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jab koi bhalai k liye jhut kahe tho waha lyer nahin hota,agar duniya main kami hoti dil toden walo ki tho aaj hamare jaisa sayar nahin hota...

E-Mail : vivek_yadav14@rediffmail.com  
Location : Lucknow

gum si na jane har khushi kyu hai har jagah pe 1 kami kyu hota tujhse rishta koi nahi to sochta hu ye jindage kyu hai....

E-Mail : vivek_yadav14@rediffmail.com  
Location : Lucknow

Taras gaye hain hum aapke paas aane ke liye, Dil-O-Jaan mitadein tujse dosti nibhane ke liye, Hum Yeh SMS kar rahe hain, apni yaad dilane ke liye....

E-Mail : rock_star00@rediffmail.com  
Location : Lucknow

physics teacher says to his friends "friendship is the type of energy which never be created nor be destroyed but it provides strength to our lifes".....

E-Mail : varuna_2020@rediffmail.com  
Location : Jodhpur

hajoro pariyan aisi jis per sab ka dam nikle. is per mera dam nikle wo ghar se hi kam nikle.....

E-Mail : hiimrajeshgaur@yahoo.com  
Location : Allahabad

Ek buhat hi dard bhari poetry arz hai dil main chubhi sui! dil main chubhi sui! dil main chubhi sui! dil main chubhi sui! oui oui oui oui oui..

E-Mail : bhoot@mail2hell.com   
Location : Karachi
2 b happy, don't do whatever u like, but like whatever u do. Happiness comes not from having much 2 live on, but having much 2 live for....

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com  
Location : punjab

Mana ki bhulna hamari aadat hi sahi, magar aapko bhul pana hamare bas mein nahi. Dil chahe aazma k dekh lo, hum jeena bhul jayengey par aapko nahi.

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com  
Location : punjab

Kisi Dhadkan Ke pICHE koi Baat Hoti Hain.. Dard Ke Piche Kisi Ki Yaad Hoti Hai, Apko Pata Ho na ho appki Har Khusi Ke Piche Hamari Fariyaad HoTi Hai.

E-Mail : anil.dayal1984@rediff.com
Location : delhi

bichad gaye toh milne ki aas kya rakhna..hawa k jhokon ka hisab kya rakhna...bas is khyaal se muskura diya humne...k apni udasi se kisi ko udas kya rakhna.

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab

philosophy of love n life:*if u r not in luv ,u r missing sthg in life...*if u r in luv,u r missing evrythng in life.....

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab

kahan koi aisa mila jispar duniya luta dete,har ek ne dhoka diya kis kis ko bhula dete.apne dil ka dard dil mein hi dabaya rakha,karte bayan toh mehfil ko rula dete.

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab

mohabbat ki dastan sunane aaye hain,tabaah karne k baad woh pyaar jatane aaye hain,aansu poch liye they humne kab k,magar woh fir se humein rulane aaye hain.

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab

Tere gam me tadap k mar jayenge, mar gaye to tera Naam le jayenge, Rab ko-Rishwat de k tuje bhi bulaenge, aur-upar shath baith k KURKUR khayenge.

E-Mail : krv_pranami@rediff.com
Location : pranami

Pyar karnawalo ki kismat buri hoti hai, har mulakat judai se judi hoti hai, kabhi waqtmile to risto ki kitab khol ke dekhna, dosti har riste se badi hoti hai

E-Mail : karankatiyar@hotmail.com
Location : Kota (Raj.)

Friendship is a Network that needs: No Recharge, No Roming, No validity limit , No Signal problems. Just Don't Swicth Off UR HEART

E-Mail : depesh_dinesh@yahoo.com
Location : kanhangad

Hamne chaha tumko,tumne chaha kisi aur ko,bhagwan kare tum jise chaho wo chahe kisi aur ko.

E-Mail : srivastavashw@gmail.com
Location : Faridabad

Mohabbato main jinewale khushnasib hai,Mohabbato main marnewale ajeeb hai,Ajeem hai hamari dastan janeman]Phaslo pe rahate hai magar karib hai.

