| Nobody teaches the sun 2
rise..Afish 2 swim..Abird 2 fly..A plant 2 grow..A child 2 cry..n nobody
teaches me 2 remember u i just do..!
E-Mail :
dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kalwani |
| Jo asani se mile woh hai ghum,jo
mushkil se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,jo
naseebwalon ko mile woh hai aap jaisa yaar..!
E-Mail :
dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kalwani |
| Chandni chawk ka fawara na
hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na
hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.
E-Mail :
dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Kalwani |
| One day LOVE asked FRIENDSHIP y
r u in the world when i'm here?FRIENDSHIP smiled n said "TO SPREAD SMILES
WHERE U LEAVE TEARS." E-Mail :
dkissmat@yahoo.co.in
Location : Jodhpur |
| god apun se pucha kidar jayenga?
heaven ya hell? apun bola hell! apun ko malum ketum sala dost log udarich
milenga, apun log sath hai to hell bi heaven hai
E-Mail :
srikanth.chintala@rediffmail.com
Location : hyderabad |
| Har shubha ki dhund kuch yaad
dilati hai...Har phool ki khoshboo ek jadoo jagati hai,Chaho na chaho kitna
bhi par apki yaad aa hi jati hai.
E-Mail : prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI |
| Badi asaani se dil lagaaye jaate
hain, Par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,Le jaati hai mohabbat un
raho par jaha diye nahi dil jalaaye jaate hain.
E-Mail :
prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI |
| Zindagi aisi ho jo jineko
majboor kare, Rahe aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare,Khushboo kabhi dosti ki
kam na ho, Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.
E-Mail :
prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI |
| Mehek ishq ki kam nahi hoti, Iss
se zindagi khatam nahi hoti,Saath ho agar zindagi main dostoka to zindgi
zannat se kam nahi hoti. E-Mail :
prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI |
Akash k taaro me khoya hai jahan
sara, lagta hai pyara hr ek taara. un taaro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo
is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.......
Name: khushi
Location : mumbai
|
| Koi Shaam Aati Hai Tumhari Yaad
Lekar...Koi Shaam Jaati Hai Tumhari Yaad Dekar....Hamein To Uss Shaam Ka
Intezaar Hai.....Jo Aaye Tumhe Saath Lekar....!
E-Mail :
prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI |
| Khuda ne Mujhse kaha ISHQ na kar
tu Diwana ho jayega.Maine kaha Ae Khuda tu mesg. Padne wale se mil Tujhe bhi
ISHQ ho jayega. E-Mail :
prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI |
| DOST EK SAAHIL HAI TUFAAN KE
LIYE,DOST EK AAYINA HAI ARMAANO KE LIYE,DOST EK KHWAISH HAI AAP JAISE DOST
PANE KE LIYE. E-Mail :
prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI |
| Hay mere SMS mere dost ke pas
jana,Agar wo so rahi ho to usako mat jagana,Jab wo uthe to thoda sa
muskurake usake kan main kahana....GOOD MORNING
E-Mail :
prish815@rediffmail.com
Location : MUMBAI |
| Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana
dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar
raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye
E-Mail :
rajaryan_bubbly@yahoo.co.in
Location : jamshedpur |
| unke milne julne ko ham pyar
samajh baithe,jis din nahi aayi ham ravivar samajh baithe.
E-Mail :
ravionly@inmail24.com
Location : allahabad |
| DIL KI KASTI U DOOBTI C, NAZAR
AA RAHI HAI, KYA KARU A DIL, MERI WOH KISI AUR KO FASANE JAA RAHI HAI.
E-Mail :
vasundhara_bunkar@yahoo.com
Location : chomu |
| pyaar ka ristha to toda tune,Ab
jo ristha hai vo todh na janaDenge saath har mod pe tujko,Bich rastye pe
humko kabhi chod na jana E-Mail :
winnernepal@gmail.com
Location : Nepal |
| Maine khuda se ek duwa mangi....duwa
me khuda se apni maut mangi....khuda na kaha tujhe maut de to doon....magar
tere us humdard ka kya karoon jisne teri lambi umar ki duwa mangi...
