FUNNY SMS

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God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje mein
bheja hi nahi bheja.
Ye mujhe kisi ne bheja, isiliye maine tujhe bheja!
Ooopss...!
...ouch!
   (")_(")
   )      (
   (">=<")
 _().o.()) ..ohh!
I fell down from d Bed, trying 2 reach 4 my cell.
juz 2 wish u a...
GooD Morning!
 
Gateway of memories will never close,
how much I miss u no one knows,
days will pass on to years and
I will remember you in my silent tears...
Dhaniya Rs. 3

Mirchi Rs. 4

Aaloo Rs. 5

Kaanda Rs 6

Tomato Rs. 10

Palak Rs. 15



ye sab to mahanga
hai

Par SMS to sasta
hai!


Phir karte kyo
nahi?
For me U r as...
Chees 4 Pizza...

Passport 4 Visa...

Butter 4 Bread...

Ice 4 Freezer...

Cream 4 cake...

Water 4 Lake...

Leaf 4 tree...

a FRIEND like u is 4ever 4 me!
Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara,
Intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara,
Kab hogi is Kambakht mobile mein roshin
aur kab ayenga tera sms!
I heard someone saying your name,
but when i turned around to see who it was,
I noticed I was alone,
then I realised it was my heart telling me that - I MISS U
Do
me
favor plz.
Wud
U
plz
smle?
Ok!
Dats
it
A
litle
wider
plz.
ok!
Now
hold
it.
CLICK!
 ,****,
 (@..@)
  "(--)" Wow ur so photogenic


 
A friend gives hope when life is low,
A friend is a place you've no where to go,
A friend is Honest, friend is True,
A friend is Precious a friend is You!
 
our FRIENDSHIP is a blank cheque for ME
It"s an ASSET not a LIABLITY
always a CREDITnot DEBIT
always a PROFIT not a LOSS
& I HOPE IT WILL NOT BOUNCE!
 
Mausam ki bahar acchi ho
phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho
hamari ye dosti sacchi ho
RAB bas ek dua hai meri dost ki har subah acchi ho!
Good Morning!
 
You will always IMPRESS people because you have... TALENT,
LOOKS,
INTELLIGENCE,
And
If that isn't enough....
Tell them Ur "MY" Friend
 
People like Ur found only once in lifetime so u better take care of ur self coz i don't want 2 wastw another lifetime 2 find a sweet friend like u.
Koi gila shikava na rahe aapse,
arzoo hai ke ek silsila rahe aapse.
Bas is baat ki ummeede hai aapse,
Khafa na hona, agar koi khata ho hamse.
1 Advice-Take care,
1 Request-Don't change,
1 Wish Don't forget me,
1 Lie-I Hate You,
1 Truth-I Miss U,
1 Hope-We will always be Good Friends
 
   ;,'.'.',;  You know?
   (  = )   I miss you
    > <

Sit Beside me ok?

Now Im happy!
   ;,'.'.',; <)". ."<)
   (  _ )   (  (..)  )
 
There is no special occasion today,
no reason to text,
no news to share,
and no problems to air.

It's just one of those times I wish to say
I REMEMBERED U!
Hum bigadte hai to bhuchal aa jata hai,
Hum machalte hai to toofan machal jata hai,
humko na karo koshish badalne ki, hum badalte hai to
ITIHAS BADAL JATA hai!
If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS,
If I get ur VOICE, I dont need MUSIC,
If u speak to me, I dont need anybody else,
U just b my FRIEND, I dont need the WORLD!
I may not be the
"Perfect Friend"

That U R
looking for...

not even
the "BEST"
among them all...

But surely
I'm a friend
who always care for...
YOU...
Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love,
bcos sun rises in east and sets in west but
friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH
True f'ship never fades with time :-)
becomes more tasteful like old WINE ::))
only a friend can understand words and
convert the rolling tears into a smile!
SOMETIMES we mUst be
HURT
in order
to GROW

FAIL
in order
to KNOW

LOSE
in order
to GAIN

& SOMETIMES
wE havE
to be
B R O K E N
so we can be
WHOLE again!
    . + .' + ) .+
  + __ = + ' +
   / ___^   .;';';,
 ,,|__0_I I,,,)(,,,
Night finally arrived!
so b4 u sleep, i'd like 2 wish u...
      "
    (,") Good Nite!
  <(,/L
Care is one the main ingredient dat keeps closenes alive despite distance and schedule. Since I cant always see you,
let my care be with you 4ever.
SmS dosnt mean "SHORT msgin SERVICE"
It also means
Share My Sweetness
Search My Soul
Seek My Sweetheart
Succeed My Smarty
See ME Smilin