E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI

Teacher-Write your fathers name in EnglishStudent-It is Beautiful red underwearTeacher-What do u mean?Student-his name is sunder lal chadda

E-Mail : desh_chin2253@rediffmail.com
Location : pune

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

E-Mail : gabapk@rediffmail.com
Location : CHANDIGARH

The times since i meet u...........i realized that....... friends like you has a worth million dollar. so if u dont mind to...................... bech du kya?

E-Mail : jaimanbiotech@gmail.com
Location : jaipur, india

college ki gali mein ajeeb khel hota hai, class ke bahane dilon ka mail hota hai, notes ki jagah love mail hota hai , es liye toh pappu fail hota hai.

Location : faridabad

aaj tum dil mango de dengey,dhadkan mango de dengey,jaan tak manlo toh de sakte hainkyunki teeno film ki vcd ghar pe hi padi hai

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab

chaiwala 2 girl:- "bholi si surat,ankho mea masti,dur khadi sharmaye..girl replied:- 'kali si surat,hath mea ketli,dur khada chilayee CHAI CHAI

E-Mail : kushagarwal04@gmail.com
Location : HYDERABAD

Life is full of trail,pain ,sorrow.but if u fall down,just stand up staight,be confident n ask,"DHAKKA KISNE MARA BE"

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab

Kisi Dhadkan Ke pICHE koi Baat Hoti Hain.. Dard Ke Piche Kisi Ki Yaad Hoti Hai, Apko Pata Ho na ho appki Har Khusi Ke Piche Hamari Fariyaad HoTi Hai.

E-Mail : rajjj_luv@rediffmail.com
Location : cuttack

Ae zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar,Main zinda rahu yeh dua na kar.... Koi chhuta hai tujhe to hoti zalan ,Ae hawa tu bhi usse chhuaa na kar...

E-Mail : rajjj_luv@rediffmail.com
Location : cuttack

Pyar chupta nahi aankhen chupaane se,Dil rukta nahi kisi ke samjhaane se.Ruk jaati hai dhadkan tujhe bhool jaane se,Hum tujhe yaad karte hain jeene ke bahaane se.

E-Mail : rajjj_luv@rediffmail.com
Location : cuttack

Aapki aisi baatein hume pagaal banati hai hum hosh main aayen kaise ye koi jadu jagati hai na rehta hai dil kabu main na hi saans kabu aati hai teri aankhon main dekh ke humhe haya aati hai

Name:rupendarsingh
E-Mail : loves_nev_die@yhoo.com
Location : rourkela
friendship is a little more trust,a little less try,a little more laugh,a little less cry,a little more luv, a little more WE n a little less I

Name:namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
muqaddar ka gareeb,dil ka ameer tha,mil kar bichadna mera naseeb tha.chah kar bhi kuch kar na sake hum,ghar jalta raha aur samundar kareeb tha


Name:namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
god apun se pucha kidar jayenga? heaven ya hell? apun bola hell! apun ko malum ketum sala dost log udarich milenga, apun log sath hai to hell bi heaven hai

Name:yogesh
E-Mail : only_yogeshshanky@yahoo.com
Location : kota
Nahi ban jata koi apna, yunhi dil lagane se, karni padti hai duae rabse sacha dost pane mein, rakhna sambhalakar ye yarana apna, tut na jaye ye kisi aur ke aa jane se...........

Name:Alpesh
E-Mail : alpesh4719@googlemail.com
Location : London
Kuch Pal Hota Hai - Kuch Pal Ke Liye !Ji Le Inhe Hum - Har Pal Ke Liye ! Ye Waqt to ret ki tarah fissal jayega - De jayega yaadain umar bhar ke liye !

Name:Alpesh
E-Mail : alpesh4719@googlemail.com
Location : London
Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai.dil na chah kar bhi khamosh reh jata hai,koi sab kuch keh kar pyar jatata haito koi chup reh kar pyar nibhata hai...

