FUNNY SMS

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I made a cup       (
of coffee            ))
specially          _((_
for u.              d__l

There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet

GUD MORNING...
           -'-
        --:o:--

           -i-
    --o=(x)=o--
         '    '

              -i-
            :''''''':
    --o=:((x)):=o--
             o

beware, Osama to attack if u dont sms!
=: Friendship is :=

vast like
"Universe"

Deep like
"Ocean"

High Like
"Sky"

Strong Like
"Iron"

Kind Like
"Mother"

Cute like
"me"
AND

Sweet like
"u"
Be someone with a big broad smile,
try 2 be happy all the day while...
When things go wrong dont get blue...
Just smile n say "_____" where r u?
l

Me

My Self

Yes Me

l

Really

Truly

Unstopably

Unmistakenly

R
E
A
LLY

Faithfully

have

2 say

that

today is sUNDAY!
Enjoy!
I like seeing u,
I like hearing u,
I like 2 spend my time with u.

But U r always surrounded by others,
as u r the main attraction of the...
"ZOO"

In friendship,
words can go unspoken,
yet still be understood.
That's why I am sure that though
I don't say it often, you know how much
i value you.

Take care
  ,
( ,)
|  |
|_|

  ,
( ,)
|  |

  ,
( ,)

_

A Candle may MELT & its FIRE may DIE,
but the FRENDSHP
U"v
given ME wil stay AFLAME in
my

    ("@")
      "v"     Heart
Do U need a FACELIFT?
ThR's 1 thT's FREE, always handy,
makes u LUK younger & has no undesirable side effects.

Its called a SMILE. Keep smilIN always.
10
messages
received

1
Hi!

2
Hello

3
I miss U

4
How r U?

5
Hope U R fine

6
Keep smiling

7
Take care

8
God bless U

9
be happy

10
Gud Nite!

Umar ki Raah mein
Insaan badal jata hai,
Waqt ki Aandhi mein
Tufaan Badal jata hai,
Sochta hu tumhe pareshan na karu,
Lekin baad me iraada badal jata hai..

Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u'll always remain.

Earth wants water,
flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u!
Ek tanha raat me teri yaad aayi,
tanhai mitane ko humne ek ciggarette jalai,
na jane kaise qayamat ho gayi,
aur dhue ne bhi teri tasveeer banayi...
Whn a Msg is
sent frm
a distance

U cant c
the Faces

U cant c
the smile

But

U can sense
the care tat
truly comes
from

my
("v")
'v'
Heart

HaPpY WORLD sms Day!
Message Collection: POO, Chennai
If u r in
Tension

if nothing seems
going right

If u find
no way out

then just
think of ME

O
N
C
E

o
n
L
y

I
WILL
B
THERE

2
I=N=C=R=E=A=S=E
ur
TENSION!
(Courtesy: G2, Jalgaon)
I TRUST U
is a better compliment than
I LOVE YOU

Bcoz u may not always
trust the person u luv but
u can always luv the person
whom u trust....!

Trust U!
SMS me in 1 min
Nahi to...

Nahi to...

Nahi to...

Nahi to...

Nahi to kuch nahi...

main hi karungi...

 

Dil me
gam
rakhta hun

Teri dosti
k baad

logo se
wasta kam
rakhta hu

pata tha
mujhe sms
aayega tera,

Isiliye
Anasin
sath rakhta hun!

 

Sometimes in life v tend 2 run so fast tht v dont notice FRENZ runnin wid us,
v only notice thm wen v fall and THEY r thr 2 hold us.
So run, as i m thr 2 hold u.

 

Search:
VALUABLE
FRIEND

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10%

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50%

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100%

Done

Result: _________

Why do only 10% of men go to heaven..

If all wud go thr...

It will be called...

as "HELL"

 


Jst

dr@pping

by

2

say

Im ALIVE

Sender:
Osama Bin Laden
+11092001-786

Pls wait a sec...

Connecting 2
Chief
TERRORIST...

 


F R I E N D S H I P
resides in
d heart.

So no mater how
rarely i b
seeing u, u wld
always be in my heart

()""()
( 'o' )")
(.)/ PROMISE!
Certain people touch ur heart and u cant stop
thinking about them. Thats the kind of person u r.
Absent... Yet so near...
Simple... Yet worth remembering...

 

WhatEvER
hAppEns
2 Ur dAy
jst rElAx

&
mAnAgE
tO mAkE
A smilE.

LiFE is nOt A
problem 2b
sOlvEd
bUt

A
gift
2 b
EnjOyEd.

MAkE
Everyday
Ur bEst dAy!

Good Morning!

 

What Would U Do if...
U Lose A Friend Like Me 1 Day?