E-Mail :
mujeeb_sheerani@hotmail.com
Location : karachi |
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha
tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke
nahin badaltey
Name : shibayan
E-Mail :
shibayan_biswas2003@yahoo.com
Location : lucknow
|
| Dhoka na dena ke tujpe aietbar
bahut hai,ye dil tere chahat ka talabgar bahut hai, teri surat na dekhe to
dikhai kuch nahi deta, hum kya kare ke KANIKA se pyar bahut hai
E-Mail :
kaunhumain_23@yahoo.com
Location : DELHI |
| Naa jaane kyu hame aansu bahana
nahi aata. Naa jane kyu haal-e dil batana nahi aata. Kyu KANIKA bichad gayi
humse,shayad hame hi sath nibana nahi aata.
E-Mail :
kaunhumain_23@yahoo.com
Location : DELHI |
| woh bhi kya din the jab log
aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua
karte the E-Mail :
rachit_sikroria@yahoo.co.in
Location : chandigarh |
| 2 pigs eating potty pig1 : yaar
hum duniya ki potty khate hai koi hamari potty bhi to khata hoga.Pig 2 :
saale khane ke waqt to dhang ki baat karle
E-Mail :
parasarora123@rediffmail.com
Location : delhi |
| Misal dene main agar ho gayi ho
bhul,to .......KAHA JANAB KA CHEHARA KAHA GULAB KAFULL?
E-Mail :
ashwinirbhosle@yahoo.co.in
Location : sawantwadi |
| Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki
Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi
Aaj Bhi Bandar hai! E-Mail :
sirf_faizan4u@yahoo.com
Location : hyderabad |
| Ratako koi aapako pareshan
kare,aapake badan ko chumaim to....to..........."ALL OUT" lagao MACHAR
bhagao!! E-Mail :
ashwnirbhosale@yahoo.co.in
Location : Sawantwadi |
| Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse
kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj
aayi"Sir,sapliment please. E-Mail :
ashwnirbhosale@yahoo.co.in
Location : Sawantwadi |
| Najar hamhari...Najar tumhari...Najar
ne dil ki Najar utari...Najar ne dekha Najar ko aisy...keNajar na
lage"DOSTI"ko hamari. E-Mail :
ashwnirbhosale@yahoo.co.in
Location : Sawantwadi |
| I love U.DO U care it. tell me
plz. IF dont care it doesn't matter's 2 me
E-Mail :
akash_the_great2003@yahoo.co.in
Location : Delhi |
| Love a heart that hurt's
you Never hurt a heart that loves you,Because for the World you may be
someone But for someone you are the world
E-Mail :
happymen_anirudh@yahoo.com
Location : Kolkata |
| ab tum is duniya se jaoge,Door
kahin ek naya janam paoge,Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,Mujhe yakeen hai
agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge.
E-Mail :
RamanGuelria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar |
| Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?Man:
Makkhiya maar rha hu.Wife: Kitni mari?Man: 3 male aur 2 female.Wife: Kaise
malum?Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.
E-Mail :
RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar |
| Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya
karogi?Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur
kya?Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
E-Mail :
RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar |
is duniya me dost kam milenge,Is
duniya me gham hi gham milenge,jaha duniya nazar fer legi,us mod pe dost
tumhe Hum Milenge..
E-Mail :
anil_raghuwanshituv@rediffmail
Location : Delhi
Name : Anil |
| Baba ji ka mela laga hai
haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat
batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
E-Mail :
RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : jalandhar |
| Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha
tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke
nahin badaltey E-Mail :
RamanGuleria@gmail.com
Location : Jalandhar |
| Sharifon mein koi chor nahi hota,
Kwabon mein koi mor nahi hota, Naye patang ka koi dor nahi hota, Are yaar...
.. Humse jo kare dosti woh kabhi bore nahi hota.