Name:PRISH
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Do pal ki zindagi yunhi bit jayegi, kali rat ke baad nawi subha ayegi, agar doston ki yaad satayegi to kasam se apki yaad sabse pehle ayegi

E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI
Aate hai aansu jab mulaqat nahi hoti toot jaata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti teri jaan ki kasam jab tu yaad naa aaye aisee koi subah koi raat nahi hoti

Name:Rajesh
E-Mail : gupta_rajesh86@rediffmail.com
Location : kanpur
A Message to beautiful ladies:Suna Hai ki aap ki smile pe log marte hai, so keep smiling to keep the population under control.

Name:B.N. Chandna
E-Mail : bnchandna@hotmail.com
Location : Delhi
poonam ki raat mein chand bal jata hai waqtke sath insan badal jata hai Sochte hain ki apko tang na karein par sochte sochte plan badal jata hai

Name:amit
E-Mail : amillet@rediffmail.com
Location : indore
lalu ke peechhe kutte ka bachha parh gaya,to lalu ne kaha ab to BSNL ka card dalva liya hoon,yeh HUTCH ka network kahan se aa raha hai.

Name: gufran
E-Mail : gufran_r@yahoo.com
Location : allahabad
kaise apne aap se mujhe juda kar paoge.mere jane pe tum bhi aansu bahaoge.yaad hum karna chod de tumhe.soch ke batana kya tum hum bin muskura paoge?

Name: deepak
E-Mail : deepakfrom_india@yahoo.com
Location : faridabad
"DIL" ne kaha aankh se "Dekha karo kam kyonki dekhte ho tum tadapte hain hum" <"AANKH">ne kaha dil se "socha karo kam kyonki sochte ho tum toh rotey hain hum"

E-Mail : deepakfrom_india@yahoo.com
Location : faridabad
sazaa dene wale razaa puchte hain.jeene ki humse vajah poochte hain .khud hi dete hain zehar hum ko aakar, fir kitna hua asar ye bhi poochte hain.

E-Mail : deepakfrom_india@yahoo.com
Location : faridabad
woh mil jate hain kahani bankar,dil mein bas jate hain nishnai bankar,jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aankhon mein,kyun nikal jate hain woh pani bankar....

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
Friendship is a Network that needs: No Recharge, No Roming, No validity limit , No Signal problems. Just Don't Swicth Off UR HEART.

E-Mail : hulchul09@sify.com
Location : patiala
pal do pal mein milti hai khushi,pal do pal mein milte hain gam.par jo har pal sath nibhaye vo dost milte hain kam!......jaise ki hum....

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
zuban khamosh,aankhon mein nami hogiyahi bas ek daastan zindagi hogi,bharne ko toh har zakhm bhar jayega,kaise bharegi woh jagah jahan teri kami hogi

E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
Punam ki raat mein chand badal jaata hai,Waqt ke saath insaan badal jaata hai,Sochte hain ki aapko tang na karen par soochte soochte plan badal jaata hai.

E-Mail : vikramvikram20052006@yahoo.co.in
Location : lucknow
Kabhi tum bhi hume yaad kar liya karo..Milne ki fariyaad kar liya karo..Ek hum hai jo har baar shuruwaat karte hai..Kabhi aap bhi hume humse pehle yaad kar liya karo.

Name:Avinash
E-Mail : avishree@gmail.com
Location : Faridabad
jeewan ke har rang doston se hai, koi lal, koi hara , koi neela ,koi peela , par aapko dekhte hi dil bas yahi poochta hai , yeh naya rang kon sa hai.

Name:deepak
E-Mail : deepakfrom_india@yahoo.com
Location : faridabad
 
hum ne jo chaha takdir se paya.takdir ne hum dono ko milaya.khushnasib the hum, ya woh pal tha hasin? jab aap jaisa dost meri zindagi mein aaya


Name:deepak
E-Mail : deepakfrom_india@yahoo.com
Location : faridabad

 
relation is someone hurts u, u dnt hurt back..wen someone shouts at u, u dnt shout back,but wen someone needs u, u always cum back.

