FUNNY SMS

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A daily thought...

A silent tear...

A Constant wish that u r near...

Words are few but thoughts r deep...

Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!
Geeta mein likha hai?








are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
Kripya Dhyaan De,









Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
 
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
 
Tere dil me rahenge sms bankar,
dhadkano me bajenge ringtone bankar,
Kabi apne dil se juda mat samajna,
Hum tere sath chalenge network bankar.
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
Starts has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
trinagle has 3 ensd
line has 2 ends
but circle of our friendship has no end...
04:30
99
missed calls

1
new
number

Its
Meee...

just
to
remind U

That
I am missing U.
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!
no visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted...
But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...
Ever since you've left, i'hv realised that A part of one's Life is made of someone else's life.
I miss that PART.

I Miss U
Dear FRIEND
Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya...

to koi paise se kangal ho gaya...

to koi pyar me pagal ho gaya...

Mai to aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya...!!
I,

I W,

I WI,

I WIS,

I WISH,

I WISH U,

I WISH,
,

I WIS,
G,

I WI,
GO,

I W,
GOO,

I,
GOOD,

,
GOOD M,

GOOD MORNING!
God came 2 me & granted me 1 wish frm my heart...
I askd 2 arrange 4 a permanent smile on the face of person reading this sms.
Hope my wish is granted.

Gud morni!
Whatever is warm & inspiring

Whatever means most to you

Whatever makes you smile and brings you joy

THAT'S WHAT I wish for YOU!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND...

SMile!
I'll take ur pic, 1-2-3 2 far!
o
<U>
J>
again!
1
3
  ____________
   ___( .)(. )___
   ___ (oo) ___
     __( U ) __
     too close!

Phool bina... Khushbu bekaar..
Chand bina.. Chandni bekaar..
Pyar bina... Zindagi bekaar...
Mere SMS bina...
Kya baat hai! U.. R. Right!
Aapka MOBILE bekaar!
Its good to have money and d things it can buy...
but its also good to check once in a while & make sure u havent lost d things money cant buy...

F R I E N D S
Aap kaha hai?
Apka ghar khai?

TV hai?
Kon se channel aate hai?

Table hai?
Chair bhi hogi?

Aapke ghar me chipkali hai?
Bili hai?

Kutte kyo nai hai?
Audio hai k cd k vcd?

Home theatre kyo nai hai?

nal hai?
Paani aata hai?

Fridge hai?
Bada hai k chota?

Thanda karta hai?
ice banata hai?

kon c
company ka hai?

To dusri company
ka kyu nahi hai?

Fan hai k AC?
Cooler kyo nai hai?

Phone nai hai?
ACHHA!

Mobile hai?
Balance hai?

to sMs
KARO NA YAAR!
I may not b
the most important person in ur LIFE...
But
I just hope that
One day whn
u hear my name
u wud just
SMILE & SAY
"Hey thats my friend"
 
Tere bistar par makdi lage,
Tere room me machar fire,
raat ko lite chali jaye,
Puri raat garmi lage,
tere sapne me BHUT aaye.
Chal aab soja... Good Nite!
_________

_H_o_w_r_U_?_
_H_o_p_e_u_R_
_*_F_I_N_E_*_

_K_e_e_p_o_N_

( e
    : ) Smiling
( e
Alphabetically advices for u:
ABC: Avoid Bad Company
DEF: Don't entertain fools
GHI: Give-up High ideas
JKLM: Just keep liking me...
How much is 1 + 1 = ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Are you still looking for the answer?
Shame on you!
Khuda aap jaisa cute kuchipuchi koi aur na banaye...
ek cartoon jo mere pass hai kahin common na ho jaye!
Ye we're friends...
I'm jhakaas ur bakwaas, ur so so I'm khaas,
I'm candle u r flame, I'm blush u r shame,
I'm spin u r googly,
U'r bandar I am mogly!
Dont place me in ur eyes,
i may fall as a tear,
place me in ur heart,
so that every beat reminds u,
that someone is there... for u!!
Tu door hai mujhse or pass bhi hai,
teri kami ka ehsas bhi hai,
Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere,
par tu pyara bhai hai aur khas bhi hai!
Hichkiyo se 1 baat ka ehsaas to hota hai,
ki shayad koi hame yaad to karta hai,
milne na aye to kya, hum per 4 lamhe barbad to karta hai.
Roegi Aankhen, Muskarane ke baad!
Aayegi Raat Din Dhaal Jaanke baad!


