FUNNY SMS

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TherE r many stars buT thE m@oN is u.
Tehre r many frend$ buT thE SWEET one is u.
To forget me is n@w up t@ u.
T@ forget u is something i will never ever do...
A lovely star dropped on earth one night.
Asked me u want a million dollar or a good frnd?
I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u...
Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.
Face is a book, try 2 read it.
Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it &
Friendship is like a mirror never break it!
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me

Bcoz

incoming

is free for me... my friend!!
Life without FRENS is...
L-onely
i-nsecured
f-ull of doubts
e-mpty

LIFE with FRENS is...
L-ight & easy
i-nspiring
f-ull of hopes
e-nthusiastic
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM
People often complain what a small world we've got...
but i'd rather have it small to have met u than have
it so big to have missed knowing u...
FRNDS in HEART R D Worst TENANTS.
They CAPTURE THE HEART, PAY NO RENT,
DONT VACATE & IF AT ALL THEY LEAVE,
THEY JUST BREAK DOWN D ROOM THEY LIVED.
Press down

again

again.. please

once more

sorry again

6 times more





Oh! Again

1 Time again

don't u have any job?
Mere SMS ke charche jahan
mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo,
mobile patak patak ke rone lage!
There is alwyz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,

but if u cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while?
WOrds
begin
with..

A
B
C

nUmbers
begin
with...

1
2
3

mUsic
begins
with...

sA
re
gA

bUt
frndship
begins
with..

HUM

TUM!!
()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray

()"""()
( -o-)
( ,(")),
Dear GoD, plz.
let my friend
get sweet dreams,
Gud nite!
When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters of ur cell no).
If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits),
want a smile, press __ (next 2 digits),
need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits),
press them all together and U can hear me!
Something are made for each other.
For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
soap and water,
Paper and pen,
Shirt and Paint...

Me and Your
Boy Friend.. :-)


Good Night


Sleep Tight


Sweet Dreams



For what u r pressing button? that's all

Lorie bhi sunau kya?
When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around,
Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me, but b sure dat V r under the same sky....
If at any time ur life is like a 'Candle in the Wind' den i'll put my hands around u so dat all burns r mine & al lites Urs.
Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz
kaha se lau,
suna Saku Kuch aapko,
wo andaz kahase Lau,
Yu to Chaand taroki tarif karna aasan hai,,
Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kahase lau...
Message Collection: POO, Chennai
Something are made for each other.
For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
soap and water,
Paper and pen,
Shirt and Paint...

Me and Your
Boy Friend.. :-)
 .-"-.
(___)

 .-"-. (',)
(___) @====

  ,(,",
  /,) @====
 .-"-.
(___)

  /',)
 .-"-.
(___)

A Light 2 keep
our friendship
glowing forever.
 
Na Milne ki
Khushi

Na bichadne ka
Gham

Na Tanha

Na Udaas hai
Hum

Kaise kahe
Kaise hai hum

Bus yuh hi
Samajh Lo

Bahut
Akele hai hum!
LEAVES dont' just FALL from the tree,
CLOUDS don't just FORM in the sky,
ANGELS don't just COME DOWN from heaven n
I don't just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL.
|         10.10 |
| No Space    |
| for new       |
| messages    |

but there's always
a space in my HEART 4 "U"
A line

has no limit,
unless

you put an
end to it.

Hope our
friendship

is a line
that runs



forever!
My FRIEND
should be...

My Medicine
When I'm in Pain

My Letter
When I'm Far

My Smile
When I'm Sad

My Handkerchef
When I Cry

My LIFE
When I DIE

Frenship is Love, care, trust, understanding, noways...
Its justa source of entertainment.
Keep doing that thru calls, sms, mails, outings,
u don't do that.... Than count many of r ur frenz.. None
Thats real meaning of frenship today...and it demands...

Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,
warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...
Open with Love...

main tumse kuch
kahana chahata hu,

wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,

wahi pyar ke 3
akshar,

"MERA BHARAT MAHAAN"
   ,*,
 (,' ') hi!
()==('')

   ,*,
 ( '.') I just
()==)>

  ,*,   cant
 ('.'  ) miss
()==)> 2 say

E H
  L
   L O

Hello 2 U!
 
    |''''V''''| r
    |    |v|   | |   ("" (""
    |....|  |...| | ...)   ...) U
always
In whatever u do....
Remember that someone over here
is thinking of U...
DREAM
makes all things

Possible

HOPES
makes all things

work

LOVE
makes all things

beautiful

SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible

So

ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!