So Keep SMSING.
This is a smart test, try 2 solve wat it means:
R + CAT + SHOE - RAT + SUN - CHOSE + MOON + I 0 NOON + GOAL + T - GOAT - U +E!
SMS me the answer, Think Hard!
Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!
Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."
There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!
like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.
God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx
Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!
Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.
i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.
The recipe of friendship:
1 cup of sharing.
2 cups of caring.
3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.

Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART
I opened my purse and found it empty.i reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins then i searched my heart and found u!dats wen i realised how rich i am
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
Friendship is like rose, looking at it easy but reaching at it is full of obstacles.
 
---
/__/I
I__I/ this is
a gift for u

want to see what's inside?

("*") My Heart

and

my care (",)

hope the friendship we share last forever...
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thanks!
...for being one of my life's
sweetest    (' ',)
friend...   ( )**( )
(Pramod Borse, Nashik)
Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai,
yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai,
jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara,
purana sms hi padh liya karte hai...
Message Collection: Others
Wo mile humko kahan bankar,
Dil me rahe pyar ki nishani bankar,
Hum jinhe jagah dete hai ankho ke andar,
Wo aksar nikal jate hai paani bankar.
Dosti hoti hai diley raaz batane k liye,
hum apni hasi mitade aapko hasane k liye,
milne ki to aapko fursat nahi,
to hum sms karte hai aapni yaad dilane ke LIYE.
Kaise ho? Maze me?
tabiyat kaisi? baki anand mangal?
ungli me dard nahi na? ankh bhi ok?
dimag thikane?
kaamal he yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Pyar karo par dokha mat dena...
kisi ko ansuoon ka tohfa mat dena...
dil se kose koi tumhe zindagi bhar..
aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena..
(Collection: Noori)
Dua karte hai ham sar jhukaye,
ae dost aap apni manjil ko paye,
Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye,
to roshni ke lyie khuda hamko jalaye..
Happy Friendship!
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost,
maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.

 

Log apna banake chodd dete hai...
Rishta gairo se jodd lete hai..
Hum to eak phool bhi na todd sake..
Log to dil bhi todd dete hai!

 

Our FRNDSHP is not like
NIKE - Just do it, not like
PEPSI - Yeh dil mange more, not like
WILLS - made 4 each other, BUT like
LIC - Zindagi k saath bhi, zindagi ke baad bhi!

 

Lifes so beautiful!
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wen u hav a
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Cute Sender ")") everyday
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żż,,) ISN'T IT?

 

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Good Morning!

 

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskarane ki aadat nahi rahi,
yeh soch ke ki koi manane nahi aayega,
ab hamein ruth jane ki aadat nahi rahi

 

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng;
Najar ko badlo, najare badal jayenge;
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishao ko badlo
KINARE badal jayenge

 

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? it contains load of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. have a nice sleep. Good nite!

 

Duniya mein teen hi cheez ek dam popular hai...

  ,,,
 ( ",)
 <)>
  ./<.

  ,,,  
 (,")/" apun ka
  <)" ishtyle...&
  ./ >

  ,,,
 (",)/" APUN ka
  ./)" SMS kya!
 ./<
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
ronak ho nerolac paint jaise,
mehak ho Axe jaise,
tazgi ho colgate jaise,
aur tenssion free rahe huggies jaise
 

 

Plants are green and earth is blue,
why ur so nice to me i want a clue,
whatever may be the reason like u,
b'coz in world like this i will never,
get a friend like you
 

 

() ".' ()
(  (X))
(_3#_) will I ever forget u?

() _'_"()
((X)    )
(_3#_ )

()"_'_()
(   (X))
(_3#_)

()_'_"()
((x)    )
(_3#_)

()".'."()
( ( x) )
(_3#_) Na ji na
 
No Shadows 2 Dipress U
Only Joys 2 Surround U
Many Frnz 2 Luv U
God Himself 2 Bless U
These r my Wishes 4 U
4 2day 2morow & Everyday!
Gud Morng! Have a nice day!!
 