I knew U"d
Never stop Until
U find me!

 

To lead a happy life 3 things r
very essential...
To keep brain as ice factory...
tongue as sugar factory...
and heart as wax factory...
Try it..>>

 

LAILA ko MAJNU ka sms nahi aya,
LAILA ne 3 din khana nahi khaya...
LAILA mare vali he MAJNU k pyar me,
aur MAJNU baitha hai sms free hone k intezar me..

 

U want u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life...
But u want, u wait and u compromise that is love... :-)

 

When u find a DREAM
inside ur HEART...
don't ever let it go...

Coz dreams r the tiny seeds
frm which beautiful
2morrow
grows.
Hv a dreamful day!

(Courtesy: G2, Jalgaon)

 

When it rains,

u don't see
the sun,

but its there,

hope we can
be like that,

we don't see
each other,

but we'll alwz
be there
4 each other...

 

KeeP
Me
aS
A FREiND

=&=
i'LL

KeeP
U
iN
MY
( "v" )
  'V'
HeaRT

LOck
iT
UP
&
THRow
aWay
THe
keY ;;== <>

SO
THaT
NO
ONe

CaN
TaKe
U
aWaY

FRoM
Me.

 

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a Country,
BUT just ONE man 2 make a
Happy HOME!

Let's thaNks to Our Ramu.

 

Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


chal chal

hawa

aane de

 

Space seems like
an empty word,
but its full of
<S>pecial
<P>eople
<A>round
<C>aring
<E>ndlessly

Thank U 4 being a part of my space...

 

LeT
Me
ShOw
YoU

tHe
BeSt
PiCture

iN
tHe WoRLd...

()""""()()""""()
( ,'o' ) ( ,'o' )
(,) (,)  (,) (,)
HUM TUM

 

Life brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam, When it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,
So lets do MASTI 2gether, who knows KAL HO NA HO,
but whenever u need a frend, MAIN HOON NA!

 

This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv
FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U....
so juz wanna wish you good nite...

 

If I disturb U


I am Sorry!

But I need


To Say

I...

Love...

Disturbing you...

 

Chandani ne
Kaha ke tu pyar kar...

Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar...

Gori ko cheda to
boli muskarakar..

Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar...!

 

It's difficult to find someone like U,
its like opening a 100 shells under the sea to find 1 pearl.

But finding U makesthe dive worthwhile!

 

Allah ke
naam pe,

maula ke
naam pe,

Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,

Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,

yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.

 

Jo aasani se mile wo hai gam...
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum...
Jo kisi-2 ko mile wo hai Dum...
Jo sirf nasseb walon ko mile wo hain..
HUM

 

Saw my msg?

n0???

n0w, can u?

still can't??

c0z n0 wORds
can x-press how special u are!

Good night!

 

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!

 

Dostne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya,
hum to vese bhi akele the,
kya hua jo aapne hame ehsas dila diya...

Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous dear till we meet again...

Gujre hue kal ki yaad ati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai,
woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jati hai,
jaab aap jaise dosto ki yaad ati hai...

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

 

"(",)/' Oye Kitthe
<)) HO
./?
"
(.") pata kinna
<((> mis kitta
./ l. tennu???
INNNNA ,,
,______c'',)________,
))
./.> SAARA

 

()". ."() whatever
( o ) mood u r
(,,)|(,,) in now

i wish some how
()". _"() my msg
( o, ) makes u
(,,)|(,,) smile!

 

Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki,
first ruth jane ko dil chahta hai...

 

Kya kar rahe ho?

Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda
ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

 

Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...
Take Care...

 

ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,
ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud
night

 

u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U.

 

Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.

 

ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka

Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt

the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.

 

Look I care 4u so much that I even built a Taj Mahal 4u.
(    )         ,c         (    )
 l:':l         (  )         l: :l
 l:':l .:::!!!!!!!::: . l:':l
 l:':l .l l..:''''''':..l l. l:':l

 

Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...

Husn Bana to Deewane bane...

Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!

 

= = =
('''' o '' o '')
/ /
((,,


A Good luck message!

 

(
       ; )
(
Still Awake?

(
        ; )
(
GO TO SLEEP...

( |
        ; )
( |
Close your eyes!


( |
        ; )
(
both the eyes!


( >
        ; )
( >
Good night!

 

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I"m not receiving Ur SMS!
Give call!
Definition of Luv in 2004:
LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes,
every season:
Summer -1,
Autumn - 1,
Winter - 1,
Spring - 1, n lately
Monsoon -1.

Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons ;-)

 

Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning!

 

Roshi dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!

 

Wat do i do wen i c sum1 extremely gudlooking?
i stare, i stare, i stare and i smile and wen i
get tired... i put d mirrow down...

 

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