FUNNY SMS

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Nobody teaches the sun 2 rise..Afish 2 swim..Abird 2 fly..A plant 2 grow..A child 2 cry..n nobody teaches me 2 remember u i just do..!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kalwani

Jo asani se mile woh hai ghum,jo mushkil se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,jo naseebwalon ko mile woh hai aap jaisa yaar..!

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kalwani

Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kalwani

One day LOVE asked FRIENDSHIP y r u in the world when i'm here?FRIENDSHIP smiled n said "TO SPREAD SMILES WHERE U LEAVE TEARS."

E-Mail : dkissmat@yahoo.co.in 
Location : Jodhpur

god apun se pucha kidar jayenga? heaven ya hell? apun bola hell! apun ko malum ketum sala dost log udarich milenga, apun log sath hai to hell bi heaven hai

E-Mail : srikanth.chintala@rediffmail.com
Location : hyderabad

Har shubha ki dhund kuch yaad dilati hai...Har phool ki khoshboo ek jadoo jagati hai,Chaho na chaho kitna bhi par apki yaad aa hi jati hai.

E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI

Badi asaani se dil lagaaye jaate hain, Par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,Le jaati hai mohabbat un raho par jaha diye nahi dil jalaaye jaate hain.

E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI

Zindagi aisi ho jo jineko majboor kare, Rahe aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare,Khushboo kabhi dosti ki kam na ho, Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.

E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI

Mehek ishq ki kam nahi hoti, Iss se zindagi khatam nahi hoti,Saath ho agar zindagi main dostoka to zindgi zannat se kam nahi hoti.

E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI

Akash k taaro me khoya hai jahan sara, lagta hai pyara hr ek taara. un taaro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.......

Name: khushi
Location : mumbai

 
Koi Shaam Aati Hai Tumhari Yaad Lekar...Koi Shaam Jaati Hai Tumhari Yaad Dekar....Hamein To Uss Shaam Ka Intezaar Hai.....Jo Aaye Tumhe Saath Lekar....!

E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI

Khuda ne Mujhse kaha ISHQ na kar tu Diwana ho jayega.Maine kaha Ae Khuda tu mesg. Padne wale se mil Tujhe bhi ISHQ ho jayega.

E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI

DOST EK SAAHIL HAI TUFAAN KE LIYE,DOST EK AAYINA HAI ARMAANO KE LIYE,DOST EK KHWAISH HAI AAP JAISE DOST PANE KE LIYE.

E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI

Hay mere SMS mere dost ke pas jana,Agar wo so rahi ho to usako mat jagana,Jab wo uthe to thoda sa muskurake usake kan main kahana....GOOD MORNING

E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye

E-Mail : rajaryan_bubbly@yahoo.co.in
Location : jamshedpur

unke milne julne ko ham pyar samajh baithe,jis din nahi aayi ham ravivar samajh baithe.

E-Mail : ravionly@inmail24.com
Location : allahabad

DIL KI KASTI U DOOBTI C, NAZAR AA RAHI HAI, KYA KARU A DIL, MERI WOH KISI AUR KO FASANE JAA RAHI HAI.

E-Mail : vasundhara_bunkar@yahoo.com
Location : chomu

pyaar ka ristha to toda tune,Ab jo ristha hai vo todh na janaDenge saath har mod pe tujko,Bich rastye pe humko kabhi chod na jana

E-Mail : winnernepal@gmail.com
Location : Nepal

Maine khuda se ek duwa mangi....duwa me khuda se apni maut mangi....khuda na kaha tujhe maut de to doon....magar tere us humdard ka kya karoon jisne teri lambi umar ki duwa mangi...

E-Mail : mujeeb_sheerani@hotmail.com
Location : karachi

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Name : shibayan
E-Mail : shibayan_biswas2003@yahoo.com
Location : lucknow
 
Dhoka na dena ke tujpe aietbar bahut hai,ye dil tere chahat ka talabgar bahut hai, teri surat na dekhe to dikhai kuch nahi deta, hum kya kare ke KANIKA se pyar bahut hai

E-Mail : kaunhumain_23@yahoo.com
Location : DELHI

Naa jaane kyu hame aansu bahana nahi aata. Naa jane kyu haal-e dil batana nahi aata. Kyu KANIKA bichad gayi humse,shayad hame hi sath nibana nahi aata.

E-Mail : kaunhumain_23@yahoo.com
Location : DELHI

woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the

E-Mail : rachit_sikroria@yahoo.co.in
Location : chandigarh

2 pigs eating potty pig1 : yaar hum duniya ki potty khate hai koi hamari potty bhi to khata hoga.Pig 2 : saale khane ke waqt to dhang ki baat karle

E-Mail : parasarora123@rediffmail.com
Location : delhi

Misal dene main agar ho gayi ho bhul,to .......KAHA JANAB KA CHEHARA KAHA GULAB KAFULL?

E-Mail : ashwinirbhosle@yahoo.co.in
Location : sawantwadi

Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!

E-Mail : sirf_faizan4u@yahoo.com
Location : hyderabad

Ratako koi aapako pareshan kare,aapake badan ko chumaim to....to..........."ALL OUT" lagao MACHAR bhagao!!