Name:namita
E-Mail : namita33@gmail.com
Location : punjab
My heart problem has reached a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2 options left....I.C.U or......U C me

Name:sadaf
E-Mail : sadafnaaz8586@redifmail.com
Location : bokaro
Friendship is about bringing out the ve when everything seems -ve, being accepted for who u r, being able to pick up right where u left off, sharing, talking

Name:sadaf
E-Mail : sadafnaaz8586@redifmail.com
Location : bokaro
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

E-Mail : sadafnaaz8586@redifmail.com
Location : bokaro
Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai, Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai, Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye, ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai

Name:vivek
E-Mail : vivek_k_yadav@yahoo.co.in
Location : india
Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...

Name:anshu
E-Mail : rock_star00@rediffmail.com
Location : lucknow
Bhig jati hai palkein tanhai mey,dard hai koi jan na le,pasand karte hai tez BARSAAT mey nikalna,kahin rote hu koi pehchaan na le..

Name:kapil khangan
E-Mail : kapilkhangan@yahoo.co.in
Location : raipur
If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS,If I get ur VOICE, I dont need MUSIC,If u speak to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my FRIEND, I dont need the WORLD

Name:prasad
E-Mail : durgaprasad266@yahoo.co.in
Location : hyderabad
aap se milne ka mann ker raha hai..mann ko samjhaya to dil tadap raha hai..dil ko bataya to aankhe ro padi hai..unhe chup karaya to saanse bol rahi hai "i miss u"

Name :Dinesh
E-Mail : dineshagrawal32@gmail.com
Location : raipur
veer ko zara ka sms nahi aaya.veer na 3 din se khana nahi khaya.veer baitha tha zara ke sms ke intzaar main aur zara baithi thi sms free hone ke intzaar main.

Name: mohit
E-Mail : mohit_sards@yahoo.com
Location : kota
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,Yun aansoo na bahana,Agar meri yaad aaye to,Sidhe upar chale aana.

Name:rajesh Gaur
E-Mail : hiimrajeshgaur@yahoo.com
Location : Allahabad
Friendship is a Network that needs: No Recharge, No Roming, No validity limit , No Signal problems. Just Don't Swicth Off UR HEART.

Name:kasak
E-Mail : yellowroselovebirds@yahoo.co.in
Location : Dubai
APNI DOSTI KOI PEPSI NAHI JO YE DIL MANGE MORE, KOI WILLS NAHI JO MAID FOR EACH OTHER, APNI DOSTI TO L.I.C HAI JO JIWAN KE SATH BHI JIWAN KE BAD BHI.......

E-Mail : mozammil_azaad2000@rediffmail.com
Location : ROURKELA, ORISSA , INDIA

Marne par jannat mile na mile,Ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere dost,Kya pata tujhe narak me network mile na mile.

E-Mail : ayush002@rediffmail.com
Location : kota

veer ko zara ka sms nahi aaya.veer na 3 din se khana nahi khaya.veer baitha tha zara ke sms ke intzaar main aur zara baithi thi sms free hone ke intzaar main.

E-Mail : prins_luv@yahoomail.com
Location : BHOPAL

TUMSE NA MILE KOI GUM NAHI,BUS BAAT KARO YEH MILNE SE KAM NAHI,DOSTI MEIN DHOKHA DE WO HUM NAHI, KYONKI HUMARI DOSTI 'RANG DE BASANTI' SE KAM NAHI

E-Mail : krnhere@yahoo.com
Location : JAIPUR

RAH RAH KAR AAPKI YAAD SATATI HAI, SMS NA KARNE KI WAJAH SATATI HAI. SOCH RAHE HAIN HAM, JAROOR KOI GAM HAI, YA AAP KE DIL MAIN HAMARE LIYE JAGAH KAM HAI.....

E-Mail : vishwajeet_2040@rediffmail.com
Location : CHHINDWARA

Darasal tumhaari yaad hi,mujhe tum tak le aati hai.Lekin main har ek baar,nayaa bahaana banaa deta hoon.Jab bhi tumhaare pas izhaare-dil ke maksad se aata hoon,har dafaa main koi aur hi kissa soona detaa hoon.Meri chaahat ka izhaar meri aankhon tak aahi pahoncha hai,lekin tumhaare saamnemain apni aankhon ko jhuka deta hoon.Main jaantaa hoon dil maintumhaare bhi chaahat hai mere vaaste,lekin main khanmokhan hiapne dil ko daraataa rehtaa hoon.

