making 100 friends in a year isn't big..but an achievement is to make a friend for 100 years. I know i ve made 1 dats u!!

rohit
E-Mail : rohit_kr515@yahoo.com
Location : delhi
raste aise ho jo chalne ko majbur karein,maikhane aise ho jo peene ko majbur karein,jab maut ka daaman thamna chahe koi,tohdost aise ho jo jeene ko majbur karein

namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai dosti,kabhi gam ki dawa hai dosti,kami hai pujne walon ki,varna zameen par khuda hai dosti.

namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
mar kar jeene ki tamanna kise nahi hoti,ro kar hasne ki tamanna kise nahi hoti,kehne ko toh keh dete hain jee lengey doston k bina,lekin dost ki zarurat kise nahi hoti


E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
Name: Namita
yahi toh khubsurat dosti k nate hain,jo bina shart k nibhaye jate hain,rahe duraiyan toh parwah nahi,dost toh har pal dil mein basaye jate hain

namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
sharabi ki tamanna : mujhay mitti me daba do ya jala do, bas ek ghoont daru ka aur mere hoton se laga do, mujhay tajmahal nahi chaiyay yaaro bas meri kabra per ek teka khulva do.

aakash sharma
E-Mail : aakashsharma2002@yahoo.com
Location : jaipur
Girls are like computer virus, They enter your life, Scan ur pocket, Transfer ur money. Edit ur mind, Download their problems, Delete ur smile and hang ur future!!

E-Mail : ravi_sunny22@yahoo.com
Location : jaipur
Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai, jidar dekho udar khuda hai,idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega

Prmaod
E-Mail : rush_pramodbhatt@yahoo.com
Location : delhi
Phulon se khoobsurat tum hoSagar se gahara pyar karti ho.Ab aapki kya tarif karu...pyar me aap jaisa...paagl khoi nahi!

E-Mail : rameshkumarnirna@yahoo.com
Location : hyderabad
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, pe tasvir apki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, par par bicha me tera baap aake bola saab yeh advt banana hai?

ramesh
E-Mail : rameshkumarnirna@yahoo.com
Location : hyderabad
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere 3rd day ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

E-Mail : rameshkumarnirna@yahoo.com
Location : hyderabad
Name: Ramesh
Aisi pyar hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har safar mein mile. Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi pyar ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein mile

E-Mail : rameshkumarnirna@yahoo.com
Location : hyderabad
Name: ramesh
rab se dua katre hain ki mere dosto ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile. Aur jo mujhe sms nahin karte, unhe apne GIRLFRIEND se, BHEN jaisa pyaar mile!

Arnab Das
E-Mail : arnab_vsnl@rediffmail.com
Location : Guwahati
Talaash karo koyi tumhe mil jayegaMagar humari tarah tumhe kaun chahegaZaroor koyi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhegaMagar hamara dil kahan se layega

E-Mail : rajfedbh@yahoo.com
Location : bharatpur
Name: nitin
Dil Ka dard dil todne wale kya janePayar ke rivazo ko zamana kya janeHoti Haikitni takleef ladki ko patane meYe ghar per baitha ladki ka baap kya janee

Nitin
Location : Bharatpur (Raj.)
Aankho ki aawaz kuch aur hoti hai,Aansuon ki aag kuch aur hoti hai.Bichadna kaun chahta hai apno se majburiyun ki baat kuch aur hoti hai..!

dinesh
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : jodhpur
Ae dil tu dhadkana band kar,ja-jab tu dhadakta hai unki yaad aati hai,wo to khush hain apni duniya mein,Jaan to pal-pal apni jaati hai....!

Dinesh
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : jodhpur
Na chaho itna hume chahaton se daar lagta hai,na aao itna kareeb judai se daar lagta hai,tumhari wafaon pe bharosa hai par apni "kissmat" se daar lagta hai..!

Dinesh
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hain.Hum har mushkil ko manzil samajahte hain.Bada fark hai logo mein aur hum mein,log dilko dard aur hum dard ko dil samajhte hain..!

Dinesh
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Hum naino se door hain aankho se nahi,hum khawabo se door hain khayalo se nahi,hum dil se door hain dhadkan se nahi,aur aap humse door hain hamari yadoon se nahi..!

Dinesh
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Hua jo aapko gum to dard kahin aur hoga,hansoge aap to khush koi aur hoga,socho us anjaan k bare mein..Vo mere siva koi aur na hoga..!!

Dinesh
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Kitni jaldi ye mulakat gujar jati hai,Pyaas bhujti nahi aur barsat gujar jati hai,"aapni yadon se keh do yu na aaya karen,Neend aati nahi aur Raat gujar jati hai."

Dinesh
E-Mail : dkissmat@yaho.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
phir ansoon ke phasane nikle,mekhane se sharaab ke phsane nikle.jo dil ka haal samajh na paya,kyon usko ham zakhm dikhane nikle...

Virendra Sharma
E-Mail : virendra_19751@yahoo.co.in
Location : Bilaspur
Pyar to sabhi karte hain, Magar hamara pyar anokha hai. Hamari mehbooba ki aankhon me thoda sa pyar thoda sa dhokha hai.

Virendra
E-Mail : virendra_19751@yahoo.co.in
Location : Sharma

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