E-Mail :
alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London |
| Ladka Bola : Kash in Hasinao ke
baap mar jate, bahana gum ka hota, hum inke ghar to jate. Ladki Boli :
Bewkoof , yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap
hoga E-Mail :
alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London |
| I have pen which is blue, I have
a frnd which is u. Flowers will die, water will dry but our friendship will
never say goodbye E-Mail :
alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London |
| If kisses were water i'd give u
the ocean if hugs were leaves i'd give u a forest if love were space i'd
give u a galaxy if friendship were life i'd give u mine for free
E-Mail :
alpesh4719@gmail.com
Location : London |
| Rishto ki dori kamjor hoti
hai,aankho ki batein dil ki chor hoti hai,khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka
matlab...hamari ungli aapki or hoti
E-Mail :
studyofenigma@yahoo.co.in
Location : puna |
| Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log
padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur
pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai
E-Mail :
upendra_sharma888@hotmail.com
Location : bhopal |
| Ye raat itni tanha kyun hoti
hai,Kismat se sabko apni shikayat kyun hoti hai,ajeeb khel khelti hai
kismat,Jis "Kanika" ko main pa nahi sakta usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai
E-Mail :
kaunhumain_23@yahoo.com
Location : DELHI |
Rishto ki dori kamjor hoti
hai,aankho ki batein dil ki chor hoti hai,khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka
matlab...hamari ungli aapki or hoti
Name :harshad
Email :harshad_prjpt@yahoo.com
Location : ahmedabad |
AISA NAHI KI AAP YAAD AATE NAHI
KHATAA SIRF ITNI HAI KI HUM BATAATE NAHI RISHTA AAPKA ANMOL HAI HAMARE LIYE
SAMAJHTE HO AAP ISLIYE HUM JATATE
Name: Sunil Rao
Email :sunilpalka@hotmail.com
Location : Udaipur |
Paani se Pyas na Bujhi, toh
Mehkhane ki taraf chal nikla, Socha ke Shikayat karu teri Khuda Se, lekin
Khuda bhi tera Aashik
Name:nikla
E-Mail : sagar_ultimate22@yahoo.co.in
Location: New Delhi |
Bangalore ke aam katte hote hi,
Mangalore ke aam meethe hote hi, mere shayari sunnewale ullu ke patte hi.
Name:sraj
E-Mail : swamyswamyg@yahoo.com
Location : bangaliore |
Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban
gayiJo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayihumne to chalaayi thi ret pe
ungligaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi
Name:Sanjay
E-Mail :
sanjay_jimmy2001@yahoo.com
Location : ahmedabad |
| Why did Santa fall out the
window ?A. He was ironing the curtain
E-Mail :
dockiran@rediffmail.com
Location : Hyderabad |
| DO DIL KITNE DUR KITNE KARIB
HOTE HAI KUCH HASTEY HAI KUCH ROOTE HAI DIL KE RISHTEY BHI KITNE AJIB HOTE
HAI KISI KISMAT WALE KO NASIB HOTE HAI
E-Mail :
loveleen_is_here@yahoo.co.in
Location : Punjab |
| Eh dost kal agar main mar bhi
jaun,toh mere marne ka gam mat karna,rona mat meri arthi bhi na uthana Sidha
upar chale aana PARTY Karenge!!!
E-Mail :
ritika_leo92@yahoo.co.in
Location : Punjab |
| Think "Gently"Talk "Simply"Laugh
"Loudly"Work " Hardly"Love "Sincerly"Feel "Freely"
E-Mail :
jitendra_dhameja@hotmail.com
Location : Jaipur |
Dosti ka pehala paigaam aapke
naam, jindgi ki aakhri saans aapke naam, rahe salamat yeh dosti apni, ise
salamat rakhana aapka kaam.
Name: Arvind
E-Mail : arvindavaghade@yahoo.com
Location : Mumbai
Mobile : 9870499551 |
Life is little kamini n v r
little kaminas, when v find sum1 whose kaminiyat is equal with us, v fall
in2 mutual kaminapan n itz FRIENDSHIP
E-Mail :
chocolatyboy_4u@hotmail.com
Location : Jaipur |
| Last night sky says to me. why u
not leave ur friend because
he don,t call or sms u. i replied can u leave ur moon when he no shins
E-Mail :
aadil_aadil29@yahoomail.com
Location : Pakistan |
| Dosti ki judai ka gum mat karna
dur rehke bhi dsoti kam mat
karna agar mile jindagi ke kisi mod pe to hume dekhkar ankhen band mat karna
E-Mail :
mamta_dhimanabc@yahoo.com
Location : panipat |
| MONEY CAN BUY A HOUSE NOT A
HOME, A BED BUT
NOT SLEEP, MEDICINE BUT NOT HEALTH. MONEY IS DIRTY, IT ONLY CAUSES PAIN
E-Mail :
chocolatyboy_4u@hotmail.com
Location : Jaipur |
| AISA NAHI KI AAP YAAD AATE NAHI
KHATAA SIRF ITNI HAI
KI HUM BATAATE NAHI RISHTA AAPKA ANMOL HAI HAMARE LIYE SAMAJHTE HO AAP
ISLIYE HUM JATATE NAHI E-Mail :
hitendra_boss@rediffmail.com
Location : Gujarat |
| Ba-ADAAB-BA-MULAIZA HOSHIYAAAR
SHEHNSHAO KE
SHENSHAH HINDUSTAN KE TAKHTE TAAAZ TAJEEDAAAR HIND YANIE HUM SONE JA REHA
HAIN ....GuD NIgHT.... E-Mail :
debu_45@sify.com
Location : new delhi. palam |
PRAYER 4 BACHELORS:RADHE 2 KUDI
FASADE, HARE
MURARI MILE KUVARI, JAI HANUMAN PATJA MERI JAAN, WAHE GURUJI DA KHALSA EK
SONI KUDI DI LALSA
E-Mail :
freaky_akshit_lovesome1@yahoo
Location: Jaipur |
| Ek Dost ka wada hai marte dum
tak Saath nibhayenge Mout aaye to tumse pehle hum jayenge tumko na bhool
payenge isi liye tumko bhi saath le jayenge.