E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI

kaho usi se jo na kahe kisi se... mango usi se de de khusi se..chaho use jo tumhe mile kismat se..dosti karo usi se jo hamesha nibhaye hasi se...

E-Mail : ankit_patel11389@yahoo.co.in
Location : surat
Gumo me hasne wale ko rulaya nahin jaata.Lehron se paani ko hataya nahin jaata.Banane wale ban jaate hain apne,kisiko kehkar apna banaya nahin jaata.

E-Mail : dkissmat009@rediffmail.com
Location : Jodhpur

Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar,Hum to teri aankho se pee lenge.Tu mat aa lekin aane ka vaada to kar,Hum tere intezar mein hi jee lenge.

E-Mail : dkissmat009@rediffmail.com
Location : Jodhpur

Aaja sms-sms khelte hain.Pehle tu kar..fir tu kar..Fir se tu kar..1 bar fir tu kar..bas a baar last kar de..Bas ab baad mein khelenge ok.

E-Mail : dkissmat009@rediffmail.com
Location : Jodhpur

Aankhon ki jaban wo samajh nahin pate,hooth magar kuch keh nahin pate,apni bebasi kis tarah kahen, koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahin paate.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

Na jaane kyon abhi ek aansu aankh se jhalka,Dil ko shayad aapki yaad aayi,Chahat hai itni aap se milne ki,Hanste hue bhi aanken bhar aayi..!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

Ek tanha raat mein aapki yaad aayi,tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigratte jalai..Na jaane kya Qyamat ho aayi dhunve mein bhi aapki tasveer nazar aayi..!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

Dua karten hain hum sir jukhayen. Ae dost aap apni manjil ko payen.Agar aapki rahon mein Andhera aaye to Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko jalaye.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

Zindagi mein kabhi to mujhe yaad karoge,Mehfil mein nahi to tanhai mein fariyaad karoge.Humsa na milega koi Dost phir apni "KISSMAT" par naaz karoge.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

Punam ki raat mein chand badal jaata hai,Waqt ke saath insaan badal jaata hai,Sochte hain ki aapko tang na karen par soochte soochte plan badal jaata hai.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

Kuch Log Khaas Hoten Hain,Har Pal Paas Hoten Hain,Khushiyon Mein Shamil Hote Hain,Aur Gham Main Bhi Saath Rehate Hain,Log unhe DOST aur hum unhe AAp Kehate hain.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

Jindagi mein intazar ki lakeer chhod jayenge.Aankhon mein yadoon ki nami chhod jayenge.Dhundte firoge 1 din hume,hum yadoon ki vo tasveer chhod jayenge.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

What is a Kiss..?In view of:GEOMETRY-Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 lips.ECONOMICS-Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is higher then SUPPLY!PHYSICS-Kiss is the process of CHARGING a human body..COMPUTER-Kiss is like a LAN,in which 2 bodies are connected without DATA CABLE...!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur

Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai

Name : radhy
E-Mail : bpatwa@rediffmail.com
Location : neemuch
Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai

E-Mail : RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar

AANSO AA JATE HAIN PAR LABO PE HANSI LANI PADTI HAI. YE MOHABBAT BHI KYA CHEEZ HAI JINSE KARTE HAIN UNHI SE CHHUPATNI PADTI HAI.

E-Mail : vishwajeet_2040@rediffmail.com
Location : CHHINDWARA

When words fail, Eyes Work.When Eyes fail, Heart Works When Heart fails...To kya?Samjhetapak gaya,MAMU...!

Name:neha
E-Mail : anusuya_99@rediffmail.com
Location : india
woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the.

E-Mail : praveen_gupta84@yahoo.com
Location : lucknow

CHARO TARAF CHAND FEKRELA HAI LIGHT,BOLE TO HOGILE HAI NIGHT BAND KARDALNEKA TUBELIGHT AUR SONEKA TIGHT, BOLETO GOOD NIGHT

E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI

Kash Dil ki Awaz me itan asar hojaye ki Hum apko ayd kare aur apko khabar ho jaye Aaj rabse yahi dua hai meri ke aap jise chahe vo humsafar ho jaye

E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI

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