E-Mail : ashwnirbhosale@yahoo.co.in
Location : Sawantwadi

Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.

E-Mail : ashwnirbhosale@yahoo.co.in
Location : Sawantwadi

Najar hamhari...Najar tumhari...Najar ne dil ki Najar utari...Najar ne dekha Najar ko aisy...keNajar na lage"DOSTI"ko hamari.

E-Mail : ashwnirbhosale@yahoo.co.in
Location : Sawantwadi

I love U.DO U care it. tell me plz. IF dont care it doesn't matter's 2 me

E-Mail : akash_the_great2003@yahoo.co.in
Location : Delhi

Love a heart that hurt's you Never hurt a heart that loves you,Because for the World you may be someone But for someone you are the world

E-Mail : happymen_anirudh@yahoo.com
Location : Kolkata

ab tum is duniya se jaoge,Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge.

E-Mail : RamanGuelria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.Wife: Kitni mari?Man: 3 male aur 2 female.Wife: Kaise malum?Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.

E-Mail : RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

E-Mail : RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar

is duniya me dost kam milenge,Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,jaha duniya nazar fer legi,us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..

E-Mail : anil_raghuwanshituv@rediffmail
Location : Delhi
Name : Anil
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

E-Mail : RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : jalandhar

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

E-Mail : RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar

Sharifon mein koi chor nahi hota, Kwabon mein koi mor nahi hota, Naye patang ka koi dor nahi hota, Are yaar... .. Humse jo kare dosti woh kabhi bore nahi hota.

E-Mail : alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London

Ladka Bola : Kash in Hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gum ka hota, hum inke ghar to jate. Ladki Boli : Bewkoof , yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga

E-Mail : alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London

I have pen which is blue, I have a frnd which is u. Flowers will die, water will dry but our friendship will never say goodbye

E-Mail : alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London

If kisses were water i'd give u the ocean if hugs were leaves i'd give u a forest if love were space i'd give u a galaxy if friendship were life i'd give u mine for free

E-Mail : alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London

Rishto ki dori kamjor hoti hai,aankho ki batein dil ki chor hoti hai,khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab...hamari ungli aapki or hoti

E-Mail : studyofenigma@yahoo.co.in
Location : puna

Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai

E-Mail : upendra_sharma888@hotmail.com
Location : bhopal

Ye raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,Kismat se sabko apni shikayat kyun hoti hai,ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat,Jis "Kanika" ko main pa nahi sakta usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai

E-Mail : kaunhumain_23@yahoo.com
Location : DELHI

Rishto ki dori kamjor hoti hai,aankho ki batein dil ki chor hoti hai,khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab...hamari ungli aapki or hoti

Name :harshad
Email :harshad_prjpt@yahoo.com
Location : ahmedabad
AISA NAHI KI AAP YAAD AATE NAHI KHATAA SIRF ITNI HAI KI HUM BATAATE NAHI RISHTA AAPKA ANMOL HAI HAMARE LIYE SAMAJHTE HO AAP ISLIYE HUM JATATE

Name: Sunil Rao
Email :sunilpalka@hotmail.com
Location : Udaipur
Paani se Pyas na Bujhi, toh Mehkhane ki taraf chal nikla, Socha ke Shikayat karu teri Khuda Se, lekin Khuda bhi tera Aashik

Name:nikla
E-Mail : sagar_ultimate22@yahoo.co.in
Location: New Delhi
Bangalore ke aam katte hote hi, Mangalore ke aam meethe hote hi, mere shayari sunnewale ullu ke patte hi.

Name:sraj
E-Mail : swamyswamyg@yahoo.com
Location : bangaliore
Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayiJo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayihumne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungligaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

Name:Sanjay
E-Mail : sanjay_jimmy2001@yahoo.com
Location : ahmedabad
Why did Santa fall out the window ?A. He was ironing the curtain

E-Mail : dockiran@rediffmail.com
Location : Hyderabad

DO DIL KITNE DUR KITNE KARIB HOTE HAI KUCH HASTEY HAI KUCH ROOTE HAI DIL KE RISHTEY BHI KITNE AJIB HOTE HAI KISI KISMAT WALE KO NASIB HOTE HAI

E-Mail : loveleen_is_here@yahoo.co.in
Location : Punjab

Eh dost kal agar main mar bhi jaun,toh mere marne ka gam mat karna,rona mat meri arthi bhi na uthana Sidha upar chale aana PARTY Karenge!!!

E-Mail : ritika_leo92@yahoo.co.in
Location : Punjab

Think "Gently"Talk "Simply"Laugh "Loudly"Work " Hardly"Love "Sincerly"Feel "Freely"

E-Mail : jitendra_dhameja@hotmail.com
Location : Jaipur

Dosti ka pehala paigaam aapke naam, jindgi ki aakhri saans aapke naam, rahe salamat yeh dosti apni, ise salamat rakhana aapka kaam.