I am not a clock that can SMS u 24hrs a day,
but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,
Love n pray 4 a spl frend like u.

                  ,!'.
   
           /  l','.
           _/ _.l.'_'.___
,_,_,_'>,_,_,_,_,_,/_

I wish everything sails...

smoothly 4 u
2day,
2morrow &
4ever

Good Day!
()""""()
( -.- ) kaisi
(, ) )
!.__!__!
()""""()
( -.- )
(, ) ) thi
!.__!__!
() ()
('.') kaisi ho
(,) gayi...
!.!.! without ur
sms!
Did
U
KNOW?
U
R
___
l
___
l
l
___
l
l
l
___
l _l
l
l_
____
l __l
l
l_l
____
l __l
l _| antastic
l_l riend

Aaj kal maan kar
raha hai ki main

tumhe

kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k

ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
ramayan ka

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
Hey
Bhagwan!
                            = = =
,***,            ('''' o '' o '')
( c ' ?                 / /
>-- </")              ((,,

Jo log mujhe
sms nahi karte
unka mob. kho jaye!
 

With my

1 Heart...

2 eyes...

5 litre blood...

206 bones...

1.2million Red Cells...

60 trillion D.N.A.'s...

I wish u "Very Good Day"...

Courtesy: Apoorv Naidu, Indore

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

TAKE CARE

ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai
mobile hai to kar do na sms
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..

 
SMOKE everyday
plz!

SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
"Ikadani Kairi tikadani kairi, kairi zhokha khay who" - Happy Akshay Tritiya to all of you from all of us.
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga yka?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU

Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Kanjus eke Kanjush....
Kanjus dune Makkhichus...
Makkhichus tina....
Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai,
2- Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai,
aur
3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai...
Some friends r worth 2b thrown,
Some r good 2 keep,
Some r 2b Treasured 4 ever,
and i Think u r one 2 b Thrown...
in the Treasure Box 2 b kept 4 ever.
Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have... when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c
    .  ' 12 '   .
    9    !/    3
    '   . 6 .   '

    .  ' 12 '   .
    9    !_   3
    '   . 6 .   '

    .  ' 12 '   .
    9   _!    3
    '   . 6 .   '

still awake?

Time to sleep, good nite!
Its not now close or far we are today,
but wat mater is how much we value each other
in our heart...
for me u're a heavens gift,
a spl som1 i wud
surely keep..
A deep friend is like rainbow,
when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur smile is ANALGESIC,
Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMATORY,
Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC,
Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC...
That's why I never fall ill :-)
If i had a wish i would be ur tears,
to be born in ur eyes n to die on ur lips.
But if u were my tears, i would
never cry in fear of losing u.
... Good Time

Bad Time

Day Time

Work Time

Off Time

Night Time

Happy Time

Sad Time

Sleep Time

KISI BHI Time

APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...
being visible

isn't always a
requirement

for being close

it just takes

some thoughtfulness

and concern

to capture the
heart of a friend.

MORNING SMILE
makes the day
(=( ;_; )=)
B"E"T"T"E"R

that the best
thing (;_;) we can
do (;_;) (;_;) to
make (;_;) life easy

Gud morning!

*      guess
___
___
___

*
(".) who's
___
___

*
(".)
<(> thinking of
___

*
(".)
<(>
  JL     You


*
(".)_, ta-da!!
<(
  JL     

* ,
(,")/ its me!
<(
 JL     

B4 u speak - listen,
B4 u write - think,
B4 u spend - earn,
B4 u criticise - wait,
B4 u pray - forgive,
B4 u quit - try,
B4 u msg others - msg me
Some things
can b

left undone.

Some words
can b
left unsaid.

Some feelings
can b
left unexpressed
but

Some 1 like u
can never b

left
unremembered.
The best teacher is ur heart,
The best healer iis time,
The best judge is ur conscious.
Ur best friend could only be GOD & ur
CUTEST FRIEND can only be ME!
Some things
can b

left undone.