 

Ok Even if I don't see you...
even if we hav...
L talks
E Hellos
S Stories
S Greetings
always remember dat my friendship will never b LESS 4 YOU
 

 

Im sorry but i dont wanna talk to you anymore.... good bye 4 ever
Mr Dr says i should avoid SWEET stuff...
and YOU are right at the top of the sweet list
 

 

Reh reh kar aapki yaad aati hai,
SMS na aane ki wajah satati hai,
Soch raha hu jarur koi gam hai,
ya phir Airtel ne charge shuru kar diya uska gam hai...
 

 

Meri Yaad aaye 2 yaad karo,
jyada yaad aaye 2 MSG karo,
aur jyada aaye 2 FONE karo,
aur b jyada aaye 2 MILO,
usse b jyada aaye 2
plz jhoot bolna band karo...

 

"DREAMS visit us when we are asleep" but
GOD is truly wise, He wakes us up each day
and gives us every chance to make our
DREAMS come true!

Good Morning!

 

Ishwar karte Hardin...
Aapki khushiyan..
PETROL ke BHAV ki tarah badhe...

Aur gham
BIPASHA ke KAPDON ke tarah kamm ho!

Have a nice day...

 

Friendship is a little more trust, a little less try,
a little more laugh, a little less cry,
a little more luv, a little less fight
a little more WE & a little less I

 

Hum tere dil me rahenge SMS bankar,
Tere dil pe khilenge ringtone bankar,
kabhi aapne dil se juda na samajhna,
Hum Tere dil ke saath chalenge Roaming Network bankar!

 

Have a "Heart" that never Break$,
Have a "Smile" that never Fades,
Have a touch that never Hurt$,
Have a "Friendship" that never Ends
Like Ours!

 

I hide my tears when I say your Name,
But the Pain in My Heart is still the same,
Although I smile and seem Carefree,
Theres No one who Misses you more Than Me...

 

SavE a spacE FOr ME
in Ur
HEART
& not in Ur Mind.

The mindeasily forgEts,
But the hEart
ALWAYS REMEMBERS.

Like now,
i remEmbEr U

& that"s
from MY HEART.

 

Mobiles R irritating
rings every now & then,
recharging battery,
messages get delayed
but one thing i luv abt it,
it connects ME & U

 

Each time MY name appears on UR Phone U smile like

  ,/////////.
  __? . . ?__
  (c______,)
""-"LJI_II_ILJ"=""

right!

 

One day u"ll ask me what's more important to me,
U or MY LIFE?
I"say MY LIFE & U will walk away not even knowing that
Friends like U r my life!

 

If u care 4 me, I Care 4 u.
U miss me, I miss U,
U like me, I like U,
U msg me, I msg U,
U forget me, I"m sorry this wher I'M different from u?
I" KILL U!!

 

If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!

 

Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!

 

ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u

 

Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.

 

R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!

 

A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!

 

Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

 

Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!

 

Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

 

A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!

 

Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart

 

uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?

 

To live dis life i need a heartbeat.to have a heartbeat i need a heart.to have heart i need happiness.to have happiness i need u!

 

One day u'll ask me: "whats more important to u- me or ur life?" ill say "my life" and u'll go and leave without even knowing that u are my life.

 

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I   .-""-.     I
I     ('.' )     I
I=(,,)=(,,)='I
Standing by
my window

Waiting 4 ur
message

If u dont sms,
i will jump
FROM

GROUNDFLOOR
& I mean it
Dil ke gumo ko kahna sher hai koi baat nahi,
DIl se chaho kisi ko koi baat nahin,
Arey taqleef to tab hoti hai,
jab koi unhe sun kar jab koi wah wah karta hai!
Someone never forgets you...
and that is... (put first letter of your name)
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Good Morning! Have a nice day!
Dil me hamesha ek SHOR ho raha hai,
bin sms BOR ho raha he,
kahi aisa to nahi ke ek pyara sa DOST
mujhse DOOR ho raha hai..

 

Sms ka sangrah karke kya payenga baccha?
Balance ki maya chhod, sms bhej.
Mitro se sampark banaye rakhne me swarg ki prapti ka sukh hai vats,
moh tyag. sms bhej

 

Din mein deep jalane se kya hoga,
raah mein aag lagane se kya hoga,
jinhe hamari yaad bhi nahi aati unhe sms karne se kya hoga..

 

always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
(Collection: Noori)

 

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