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Birds r Chillaying,Hens r Kudkudaying,Flowers r khusbu marring,Moon z dooobing, Sun z ooooging,Peacock z naaching,All Kahing Gud moorning....R U still soying...ab to jaging...
Gud morning.

Name: Dinesh
E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur
Tum chaand ho jisse saab yaad karte hai, humari kismat to taroon jaise hai, hume yaad karne to dur, log aapni khushi k liya humari tutne tak ki fariyad karte hai....

Name: Reshma
E-Mail : m_anis@yahoo.com
Location :
Making 100 friends in a year isn't big..but an achievement is to make a friend for 100 years. I know i ve made 1 dats u!!

Name: Rohit
E-Mail : rohit_kr515@yahoo.com
Location :
Delhi
Guys prayer 2 god: "RADHE RADHE" Koi to fasade, "HARE MURARI" Vo ho kuvari, "JAI HANUMAN DI" ho ache khandan di,"JAI KALI" ho paise wali.....

Name: Rohit
E-Mail : rohit_kr515@yahoo.com
Location :
Delhi
Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar, ab hume chood kar mat jana yaar, bin tere hum jee na payenge, tum na hoge to hum ULLU KISKO banayenge...

Name: Varun Khanna
E-Mail : varun2_meet@yahoo.com
Location :
Delhi
Khamoshiyon me ek ada itni pyari lagi, Aaapki dosti hume sabsenyari lagi Ye na tutekabhi yehi dua hai,Kyunki yehi duniya me hame hamari lagi..

Name: Rohit
E-Mail : rohit_kr515@yahoo.com
Location :
Delhi
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear....

Name: Minal
E-Mail : minal.2002@gmail.com
Location : Navsari
Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles, For smiles can be given to any 1 but tears r only shed for people we love....

Name: Minal
E-Mail : minal.2002@gmail.com
Location : Navsari
Tere hothe se lag kar ye hawa sharab ban gayi,Aankho se lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi,Aur gaalo se lag kar ye gulab ban gayi.Sach hi kahti hai ye duniya, Janeman!Ki mujhse mil kar tu, Laajawab ho gayi....

Name: Minal
E-Mail : minal.2002@gmail.com
Location : Navsari
Kuch nasha apki baton ka hai, kuch nasha dheemi barsat ka hai, hamne aap yunhi sharabi mat kahiyeyeh dil par asar apki mulaqato ka hai !!

Name: Minal
E-Mail : minal.2002@gmail.com
Location : Navsari
Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,Auro ko to thik ham ko bhi tabah kiya,Pesh kiya jab gazlo me unki bevafai ko,Auro ne to thik unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya.....

Name: Minal
E-Mail : minal.2002@gmail.com
Location : Navsari
HAR KALI TUMSE KHUSBU UDHAR MANGE,AFTAB TUJSE NUR UDHAR MANGE,RAB KARE TU DOSTI AISE NIBHAYE,KI LOG MUJSE TERI DOSTI UDHAR MANGE

Name: Minal
E-Mail : minal.2002@gmail.com
Location : Navsari
YAAD KARTA HAIN AAPKO TANHAI MEINDIL DOOBA HAIN GAMO KI GEHRAI MEIN, HAMEIN MAT DHOONDHO DUNIYA KI BHID MEIN,HUM TO MILLENGE AAPKO AAPKI PARCHHAI MEIN

Name: Minal
E-Mail : minal.2002@gmail.com
Location : Navsari
Har insaan ki alag pahachaan hoti hai. Hamare sms ki alag shan hoti hai, har kisi ko nahi karte sms, magar jisko karte hai usme hamari jaan hoti hai .....

Name: Kailash Pareek
E-Mail : k19ailash@hotmail.com
Location :
Jodhpur
THE CUTE LOVE STORY
I did anything wrong ? Then why are u avoiding me ? At least remember me once in a week. It's really hurting me.
With love..... UR TOOTHBRUSH

Name: Chintu
E-Mail : brettnuman@yahoo.co.in 
Location :
Delhi
NAME: SANIA MIRZA
D.O.B: 15/10/1985
WEIGHT: 49 Kgs
HEIGHT: 5'7"
COLOR: Wheatish
BIRTH PLACE: Hyderabad
DREAM: Behan banungi to sirf "IS MSG PADNE WALE KI"!!!!!!!!!!