Some words
can b
left unsaid.

Some feelings
can b
left unexpressed
but

Some 1 like u
can never b

left
unremembered.
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
"Jai Shri-Ram"
Shriram Ko Lanka pe Akraman Karne ko
5000 monkey ki jarurat hai,
4999 pahunch gaye hai,
sms milte hi nikal pado,
bolo Jai Shri Ram!
 =o00o====o00o=
     /  /  ,* * *.  /   /
     !  '  (  o o  )   /
       ') (  --  )   /

Aahh...! I'm wondering
why I dnt hav msg frm u!

Ur Up there again!
Come down n msg me..
The best teacher is ur heart,
The best healer iis time,
The best judge is ur conscious.
Ur best friend could only be GOD & ur
CUTEST FRIEND can only be ME!

When it rains,

u don't see
the sun,

but its there,

hope we can
be like that,

we don't see
each other,

but we'll alwz
be there
4 each other...

KeeP
Me
aS
A FREiND

=&=
i'LL

KeeP
U
iN
MY
( "v" )
  'V'
HeaRT

LOck
iT
UP
&
THRow
aWay
THe
keY ;;== <>

SO
THaT
NO
ONe

CaN
TaKe
U
aWaY

FRoM
Me.

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a Country,
BUT just ONE man 2 make a
Happy HOME!

Let's thaNks to Our Ramu.
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


chal chal

hawa

aane de

 

Space seems like
an empty word,
but its full of
<S>pecial
<P>eople
<A>round
<C>aring
<E>ndlessly

Thank U 4 being a part of my space...
Life brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam, When it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,
So lets do MASTI 2gether, who knows KAL HO NA HO,
but whenever u need a frend, MAIN HOON NA!
LeT
Me
ShOw
YoU

tHe
BeSt
PiCture

iN
tHe WoRLd...

()""""()()""""()
( ,'o' ) ( ,'o' )
(,) (,)  (,) (,)
HUM TUM
If I disturb U


I am Sorry!

But I need


To Say

I...

Love...

Disturbing you...
This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv
FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U....
so juz wanna wish you good nite...
Chandani ne
Kaha ke tu pyar kar...

Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar...

Gori ko cheda to
boli muskarakar..

Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar...!
Allah ke
naam pe,

maula ke
naam pe,

Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,

Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,

yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.
It's difficult to find someone like U,
its like opening a 100 shells under the sea to find 1 pearl.

But finding U makesthe dive worthwhile!
Jo aasani se mile wo hai gam...
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum...
Jo kisi-2 ko mile wo hai Dum...
Jo sirf nasseb walon ko mile wo hain..
HUM

Saw my msg?

n0???

n0w, can u?

still can't??

c0z n0 wORds
can x-press how special u are!

Good night!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!
Dostne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya,
hum to vese bhi akele the,
kya hua jo aapne hame ehsas dila diya...

Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous dear till we meet again...

Gujre hue kal ki yaad ati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai,
woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jati hai,
jaab aap jaise dosto ki yaad ati hai...

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...
"(",)/' Oye Kitthe
<)) HO
./?
"
(.") pata kinna
<((> mis kitta
./ l. tennu???
INNNNA ,,
,______c'',)________,
))
./.> SAARA

()". ."() whatever
( o ) mood u r
(,,)|(,,) in now

i wish some how
()". _"() my msg
( o, ) makes u
(,,)|(,,) smile!

Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki,
first ruth jane ko dil chahta hai...
Kya kar rahe ho?

Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda
ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??
Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...
Take Care...
ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,
ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud
night
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U.
Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka

Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt

the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
Look I care 4u so much that I even built a Taj Mahal 4u.
(    )         ,c         (    )
 l:':l         (  )         l: :l
 l:':l .:::!!!!!!!::: . l:':l
 l:':l .l l..:''''''':..l l. l:':l
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...

Husn Bana to Deewane bane...

Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
= = =
('''' o '' o '')
/ /
((,,


A Good luck message!
(
       ; )
(
Still Awake?

(
        ; )
(
GO TO SLEEP...

( |
        ; )
( |
Close your eyes!


( |
        ; )
(
both the eyes!


( >
        ; )
( >
Good night!
Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning!

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