E-Mail :
mukeshbgd@hotmail.com
Location : Kathmandu(Nepal) |
| Sathi sirf wo nahi hota jo jiwan
bhar sath nibhay, sathi to vo bhu hota hai jo jivan k kuch palo me hi jivan
bhar ka sath de jaye. E-Mail :
mukeshbgd@hotmail.com
Location : churu |
Kashti chali samandar main mil
jai ga kinara,,, IsSMS se poch lena Aap k bina kiya haal hai humara??? Hum
aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.Firq sirf itna
hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain.
Phone : 9810803385 |
Dil megamrakhta hunTeri dostik
baadlogo sewasta kamrakhta hupata thamujhe smsaayega tera,IsiliyeAnasinsath
rakhta hun!
Phone : 9810803385
Location : delhi |
mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k
diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit
ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye
Phone : 9899427100 |
ye mera vada hai marte dam tak
nivaunga maut aye to tumse pahle jaunga tumko na bhul paunga isliye tumko
bhi sath le jaunga
E-Mail :
romi2raj@yahoomail.co.in
Location : kolkata |
lalu goes to a shop and ask "yeh
bandarva ki photu kitne ka hai re ...?"shopkeeper: voh phutwa nahin sahib wo
to seesa(mirror) hai.
E-Mail : kuldeepsh@gmail.com
Location : jaipur |
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai
kihar taraf ujala nazar ata hai...sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....ajkal
kambakhat bill bahot ata hai.
Phone : 9810803385
Location : delhi |
If u find a frnd better than me,
go ahead, I wont stop u but when that personleaves u, look behind & I'll b
there, ready to Slap u & ask "HOGAYI TASSALLI"
Abhishek Mathur
Tata telecom, Jodhpur |
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai
kihar taraf ujala nazar ata hai...sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....ajkal
kambakhat bill bahot ata hai
Phone : 9810803385
Location : New Delhi |
Dear User, Mr./Ms. Chandrakant
has posted following SMS Type : FunnyPinkcity.net Funny SMS
Messages-----------------------------Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo
apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell
hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...----------------------------- E-Mail :
shedagechandu@rediffmail.com
Location : Rajasthan |
biwi par essay-biwi ek paltu
prani hai,ye ghar ki rasoi me payi jati hai.iska paustik ahaar pati ka bheja
hota hai.karva chouth wale din ye badi matra me dhong karti dikhai deti
hai.shuruwat me ye prani bada acha lagta hai baad me ye jungli saand ki
tarah ho jati hai.inke maa baap ki galti inke pati ko bhugatni padti
hai.hume sab patiyon se humdardi hai.ummid hai aap bhi dusro se hamdardi
jatayenge.dhanyawad
E-Mail : kalyug@mulla.com
Location : Kanpur |
A smile is a sign of joy...A hug
is a sign of luv...A laugh is a sign of happiness
E-Mail : advin_kota@yahoo.com
Location : Kota |
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Every second God remembers
you,Every minute God bless you,Every hour God cares for you because...Every
day I pray God to take care of U.
E-Mail : lalit_nsd@yahoo.co.in
Location : Alwar |
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare
ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH
WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
E-Mail : v_p_s_b@yahoo.com
Location : Delhi |
Could u fax me ur photo very
very urgently ? Mind u -it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very
imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
E-Mail : manasa_hn@rediffmail.com
Location : Hassan |