Name: Arvind
E-Mail : arvindavaghade@yahoo.com
Location : Mumbai
Mobile : 9870499551
Life is little kamini n v r little kaminas, when v find sum1 whose kaminiyat is equal with us, v fall in2 mutual kaminapan n itz FRIENDSHIP

E-Mail : chocolatyboy_4u@hotmail.com
Location : Jaipur
Last night sky says to me. why u not leave ur friend because he don,t call or sms u. i replied can u leave ur moon when he no shins

E-Mail : aadil_aadil29@yahoomail.com
Location : Pakistan

Dosti ki judai ka gum mat karna dur rehke bhi dsoti kam mat karna agar mile jindagi ke kisi mod pe to hume dekhkar ankhen band mat karna

E-Mail : mamta_dhimanabc@yahoo.com
Location : panipat

MONEY CAN BUY A HOUSE NOT A HOME, A BED BUT NOT SLEEP, MEDICINE BUT NOT HEALTH. MONEY IS DIRTY, IT ONLY CAUSES PAIN

E-Mail : chocolatyboy_4u@hotmail.com
Location : Jaipur

AISA NAHI KI AAP YAAD AATE NAHI KHATAA SIRF ITNI HAI KI HUM BATAATE NAHI RISHTA AAPKA ANMOL HAI HAMARE LIYE SAMAJHTE HO AAP ISLIYE HUM JATATE NAHI

E-Mail : hitendra_boss@rediffmail.com
Location : Gujarat

Ba-ADAAB-BA-MULAIZA HOSHIYAAAR SHEHNSHAO KE SHENSHAH HINDUSTAN KE TAKHTE TAAAZ TAJEEDAAAR HIND YANIE HUM SONE JA REHA HAIN ....GuD NIgHT....

E-Mail : debu_45@sify.com
Location : new delhi. palam

PRAYER 4 BACHELORS:RADHE 2 KUDI FASADE, HARE MURARI MILE KUVARI, JAI HANUMAN PATJA MERI JAAN, WAHE GURUJI DA KHALSA EK SONI KUDI DI LALSA

E-Mail : freaky_akshit_lovesome1@yahoo
Location: Jaipur
Ek Dost ka wada hai marte dum tak Saath nibhayenge Mout aaye to tumse pehle hum jayenge tumko na bhool payenge isi liye tumko bhi saath le jayenge.

E-Mail : mukeshbgd@hotmail.com
Location : Kathmandu(Nepal)

Sathi sirf wo nahi hota jo jiwan bhar sath nibhay, sathi to vo bhu hota hai jo jivan k kuch palo me hi jivan bhar ka sath de jaye.

E-Mail : mukeshbgd@hotmail.com
Location : churu

Kashti chali samandar main mil jai ga kinara,,, IsSMS se poch lena Aap k bina kiya haal hai humara??? Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain.

Phone : 9810803385
Dil megamrakhta hunTeri dostik baadlogo sewasta kamrakhta hupata thamujhe smsaayega tera,IsiliyeAnasinsath rakhta hun!

Phone : 9810803385
Location : delhi
mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye

Phone : 9899427100
ye mera vada hai marte dam tak nivaunga maut aye to tumse pahle jaunga tumko na bhul paunga isliye tumko bhi sath le jaunga

E-Mail : romi2raj@yahoomail.co.in
Location : kolkata
lalu goes to a shop and ask "yeh bandarva ki photu kitne ka hai re ...?"shopkeeper: voh phutwa nahin sahib wo to seesa(mirror) hai.
E-Mail : kuldeepsh@gmail.com
Location : jaipur
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai kihar taraf ujala nazar ata hai...sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai.

Phone : 9810803385
Location : delhi
If u find a frnd better than me, go ahead, I wont stop u but when that personleaves u, look behind & I'll b there, ready to Slap u & ask "HOGAYI TASSALLI"

Abhishek Mathur
Tata telecom, Jodhpur
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai kihar taraf ujala nazar ata hai...sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai
Phone : 9810803385
Location : New Delhi
Dear User, Mr./Ms. Chandrakant has posted following SMS Type : FunnyPinkcity.net Funny SMS Messages-----------------------------Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...----------------------------- E-Mail : shedagechandu@rediffmail.com
Location : Rajasthan
biwi par essay-biwi ek paltu prani hai,ye ghar ki rasoi me payi jati hai.iska paustik ahaar pati ka bheja hota hai.karva chouth wale din ye badi matra me dhong karti dikhai deti hai.shuruwat me ye prani bada acha lagta hai baad me ye jungli saand ki tarah ho jati hai.inke maa baap ki galti inke pati ko bhugatni padti hai.hume sab patiyon se humdardi hai.ummid hai aap bhi dusro se hamdardi jatayenge.dhanyawad
 E-Mail : kalyug@mulla.com
Location : Kanpur
A smile is a sign of joy...A hug is a sign of luv...A laugh is a sign of happiness
E-Mail : advin_kota@yahoo.com
Location : Kota
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Every second God remembers you,Every minute God bless you,Every hour God cares for you because...Every day I pray God to take care of U.
E-Mail : lalit_nsd@yahoo.co.in
Location : Alwar
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
E-Mail : v_p_s_b@yahoo.com
Location : Delhi
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
E-Mail : manasa_hn@rediffmail.com
Location : Hassan

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