Name: CHANDU
E-Mail : ckv84@rediffmail.com
Location :
HYDERABAD
Kisi ki yadon ne pagal bana rakha hai,kahin mar na jau kafan sila rakha hai,jalane se pehle dil nikal lena,kahin woh na jal jaye jo dil mein chupa rakha hai...

Name: namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
Pal pal kisi k khayal se rulati hai yeh yadein, zindagi ko aur bhi tanha kar jati hai yeh yadein, beshak zindagi veerani si lagti hai kisi k jane k baad, par kisi k paas hone ka ehsaas dilati hai yeh yaadein, mana k aankhon se barasta hai intezar kisi ka, hothon par phir bhi muskaan de jati hai yaadein....

Name: namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
Mujhe dard e ishq ka maza maloom hai,dard e dil ki inteha maloom hai,zindagi bhar muskurane ki dua na dena, mujhe pal pal muskurane ki saza maloom hai..

Name: namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
Dur hai tumse kuch gum nahi,dur rehkar bhulane wale hum nahi,roz mulakat na ho toh kya hua,tumhari yaad bhi mulakat se kam nahi..

Name: namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
saans toot jaye par dil yeh na todna,kasam toot jaye par muh kabhi na modna,tum jo sath ho toh lad lengey har gum se,khwab toot jaye par yeh dosti tum na chodna

Name: namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
dur hi sahi kinara toh hai,timtimata hi sahi sitara toh hai,ho jati hai apki yaad se tasalli,tinka hi sahi sahara toh hai...

Name: namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajayengey,door rehkar bhi band aankhon mein nazar aayengey,hum koi waqt nahi jo beet jayengey,jab yaad karogey tab chale aayengey.

Name: namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
kyo miti ke mahal banati ho, ek din khud hi dhahaogi,aaj to kahto ho mein teri hu sanam.ek din khud hi bhul jaogi..

E-Mail : rajnihal@gmail.com
Location : JAIPUR
har ek jazbaat ko zuban nahi milti,har ek aarzu ko dua nahi milti,muskaan banaye rakho toh duniya hai sath aansuon ko toh aankh mein bhi panah nahi milti.

Name: Amar
E-Mail : niralaamr@yahoo.com
Location : Ghazipur
paagal hai wo log jo ladkiyon ko miss karte hain karna hai to machcharo ko miss karo,jo jaan hatheli par rakh ke aapko kiss karte hain...

Name : nagendra
E-Mail : nagendra_sm53@rediffmail.com
Location : indore
pehle kabhi yeh yadein yeh tanhayi na thi,kabhi dil pe madhoshi chayi na thi,jaane kya asar kar gayi uski baatein,varna is tarah kabhi yaad kisi ki aayi na thi..

Name: namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
behte aansuon ki zuban nahi hoti,lafzon mein mohabbat bayan nahi hoti,mile jo pyar toh kadar karna,kismat har kisi pe meharbaan nahi hoti

Name: namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
hum tadapte hai unki yaad mein,dil rota hai unki fariyad mein,eh khuda dikha de ek baar surat unki,kahin dum na nikal jaye unke intezaar mein..

Name: namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
woh barre araam se paani ki boonde keh gaye, mujhse pucho in aansuo mein mera kya kuch beh gaya, umeed thi hume un se kitni, par ye dil to kal b tanha tha aaj bhi tanha reh gya...unke chehre pe is kadar noor hai, ki unki yaad mein rona bhi manzuur hai, bewafa bhi nahi keh sakte unko, pyar to humne kiya hai woh to bekasuur hain...kyun woh yaad akar staa rahe hai, kyun hum uske pyar mein pagal huye ja rahe hain. shayad in aankho mein kuch paani baaki hai abhi, jo dil ki aag aansuon se bhujaa rahe hain...

Name: namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
aksar hum yuhi apne dil ko behlaya karte hain,jo baat aati nahi hamari samajh woh logon ko samjhaya karte hain,kayi baras ho gaye bichdae huey ,lekin lagta hai woh ab bhi raat ko sehlaya karte hain

Name: namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
Koi kare yaad apko to yaad kijiye, pyar ka paigam deto kabul kijiye, har sms ka jawab jaruri nahi hai dena , magar humne apko yaad kiya hai uska jawab to dijiye.

Name: Kailash Pareek
E-Mail : k19ailash@hotmail.com
Location : Jodhpur
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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