Oh jaane wale Zara Mudke to Dekh,
Shayad Ye Zindagi Na Rahe

Tere Jaane ke baad!

I
LoOked
4
U

Up
      Down
Left

      Right

Here
      There
Every where

Just
2
Tell
U
"Good Morning"

I may seldom tell u how special u are,
i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy,
but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about!
You may have some one in your mind,
Some one in your heart,
Some one in your dreams,
Some one in your life,
But I'm your some one, When u have no one!!
 
Friends aer like stars. You can't always see them,
But you know they are always there for you...
If someone asks me if ur good...I'l say ur not...
If they say ur better... i'l say ur not
why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had...
Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true
Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more
Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d ne who really waits...
everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf. But I'd rather be ur moon, so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.
U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haFstOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u..
Dosti ke badle dosti, dushmani ke badle dushmani, phool ke badle phool, big gift ke badle big gift, send me quick.... kya... sms ke badle sms... yaar!
  ,,,,
<'_'> Hum Tum ('_')
<(H)/ Stranger <T>
    / >              ,>
   ,,,,

  ,,,,
<'_'> Hum Tum (',')
<(H)/    Enemy <T>
    / >              <?\
   ,,,,
  ,,,,
<'_'> Hum Tum (',')
<(H)/ Friends <T>
    / >             />
   ,,,,
Just
Like ('-')
   U$ '.'

Friends Forever!
(Sachin, Mumbai)
Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ove You...(Nikky)
To Share what is difficult

To heal what is hurting

To think what is not possible

To understand without even talking...

Is the miracle called
"FRIENDSHIP"
()  * () What
(   'o'  ) if I
(,,) (,,) disappear



Just What I thought...

You'd still look 4 me...

Gosh! U r ADDICTED to ME!...
Aren't u?
 ,,,  ,*,
( .") (".)
#######

 ,,, ,*,
( '.'(" )
#######
U r d sweetest
(Jeet)
 
I may hav 4gtn 2 say dat I care, I may hav failed 2 open up and share..
but though no words hav been spoken, my promise of eternal friendship wont b broken....(Uday Gujar)
 
Sender:
SWEET
+91??????????

Sender:
CHARMING
+91xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9198xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:
LOVEABLE
+91XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+91XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)

(From: Jeet)
To Understand a misunderstanding is a an understanding in friendship BUT to have no misunderstanding is the most understood Friendship....
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

 

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

 

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

 

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

 

Some 1 r bers,
somebody cares,
ur name is whispered in somebody's prayers,
keep d bright hope of sunshine in view,
some 1 is always thinkin of u,
d monkey in zoo.!

 

Just go to hell...
.
.
.
u
.
.
u
.
.
because only u can change
hell into heaven by ur sweetness.

 

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

 

Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...

 

FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

 

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...

 

Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say good nite

sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light

sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...

 

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

 

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.

 

If KISS is a BOOK,
i give u a LIBRARY,

If HUG is a SIM,
I give u a TALKTIME

If FRNDSHIP is a BIKE
I give u PETROL

If LUV is a LIFE,
I give u MYSELF...

 

Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my hear u will always remain.
Earth wants water,
flower wants dew,
i want nothing but a smile from U....

 

Days
are 2
Busy,

Hours
are 2
Fast,

Seconds
are 2
Few

But
there"s
always

TIME
for ME

2 disturb
--== YOU ==--

 

know U R
So-So-So
-B-U-S-Y-
But..
Take..
3 seconds
to think of me
=>/<<s.
  q"_,_,)
      ( ._.)1..
   /=<

..2..

..3..

So sweet...
Don't search love, let love find u.
Thats why its called falling in love,
b"coz u dont force urself to fall,
u just fall and there will be someone to
catch u...

 

.:##:.
(  . ,.)   .
(   o )  ." . <3
"")   ("")    "   "
Just blew u a
"Good Morning" virus!
Its Contagious... full of
"Love & Care"

 

I HATE YOU:

H = happy to see you
A = always miss you
T = take u in my mind
E = everyday never forget u.
I really want 2 say...

I HATE U"!

 

I have nothing much to offer u in this World,
its only my...
.*.=.*.= .*.=.*.=.*.=.*.=.*.
L I F E T I M E
D O S T I
.*.=.*.= .*.=.*.=.*.=.*.=.*.
Chalega na?

 

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H E L L O!
My AIRCRAFT
landed in ur MOBILE 2 say
A VERY GOOD DAY 2 U!
Sincere apology:
If u dont like any of my SMS &
Don't like 2 read,
or if my msgs disturb u,

then pls dont hesitate,
feel free to...
Throw ur mobile out!

 

If i die & go 2 heaven & GOD asks me wats my last wish,
i'll pause 4 a while 2 look 4 U & when i see U cryin I wud say,
"LORD, give me a minute 2 hug my Frend"

 

If i die & go 2 heaven & GOD asks me wats my last wish,
i'll pause 4 a while 2 look 4 U & when i see U cryin I wud say,
"LORD, give me a minute 2 hug my Frend"

 

When things go bad & ur strength is no longer enuf 2 carry on...
Don't give up, coz where ur strength ends...
.. my worth as ur FRIEND begins...

 

To prove you are not an idiot take the test below:


Press down...

Press up...

look, you cudnt follow the instructions...

You failed... You are an IDIOT.

 

Happiness is like a butterfly;
U run after it, it keeps flying away;
but if u stand still, it comes n sits on ur Shoulder..
WISH U LOTS OF BUTTERFLIES!

 

Flowers die, Stories end,
Songs fade, Memories r 4gotten...
All things come 2 an end but precious people like me r treasured 4ever n 4ever :-)

 

|---!
|    0    o
|        !l!
|___,   JI
|---@
|    /!;
|   <>
|____,
Ye bhi mujhe tumhari tarah SMS nahi karta tha
Tapka Dala!

 

 ,-.(.-.
    .'.(.',
     '.'.'

AN APPLE A DAY
KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

If Doctor is Cute
then forget Fruit
and take Doctor away!
Maana hum aapke doston me shamil nahi,
maana aapki Dosti hume hasil nahi,
itni berukhi kis baat ki dost,
kya hum ek sms ke bhi kaabil nahi...

 

Sunhari Dhup
Barsat ke baad..

Thodi si hansi
har Bat ke baad...

isi tarah ho
Mubarak Aapko..

Ye NaYi Subah
kal rat ke baad...>

 

Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui...
Biwi ghar main aayi...
ghar SWARG ban gaya...
aur main
SWARGWASI...

 

Make new friends, but keep the Old;
Those are silver, these are gold.

 

Friendship - Pure unselfish friendship,
All through life's alloted span, nurtures, strengthens, widens, lengthens, Man's relationship with man

 

If friends were flowers, I would not pick you!
I'll let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so as I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

 

U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me,
U promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me tears,
U promsd me ur Luv bt u gave me PAIN... ME?
I promsd u Nothing but I gave u Everything!

 

I would give up happines to never see you sad,
I would give up eternity to be with you always,
I would give up my life so that yours would be new...

 

Days wil b spnt lyk yirs f dos days wil b spnt w/out u,
smiles r lyk frwn f its nt ment 4 u, but 4ever will sound grea8t f u promise 4ever to me!

 

If love is water, I'll give u the ocean.
If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe...
If heat was your love & care,
how I wish the sun was beside me...

 

hal kaisa hai janab ka..
kya khayal hai aapka..
hum to so gaye ho ho ho..
tum bhi so jao ha ha ha...

GOOD NIGHT

 

1-u r nice person

2-line 1 is true

3-line 2 is faulse if line 1 is true

4-both 2&3 are correct

5-all 4 r wrong

confuse? now msg & confuse others

 

The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..(Nikky)

 

Happiness keeps u Sweet,
Trials Make u Strong,
Sorrows keep u Human,
Failure makes u Humble,
Success keeps u glowing &
GOD keeps u going!

GOD BLESS U!

 

/---:--;.
;:---:'---=|--=:--
;
'--(o)---'--(o)--'

---:--;.
---=|--=:--;
----'--(o)--'

;.
=:==;
o)--' ,)))

Aapka SMS lene k
liye mene MERCEDES bheji hai!

 

SMS pe sms bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho...
(AMIT)

 

Words And Hearts Are 2 Things In The World Whoch Should Be Handled With Care .B'coz Words When Spoken N Hearts When Broken R Difficult 2 Repair (Dinesh Kawana)

 

sms doesnt only MEAN
Short
M
S

Short
msgng
S

Short
Msgng
Service

but it also mean

S
M
S

Some
M
S

Some
Moments
Shared

wid luvd ones like u....

 

EYES : To look at you
HAND : To pray for you
Mind : To remember you
Heart : To love you
AND
AND
AND
AND
AND LEGS : To kick YOU..
If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!!

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